With our bullshit detector in 'full' mode, we are proud to present a rock 'n roll parody for your listening entertainment.

It's so fun...AND easy! Once you have opened this page, the music will start. Simply sing the following words along with this karaoke midi version and you will feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

For the full, optimal effect, be sure to hold up your cigarette lighters as if you were at a concert!

"Corporate Rock Feeling"!

In the paper this morning my stocks were low
Turned on CNN business report to start my day
I lost myself in my portfolio
I called my broker to sell some stocks away

It’s that Corporate Rock feeling (Corporate Rock Feeling)
Get my royalties from old songs they used to play (Corporate Rock Feeling)
I begin dreaming (Corporate Rock Feeling)
that I'm selling more records today
I see my record sales driftin’ away

Dinosaur rock bands have come and gone
Their concerts don't sell as the years go by
The venues get smaller as time wanders on
Now listed on Holiday Inn marquee signs

It’s that Corporate Rock feeling (Corporate Rock Feeling)
Get my royalties from old songs they used to play (Corporate Rock Feeling)
I begin dreaming (Corporate Rock Feeling)
that I'm selling more records today
I see my record sales driftin’ away

When I’m tired of counting 'dough'
I hide in my limo, forget the fans
And dream of a groupie I used to know
But now she weighs three-hundred pounds
Three hundred pounds.... three hundred pounds.

It’s that Corporate Rock feeling (Corporate Rock Feeling)
Get my royalties from old songs they used to play (Corporate Rock Feeling)
I begin dreaming (Corporate Rock Feeling)
that I'm selling more records today
I see my record sales driftin’ away