"I just thought of an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."- Peter

 

"Optimus Prime! You're a Jew!"- Peter

 

"It's like I died and went to heaven. But then they decided that it wasn't my time, so they sent me to a brewery."- Peter

 

 

"Nobody makes bombs go boom in their face!"- Jin

 

"This guy makes Kuwabara look smart."- Hiei

 

"What is that ridiculous apandage growing out of your head?"- Hiei

 

"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the wait"- Hiei

 

"[to Kayko] So since when did you fill out in all the right places?" -Yusuke

 

"I'm getting embarrased just listening to him." -Kurama

 

"Getting the snot kicked outta me was the best thing i've ever done"- Kuwabara

 

"Time sure flies when you're mocking Yusuke mercilessly" -Shizuru

 

"Kayko: So what do you want me to do with him? (holding unconscious Yusuke)
Botan: Oh, you know...A teenage boy and girl...alone in the woods...
Kayko: Botan! I'm not that kind of girl! He's not even conscious!"- Botan and Kayko

 

 

"A good friend bails you out at 3 in the morning. A best friend is sitting next to you, saying "THAT WAS FUN!"

 

"Don't make me get my fat out on you"