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	Entertainment Features Anime Comic Strip Pranks Consoles Editorials Forum Links Contact Archives GuestBook		Features Dementia means insanity for all you Webster-deprived souls out there. I’ve found that every so often, Kcaliban and Lazy_Fish_Monger go behind my back and update (they’re breaking the tradition of biannual updates). However, the stuff that they put up cannot be classified under any known system of identification. Frankly, this is where all of those miscellaneous and random bits of derangement are kept. Welcome to the vault. Make sure you don’t get locked in. Yirop ho!- KCaliban's indepth look at our president's recent trip to Europe. (Oh, what the hell. It's another parody. But we can always pretend.) Commies and Stuff- The classic tale of life, love, and . . . . Commies?? Written by our very own KCaliban, Commies and Stuff is the result of a historical mocumentary, a twisted sense-of-humor, and a vodka drinking binge gone horribly wrong. And yes, this really was turned in as a history project. The Cynicism Quiz Get in touch with your inner cynic. Just don't be too cynical if faulty javascript accidently sets your computer on fire. Direct all comments to Fish_Monger, please. This was a labor of love (or is that just my inner cynic talking?) Become a Star Wars Novelist It took years of research, several covert missions into Skywalker Ranch, and a hefty bribe to the local Star Wars fanboy but I, Lazy_Fish_Monger, have returned with the formula for anyone to create their own personal Star Wars novel. If Lucas calls, this page never existed! Newsflash- Stop the friggin presses! We've got news and it ain't pretty. Strange things run unchecked across this planet of ours and Anni Mae is here to report it.