OBLIGATORY LEGAL DISCLAIMER : None of these guys are mine. The Sailor Senshi belong to DIC and Kodansha, while the Yoroiden are owned by Sunrise and Graz Entertainment. Okay? So don't bother suing me. I'm a student. RONIN SUMMER : FLASHBACK A Sailor Moon / Yoroiden Samurai Troopers cross-over by Morgan Hudson (dataraven_659@excite.com) Chapter Five : Check Out A Book "This is crazy!" The blond girl dropped to her hands and knees and looked under her bed. "I mean, I left it right here yesterday morning! It didn't just get up and walk away, did it?" Standing in the corner, a young man with short blond hair sighed and leaned against the wall. He was dressed in a hooded white robe with red and blue embroidery around the edges, and his glasses glinted in the sunlight as he shrugged. "It probably did. Whoever this 'Ace' guy is, he's obviously a few steps ahead of us." "I'm still confused, Sage," a blue haired young man with long pointed ears said as he lounged on the bed and stared at a playing card, "you're telling me that this guy just dragged you aside and read your fortune? Why would he warn you that he was up to something, if you're supposed to be the only one who can stop him?" "He says he wants a fair fight," Sage said with a shrug. "All I know is that Queen Beryl is up to something, and that the book I lent this girl has something to do with it. I think that Chief Scribe Nezumi might have hidden some kind of vital information in it, and that might be why I'm so important to stopping them." "Why is that?" The blond girl asked, looking suddenly very interested. "Because you mentioned that the biography of King Saigo I lent you has a scene where his daughter is kidnapped. But I've READ the Biography of King Saigo the Eighth, and I know that he only had sons." Sage smiled. "I'm probably the only person in the whole castle who has read that book enough to pick out whatever details Nezumi has inserted. And, if we can get our hands on that book, I'll bet it contains instructions on how to kidnap the Moon Princess!" "So," the girl said quietly to herself, "the Princess is in danger? Then it sounds like Sailor Venus needs to get her hands on that book..." "What was that?" Sage asked. "Nothing!" She replied. "Just... trying to remember if I left that old thing lying around somewhere else!" Rowen glanced over at her and smirked. Elves, even half-elves, were blessed with amazingly acute hearing. So, he thought to himself, our little bookworm is the one and only Senshi of Venus? How very interesting... ********** Sage looked down at the four cards he still held. "Well," he said, "According to Ace, I have to find the Five of Swords if I want them to help me protect the Queen of Stars. We know that the Princess is the Queen of Stars, and I'm the Knave of Hearts..." He lifted the card in question, showing everybody the image of himself sketched on the face of it. "Captain Kento of the Royal Guard is the Knave of Clubs, and Rowen over there is the Knave of Swords... that means I still have to find the Knave of Stars and the Wild Card." Sighing, Rowen sat up on the bed and laid down the card he had been staring at : his own, to be precise. Acting on impulse, Sage crouched next to the bed and laid down the other four cards. The Knaves of Clubs, Swords, and Hearts they put in one row, and the Knave of Stars and the Jester they set in another row. "Okay," Rowen said calmly. "All we need to do is figure out what, or who, these two cards might be. You said that they're Knaves, right? So what's a Knave?" The girl leaned over Sage's shoulder, staring down at the cards. "Well, it's the third highest face card, coming in right before Queen and King of their suit. Usually, a Knave is associated with a Knight, and that's what the word used to mean." She reached down and tapped the Knave of Clubs. "Kento is a Knight, because he's the captain of the Royal Guard, and he likes to use blunt weapons. So... the Knave of Clubs." "True," said Sage, as he pointed at his own card, "but a Knave is also a thief, like the Knave of Hearts in that nursery rhyme. Ace said I was the Knave of Hearts because I had the power to toy with girls' feelings, although I don't know what he meant by that." "And the Knave of Swords was me," Rowen said, "because I was stealing swords from Kento's armory and teaching myself swordplay on the sly." "So... who are the Knave of Stars and the Jester?" Sage pursed his lips. "Well... could the Jester be a Court Jester, maybe?" "We don't have a Court Jester in the Moon Kingdom right now," the girl pointed out, "and we have to assume that whoever they are, they're nearby. Maybe the trick lies in what a Jester is in a card game." "Well... it's nothing." Rowen shrugged. "A Jester is a useless card, and usually thrown out of the deck. A castaway. It has no value whatsoever." "Or, depending how you look at it, every value." Sage countered as he looked down at the blurry card. "Jesters are Wild Cards, too. They can have any value they want, depending how the game goes. And there's usually two in every deck, but we've only got one." Venus groaned and shook her head. "So, it has no value, and every value, is vital to the game, but usually thrown away, and is two things at once? Now I'm getting confused..." "Hmmm..." Rowen picked up the card and squinted at it. "You know, this picture may be really blurry right now, but I think I can make part of it out... I mean, that's the Jester, and he's holding some kind of masks in his hands... What's that hanging off the left mask? Some kind of hat?" Holding it closer to his face, Rowen narrowed his golden eyes even further and suddenly gasped. "I know who it is! I think I know who he is! You two work on the Knave of Stars, and I'll go get him!" Leaping off of the bed and tucking the card into the front of his tunic, he grinned. "Rowen is off to save the day!" ********** Or at least, Rowen confessed as he wandered the corridors of Serenity's palace, that's would I would do if I could find that damn tunesmith! He was so certain that he had known who the Jester was! It even made sense, in a way : what was a Jester? Someone who entertains the court. And who was currently in charge of entertaining the court? His good friend Cye, who also happened to a wear a big floppy hat with a droopy feather on it, just like the hat in the picture. Only Cye was absolutely nowhere to be found! Rowen sighed as he fiddled with the card in his hand. At this rate, he might as well just find a wild goose and chase it around the courtyard : it felt like he'd be making the same progress. His ears twitched, and Rowen stopped in the middle of the hallway. He could hear something going on behind the intricately engraved double doors he stood by, and that was wrong. He made a point of knowing everything that went on in the castle, as he was essentially a permanent houseguest, and as such knew that the rooms behind those doors were supposed to be empty. Raising one eyebrow, he quietly reached down and drew an arrow from the quiver that hung at his waist and pulled the bow he had strapped over his shoulder into his hand. Nocking the arrow, he reached over and nudged the door open with his boot. Could he have stumbled onto the Dark Kingdom plot all on his own? Not, he realised as he looked into the room, unless the Dark Kingdom plot involved a beautiful girl lying on the bed and sobbing. With a sigh, he lowered his bow and slid the arrow back into its quiver. He really should get back to looking for Cye... The girl looked up at him and sniffed, wiping at her eyes with the back of her hand. She was dressed in a red gown, and had a thick mane of long black hair. Rowen gulped. "Er, I'm sorry," he apologised, "I didn't know anybody was staying here." Biting his lip, he slung the bow back over his shoulder and tugged his pigtail of blue hair free from the bowstring. "Why are you crying?" The girl sat up and looked at him as he fidgeted in the doorway. "My family was murdered by the Dark Kingdom." "Oh..." Rowen blinked. "Well, that's okay then. I'm pretty sure I cried when my family was murdered by the Dark Kingdom. I can't be sure : I was pretty young." I sound like an idiot, he realised, and ran his fingers through his hair. "Well, uhm, except my brother, that is. At least, I THINK he's still alive..." "Does your brother hate you?" The girl asked quietly, and Rowen shrugged. "Probably." Rowen tossed his pigtail back over his shoulder and sat next to the girl on the bed. "Bro and I never quite saw eye to eye. Mainly because he likes to act like he's bigger than me." Mars glanced at the strange boy sitting on her bed and swallowed. "Does your brother want to kill you?" That gave Rowen pause. "Well, if he did, I wouldn't know. I haven't seen him since I left Earth nearly five years ago." He sighed, and tucked his hair behind his ears. Mars stared. "What?" He asked. She pointed to the long and sharp-tipped lobes. "Your ears," she said curiously. "I've never seen anybody with such strange ears." "Oh, that's because I'm an elf!" Rowen grinned. "You didn't have elves where you come from? Where ARE you from, anyway?" "I am the Princess of the planet Mars." Mars said with a sad look, as she leaned forward and rested her elbows on her knees, placing her head in her hands. "Or at least I was when there still was a Mars to be Princess of... I'm not sure what I am now. Can I touch them?" "My ears?" Rowen blinked. "You MUST be from Mars." He looked off into the corner of the room, not noticing that Mars was already reaching towards his head. "Everybody knows better than to touch the ears of an elf!" "Why?" Mars asked, stretching out a finger. "Well, elven ears are very s-EN-sitive!" With a yelp, Rowen bounced off of the bed and leapt across the room, nearly slamming into the far wall before he landed and turned to glare at Mars, who drew back her hand and bit her lip. "I'm so sorry!" She said, looking like she was about to cry again. "Did I hurt you?" "No," Rowen confessed shakily, "I'm not HURT... but you really, really shouldn't do that anymore." He smiled nervously. "Let's just say that my mother always told me not to let a strange girl touch my ears until we were engaged." "Oh." Her eyes widened, and she suddenly blushed. "OH! I'm so very sorry! A-are you engaged?" "No, I'm free as a bird in the sky." Rowen smiled again, a little less nervously this time. "It's, uhm, it's my big brother who has all the women chasing him. Seems to me that I heard something about YOU being engaged, though..." "Yes, to my darling Jadeite." Mars smiled, then looked downcast yet again. "Who by now is either dead, or working for the enemy, as my brother accused." Uh-oh, Rowen thought, long story alert. Fortunately, he knew exactly how to deal with situations like this. Sitting down next to the girl, he placed one arm around her shoulders and smiled. "Tell me all about it," he said kindly. After all, Cye wasn't going anywhere... ********** "Well," Cye said as he carefully slung his biwa over one shoulder, "it's been fun, but I have to go." "Really?" From her seat at the chessboard nearby, Princess Mercury looked up in confusion. "But why, dear cousin Arashi? Where will you go from here? It seems as though you only just now came..." "I wish I could stay, Mercury, but you know the saying : a rolling stone gathers no moss, but a minstrel must wander to earn his green!" Shaking back his shoulder length mop of brown hair, the young man donned his foppish navy beret with its comedically drooping feather and picked up his travelling pack in one hand. "Perhaps I'll travel to the Dark Kingdom : you have to admit, if there was ever a place in need of cheering up, it's there!" Mercury suddenly looked very serious as she reached out and caught Cye by the wrist. "My cousin, I pray you : stay far away from that wretched place! Endymion and his Generals travelled there, and they have never returned! It is a place of villainy and despair, and I would fear for you." Cye grinned. "Very well, my dear cousin. I must go wherever the waves take me, but I shall be sure to paddle away from the Dark Kingdom. That old sea hag Beryl would probably put me off of my supper, anyway." "Visit with your father, Arashi... I mean, Cye." Mercury smiled gently. "I'm certain he is already sorry for whatever fight it was that drove you two apart." "Oh no! A castaway he made me, and a castaway I shall remain!" Cye chuckled and drew a flute from his pack, playing idly on it. "I find I have a knack for the life, and besides which, it agrees with me. If YOU wish to drop me a letter, though, dear Princess Mercury, simply leave it with my good friend Sage. I'll blunder across his path soon enough : we seem unable to escape each other." With a final warbling toot, Cye turned and marched out of the room, keeping his own time on a small pair of cymbals and playing accompanyment on the small tin pipe. ********** Kento spun the staff, listening to its hum with a well-trained ear. This, he could sense by the feel, was a good staff. He could take a man's head off with this staff, or block even the sharpest blade. It had a good grain, a good weight, and it slipped easily through his fingers. As usual, when he was surrounded by the droning hum of his weapon through the air, with the soothing rythmic feel of it slapping from palm to palm, he began to think. That Sage lad, he thought to himself, quite a shame, that. Nice boy, as far as he could tell, but obviously insane. Shows up yesterday tagging after Venus like her newest puppy dog, and starts blithering about cards, and Dark Kingdom plots hidden in books... mad as a hatter. Of course, it was Kento's experience that all scribes were a trifle mad : he was certain it must come from being cooped up in those cramped chambers with all those ink and glue fumes. Yes, he thought, that Sage boy was in desperate need of a little fresh air, some exercise! Mayhap he would see about training the lad in a bit of swordplay, just to get him out of the library for more than a minute or so. Play along with his daffy little plots : why not? If nothing else, it would serve as a nice diversion... "Greetings, Captain!" A young boy with a mop of brown hair wandered past with a biwa strapped to one shoulder and a travelling pack slung over the other, waving. Kento caught the staff and halted its spin, grinning and returning the wave. Fine lad, that Cye. Kento approved of his choice to leave behind the constant drudgery of idle life to wander the worlds and make his own way in real life. A lad like that was pure potential, he thought as he leaned on his staff. He could become anything he wanted... Just... like a Jester. Like a card that changes its face and becomes anything it wants. Kento blinked. He never should have let that poor, deluded, Sage bend his ear with those tales of Knaves and Queens and damn fool quests. It was starting to take over his brain! Chuckling, he shook his shaggy head. "Kento, old boy," he muttered, "you're never going to grow up. Cards and fortunes and destined heroes... stuff and nonsense! You put away such childish things when you were accepted into the Guard!" He rested the staff in the crook of his arm and began to walk after the minstrel. "Yep," he continued as he walked, "you know better than to fool yourself into falling for this! You're not some lad, like that Rowen, all obsessed with saving days and wooing Princesses..." "Still," he mused into the depths of his beard, "to be a hero, a TRUE hero... I won't say I would mind if people were to be cheering my name. And what can it hurt to check? Say, Cye, lad! Hold up a moment, and tell me what you think of this fool tale..." ********** Sage sighed and adjusted his glasses. "Well, there's only one thing to do. If the biography isn't here, then Ace must already have it." Fiddling with the hem of his white robe, he sat next to Venus on her bed and stared off into space. "But what will he do with it? Ay, there's the rub..." "What do you mean? If this guy has the book, and it's so important, won't he just take it straight to Beryl?" "No." Sage stroked his chin. "I don't think Ace has the power to go straight to Beryl. If he just gives the book to his commander, then he gets no credit for it. Plus, he's said to me before that he wants a fair fight. If we have no chance at finding out what to do or where to go, this game's already over." "So you think that this Ace character hid the book somewhere nearby?" Venus shook her head and brushed back the strands of golden hair that floated freely past her face with the motion. "That seems pretty dumb of him, if you ask me..." "That's just it! He's so smart, he's being stupid. He's convinced I can't beat him, so he's taking risks he shouldn't be." Sage grinned. "I mean, if he was playing smart, he would have killed me the second I overheard Nezumi talking about the book. He wouldn't have told me what his plan was, or given me so many hints on who I would need to help me." His brow furrowed, Sage locked his hands together, staring at the interlaced fingers as if they held the all the secrets of the universe. "I think Ace is liking this game too much to stop playing it now... and that means the book is still somewhere in the castle." "Great!" Venus nodded enthusiastically, and leapt to her feet. "Uhm, Sage... WHERE in the castle?" "Where else?" Sage smirked. "Ace could only get his jollies if he knew the book was right under my nose the whole time. He likes to taunt me, and he loves to gamble. He put the book right back in the Castle Library. And I'm going to go get it, right under that fat toad Nezumi's nose." "Are you sure about this, Sage? Even if you're right, it sounds to me like the perfect trap. This Ace character knows that you'll do anything to get ahold of that book, and that makes it the ultimate bait right now." "What can I say? I guess I like to gamble, too." Seiji rose to his feet and brushed at his white robes, carefully arranging every crease. "Besides, I doubt that Ace would attack me now. He's been playing fair since the start of this little game..." "Gamblers ALWAYS play fair, Sage. Until they start to lose." The blond girl crossed her arms over her chest and glared at the young scribe. "I'm coming with you, and that's that." "I'd rather you didn't, milady." Sage raised an eyebrow and shrugged, spreading his arms wide. "It's bad enough I dragged you into this by lending you the stupid thing to begin with. You don't have it anymore, and there's no need for you to get involved." "Did you wake up dense today, or were you just born stupid?" Venus tapped her foot angrily as she quickly interposed herself between Sage and the doorway. Sage grinned. "Little bit of column A, little bit of column B. Would you mind explaining to me?" "This creep already broke into my room ONCE! What if I'm in here when he does it again?" On top of which, she added silently, if the Princess really is in danger, Sailor Venus is hardly going to stand aside while some scribe takes on the Dark Kingdom to save her! "I'm staying right by your side, until this gets taken care of." "Fine," Sage groaned, and pulled off his robes. Beneath, he had black trousers and a physique Venus did her best not to stare at. How did a scribe get a body like THAT? Obviously, those books are heavier than they look... "Put this on and pull up the hood. I'll grab another robe from my room, and if anyone asks, we're just two scribes looking for an important scroll, okay?" "Uhm, okay," Venus said with a gulp as she pulled the white fabric down over her head. Looking down, she tugged on the robe and frowned as it tangled in the fabric of her gown. With a shrug, she reached behind her. "What are you doing?" Sage asked as he desperately took off his glasses and clamped both hands over his eyes. "Looking the part." Her bodice untied, the gown fell around her ankles with a loud thump. She shook the robe slightly, and smoothed it with her hands. "There we go : a perfect fit!" The fabric was surprisingly comfortable and soft, and hung down to her calves. Sage was quite busily polishing the lenses of his glasses and looking elsewhere. "Er, can we please go now? And for Serenity's sake, WARN me before you do that kind of thing again!" ********** Rowen sighed and looked down at the earrings clutched in his hand. "Rowen," he said to himself, "you are the biggest idiot in this whole castle." It was bad enough that he had listened to that poor girl's story, but what the hell had he been thinking with when he offered to track down her brother for her? He'd already met her brother, and the man had seemed much more interested in killing him than in listening to reason. "But," he admitted as he examined the gleaming red stars she had given him, "I guess I always HAVE been a sucker for a pretty face. And how hard can it be to convince old Ken to see reason? Although, he always has been pretty stubborn... I'm doomed." Although if he was going to doom himself, he was hard pressed to think of another lady he'd rather do it for. Well, maybe Jupiter, but that was a different kettle of fish. The important thing was that he, Rowen, NOT Endymion, was the reason that girl in there was smiling instead of crying. She was trusting him to make things right, and he vowed that he would not let her down. Now all he had to do was find Cye, track down Sage, and maybe after they had all rescued the Moon Princess, he could talk them into giving him a hand with this little side quest of his. They were pretty nice guys, and none too bright : he could probably convince them. ********** Safely clad in their white robes, and anonymous behind the voluminous hoods that covered their heads, Sage and Venus casually strolled into the Castle Library. Fortunately, it was already getting quite late, and the gargantuan library was all but deserted. "Remember," Sage whispered, "we aren't supposed to be here, and you ESPECIALLY are not supposed to be here. If Nezumi catches us, he'll do all KINDS of horrible, horrible things." "What will he do?" "We're not sure," Sage admitted. "Nobody has ever dared to find out." With a shrug, he gently touched a match to the candle he held and fitted it into a special holder that he attached to his ring. "Just keep your head down low, be quiet, and follow me." The library was a massive place, filled with looming bookcases, musty piles of scrolls dominating heavy cherrywood desks, and a layer of dust over nearly everything. Venus made a face as a large spider skittered halfway across a nearby desk before a scaly arm reached out of one of the books and snagged it. There were a series of crunching sounds, and the book burped. "Probably some apprentice fiddling with one of the summoning books," Sage explained in a whisper. "We get all kinds of weird demons and bug-eyed ghoulies lurking around here. Wish they'd bother to clean up their own messes : summoners are almost as bad as alchemists." He glanced over at Venus and shrugged. "If there's time, we can swing by the Archives and I'll introduce you to the gargoyle. He's usually about halfway through his poker game with the gryphon and chimera by now..." "You're joking." Venus stared in disbelief at Sage, who met her gaze unblinkingly. "You're SERIOUS?" "Hey, this is where magicians come to study. Sometimes they forget their crib notes." Sage groaned as he panned the candle around, its feeble light batting away the lengthening shadows as they stretched throughout the room. "We'd better get to work. There's over six thousand books in this room alone, and there's no telling where he stuffed it." Venus shuddered. "This place is pretty creepy... aren't you bothered at all?" "Nah," Sage answered as he moved on, "I've never been afraid of the dark..." "Well, can you at least remember any hints hemight have given you? I mean, he wouldn't want us to be looking aimlessly, would he? Assuming that you're even right..." Sage stopped and pondered that for a moment. "Now that you mention it..." He closed his eyes and thought, remembering the last time he had seen Ace. His eyes snapped open. "I KNOW WHERE IT IS. Follow me!" "You know? Where is it?" Venus asked as she scurried after the only source of light in the entire library. "In the Games section," Sage answered as he made a left turn, nearly losing Venus in the twisting labrynth of stacks, shelves, and ladders. "Up there," he whispered, and pointed up one of the towering ladders. Venus nodded and started to climb, but Sage grabbed her wrist. "I climb," he said, "YOU stay down here and hold the ladder steady. No point tempting fate." Venus shrugged, and Sage clambered up the oaken rungs. Carefully, he began to examine the tomes lining the shelf in front of him. "The last time we met was when Ace threw me those cards that I've been using to track down the Five of Swords. He dealt them to me like a poker hand. In fact, the whole time we were talking, he kept dealing himself hands of poker. So, if I'm right...." His voice trailed off as he pulled a thick volume from its resting place. "Hah! How To Be A Poker Ace, Eighth Edition." He cracked it open. "And the glue on the cover is nice and fresh, too : I can smell it. What have we here?" "Timber." A strange voice answered, and Sage blinked. "I beg your pardon?" He asked the eyes glaring at him from the other side of the shelf. "I said... TIMBER!" A large arm thrust through the shelf, sending books flying and knocking Sage's ladder off balance. The book fell from his grasp as he scrambled over to the other side of the ladder and clenched his teeth. With a bone-jarring thud, the oaken frame slammed against the other bookcase. Sage looked down and saw a mountain of books scattered over the floor. Then he looked up and saw a large and angry creature blasting its way through the shelves. "What in the name of all the eighteen nether hells IS that?" "I," the creature snarled through a mouth filled with gleaming tusks, "am the destroyer, the conquerer of worlds!" Its bat-like wings spread wide as it floated through the hole it had made, liquid flame spewing from its glowing eyes. "I... AM..." "Trouble," Venus and Sage chorused in a resigned tone. ********** To Be Continued...