| Name | Size | Description |
| BITOFF.WAV | "During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of off." | |
| BUCKET.WAV | "Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up." | |
| CLITORIS.WAV | "So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!" | |
| COFFEE.WAV | "Tiger brand coffee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat." | |
| CUTOFF.WAV | "Couldn't you have your balls cut off?" | |
| DONOR.WAV | "What's this, then?"
"A liver donor's card." "Need we say more?" |
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| FINDFISH.WAV | "Find the fish." | |
| FISHGONE.WAV | "I wonder where that fish has gone." | |
| FOREPLAY.WAV | "We'll take the foreplay as read." | |
| GAWK.WAV | "Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before." | |
| GLOOM.WAV | "Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?" | |
| HATS.WAV | "People are not wearing enough hats." | |
| IDIDGO.WAV | "And it went wherever I did go." | |
| LIVELIFE.WAV | "Fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to!" | |
| LIVER.WAV | "Hello. Can we have your liver?" | |
| MAD.WAV | "We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets." | |
| MIDDLE.WAV | "Hello, good evening, and welcome to the middle of the film!" | |
| ORGAN.WAV | "Live organ transplants." | |
| PING.WAV | "Get the machine that goes ping!" | |
| SCIENCE.WAV | "I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments." | |
| STUFFED.WAV | "I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed." | |
| TIGER.WAV | "Why are you dressed as a tiger?" | |
| WAFER.WAV | "It's only wafer thin." |
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