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The Tale of Scuzzlebutt
Cartman: "Hey, you guys, I know a scary story!"
Kyle: "Shut up, Cartman! You can't scare anybody!"
Cartman: "Oh yeah? Have you guys ever heard of Scuzzlebutt?"
Stan: "What-what?"
Cartman: "Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody that dares climb to the top."
Stan: "Why?"
Cartman: "Because it loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body!"
Kyle: "Deformed how?"
Cartman: "Well, on his left arm, instead of a hand, he has"
Stan: "A hook?"
Kyle: "A knife?"
Cartman: "No! A piece of celery!"
Stan: "Celery?"
Cartman: "Yes. And he walks with a limp because one of his legs is missing! And where his leg should be, there's nothing but... Patrick Duffy!"
Kyle: "Patrick Duffy? Dammit, Cartman, that's not scary!"
Cartman: "Whaddya mean? Have you ever seen 'Step by Step'?"
From: South Park
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