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Beer Wisdom

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the buffalo

Theory to his buddy Norm.

And here's how it went: "Well ya see Norm, it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones

at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is

good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and

health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing

of the weakest members.  In much the same way, the human brain

can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive

intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but

naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker

brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient

machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."