How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Golden Retriever- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worring about a stupid light bulb?
Dachshund-I can't reach the stupid lamp.
Toy Poodle-I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler-Go ahead make me!
Shi-Tzu- Puh-lease Dahling let the servants do it.
Lab- Oh me! me!! Please let me change the bulb, Can I huh, huh?
Malamute- Let the Border Collie do it, you can feed me while he is busy.
Cocker Spaniel- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher- While it is dark, I am going to go sleep on the couch.
Mastiff- Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Chihuahua- You Quiero Taco Bulb?
Irish Wolfhound- Can somebody else do it, I have a hang over?
Pointer- I see it, there it is, right there.
Greyhound- It is not moving, why bother.
Old English Sheepdog- Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie- Okay lets get all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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