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once upon a time there was a little boy
it was crazy he was so small
he used to think of himself as a toy
he didn't really think that he was human at all


then he grew up
then he grew up
he wasn't tall
but at least he was average height
then he learned a bit
he learned some cool things:
he learned how to run and sin
and skin-up and fight


you can be flirty if you want to
don't let them tell you it's wrong
you can be dirty if you want to
and you can turn me on


so even the smallest child
can grow up to be someone cool
take a look at Robbie Williams
I bet they ripped the shit out of him at school
so don't worry if your hair's a mess
of if your clothes are shit
or if you're fat like me or ugly
or if people think you're stupid


you can be flirty if you want to
don't let them tell you it's wrong
you can be dirty if you want to
and you can turn me on