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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My
father and mother have recently been
arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my
other
two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one
who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of
a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.
However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested
in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the
heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I
tell her about my cousin who voted for Gore????
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
New York City, NY
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