Mast-Ed of Disguise

Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us

Mast-Ed of Disguise

Rated PG-13 for language(Daria's a potty mouth)
Ed Edd N Eddy Master of Disguise style!

Part 1 by Daria
[The three Eds are at an italian restaurant eating pizza.]
Eddy: This pizza tastes like horse shit.(Author's note: Don't you just love the language of the young?)
Edd: Eddy, shush! There's children here! I like the pizza.
Ed: I like the after dinner mints![is eating napkins]
Eddy: Those aren't dinner mints!
Ed:[pauses for a long moment, then resumes eating the napkins]
Edd: [mutters under breath]Dammit...

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Part 2 by Edd's Angel

Eddy: ...what did u say Double D?

Ed: Bad Boy Double D! *eats handful of napkins*

Edd: What?? I didn't say anything...

Eddy: *looks at Ed* Is that healthy? ...O well.

Ed: *coughs and a napkin comnes out and lands on the table, Ed and Eddy look at it*

Eddy: ...Well I'm full *gets up*

Edd: Yes well... *gets up* if you have to eat the napkinds Ed please chew them.

Eddy: Shut up Ed, Let's go.

*They all get up and start to leave and Ed takes a handful of napkins*

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*outside, a car sits in wait*
Ed: Yummy mints...
*Ed trails off. While he isn't paying attention, Double D and Eddy are kidnapped and thrown into the car, which speeds off*
Ed:*turns around*Hm? Eddy? Double D?
*No one is there*
Ed: I'm all alone!
*Ed starts running in circles. He suddenly hits a lamppost and blacks out*

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Part 4 by Edd's Angel

*in the car, Eddy and Edd are shocked and confused*

Edd: *whispering to Eddy* Eddy...

Eddy: *whispering* Yeah?

Edd: ...Where are we going?

Eddy: Why do you ask me? Does it look like I know?

Edd: ...Why didn't they take Ed?

Eddy: *sigh* I dont know Double D...

Edd: Yes well... This is not good!

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*when ed comes to Rolf stands over him*
Rolf: Ed boy, why are you performing the sacred ritual of revealing yourself to the heavens. A SEXUAL SIN, I SAY! THE BATS OF HELL WILL EAT YOUR FLESH!
Ed: Huh?

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Part 6 by Edd's Angel

Rolf: *starts talking in a different language*

Rolf: *sigh* You will never understand....

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Rolf: I must teach you to me a master of disguise!
Ed: MASTER OF DISGUISE! *Starts running in circles* I'M GOING TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE!
Rolf: Ed boy!*Slaps him*

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Part 8 by Edd's Angel

Rolf: *sigh* This is harder then Rolf thought.

Ed: What do I do Rolf?

Ed: Where's Eddy and Double D?

Rolf: Do not inturupt Rolf!!!!!!! The two of the smaller Ed boys have been taken away.

Rolf: ...Lots to do...

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*Rolf takes ed to the attic of his house and flips a switch. a bookshelf moves to reveal a huge room with lots of disguises*
Rolf: Let the training begin!
Ed:*tries on different noses, then puts on weird glasses and starts making arfing noises.*
*After much more disguises...*
Rolf: *Pulls at a string on a suit and begins getting fatter.
Ed: Cool! YOu're getting fat!
*Ed pulls his string too hard and inflates, floating into the air*

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Part 10 by Edd's Angel

Ed: *gasp!* I AM A FLYING FAT GUY!

Rolf: Get down from there!

Rolf: Yes... *pulls him down, but then Ed pulls himself and Rolf up a little bit, Rolf let's go* Ed boy!

Ed: How do I get down Rolf?

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*Hours later...*
Ed: *sleeping, still in the air*
Rolf:*throws a dart, it hits the suit and pops it. Ed goes flying all over the place*
Ed: YAAAAAH!*finally lands face-first on ground*
Rolf: This isn't working...

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Part 12 by Edd's Angel

Ed: I'm just trying to be the best Master of Disguise I can be!

Rolf: Well it's not working!

Ed: *looks all sad* But Rolf! I can do it!

Rolf: *looks at him, which is tangled up in a giant suit on the floor* Well Try harder! One more chance!

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*Later, Ed is dressed up as a swami*
Rolf: Now, in order to complete the disguise, you must repeat the mantra: Become another person!
Ed:Become another person....become another person...*voice begins to change until it is kind of pakistani*become anodder person!
Rolf: WHo are you?
Ed: The question is not who am I, it is who are you? I am prince lali jhama of the ringy dingy heights. Near calcutta, bombay, and new dehli, india, india, india.
Rolf: let's test that.*opens a basket, a cobra comes out*
Ed:Not a problem!*plays on a flute, the snake begins to dance*I will call him Louie!
Rolf: Perfect! NOw we need to hire you an assistant!
Ed:*holds cheeze above louie*Come on, get the cheese louie!

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Part 13 by Edd's Angel

*Louie goes back to attack*

Rolf: Get away from him you fool!

Ed: ...*looks at Rolf* What?

*The snakelunges at ed and takes the cheese but hit aganists his hand*

Ed: OWWW!!! Louie hit my hand!

Rolf: ...Yes... Well Rolf will find you and assistant...

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*the next day behind the restauraunt*
Woman: Well, I was co-executive for jenson and loeb...
Rolf: Get out!
*rolf begins rejecting every applicate*
Girl: Uh, hi, I'm nazz..
Rolf: You're hired!
Girl: huh?

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Part 15 by Edd's Angel

Rolf: You are hired Nazz girl!

Ed: *comes in out of no where* Find someone Rolf??

Rolf: Ja, she will be a good assistant. Will she not?

Nazz: So what do I have to do guys?

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Rolf: He is a master of disguise*points to ed*
Nazz: Excuse me?
Rolf: Do you have a problem with the word "Master" or the word "disguise"?
Ed: Or the word "of"?
Nazz: So what do I have to do?
Rolf: You will aid him on his mission!
Ed: Cool.*blank expression, stupid grin*

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Part 17 by Edd's Angel

Rolf: Yes! Do you live in a cave?

Ed: Let's go Rolf! *takes Rolf and Nazz and drags them a little bit*

Rolf: Ed boy! *gets up and stops him*

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*the next day....*
Rolf: I must go now. Ed boy, if you need any help, use this.*hands him a yellow ball*this will let you contact me if there's trouble.
Ed:ooh....*looks at it*mum's the word*looks up at rolf, but he's gone*Cool

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Part 19 by Edd's Angel

Nazz: ...where'd he go?

Ed: Off to the... *dazes*

Nazz: ...Ed? ...Ed??? Ed!

Nazz: ...yeah well... what do we do now?

Ed: *still smiling* I have absolutly no idea!

*they both just stand there*

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Nazz: Well, how about we go to the place where your friends were taken...
*later...*
Ed:*digging through the dumpster*
Nazz:*takes out a cigar*You know, this could be a clue.
Ed:*pops out of the dumpster*Assistant, don't bother me when I'm in full friend-finding mode.
Nazz: All I'm saying is that this is a cigar from the turtle club.
Ed:Hmm....I say we go to the turtle club...

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Part 21 by Edd's Angel

Nazz: ok *puts cigar in a bag and outs it in her pocket*
Ed: You'll sufficate it!
Nazz: I don't think it needs to breath Ed.
Ed: Cause then it will die...
Nazz: .............Uhh... Ed...
Ed: TO THE TURTLE CLUB!
Nazz: Oka-
Ed: *grabs Nazz and runs away*

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Part 22 by Daria
*at the turtle club....*
*nazz walks up to a security guard with ed, who's dressed as a turtle*

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Part 23 by Edd's Angel

Secrity Guard: and who are you?

Ed: Hello! My name is Ed!

Nazz: Uhh... *laughing uneasily* No it's not. *to secrity guard* He does this a lot...

Secrity Guard: *raises eyebrow*

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Ed: Am I not turtly enough for the turtle club?

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		Mast-Ed of Disguise Rated PG-13 for language(Daria's a potty mouth) Ed Edd N Eddy Master of Disguise style! Part 1 by Daria [The three Eds are at an italian restaurant eating pizza.] Eddy: This pizza tastes like horse shit.(Author's note: Don't you just love the language of the young?) Edd: Eddy, shush! There's children here! I like the pizza. Ed: I like the after dinner mints![is eating napkins] Eddy: Those aren't dinner mints! Ed:[pauses for a long moment, then resumes eating the napkins] Edd: [mutters under breath]Dammit... -------------------------------------------------------------- Part 2 by Edd's Angel Eddy: ...what did u say Double D? Ed: Bad Boy Double D! eats handful of napkins Edd: What?? I didn't say anything... Eddy: looks at Ed Is that healthy? ...O well. Ed: coughs and a napkin comnes out and lands on the table, Ed and Eddy look at it Eddy: ...Well I'm full gets up Edd: Yes well... gets up if you have to eat the napkinds Ed please chew them. Ed: Napkins? Eddy: Shut up Ed, Let's go. They all get up and start to leave and Ed takes a handful of napkins ------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 3 by Daria outside, a car sits in wait Ed: Yummy mints... Ed trails off. While he isn't paying attention, Double D and Eddy are kidnapped and thrown into the car, which speeds off Ed:turns aroundHm? Eddy? Double D? No one is there Ed: I'm all alone! Ed starts running in circles. He suddenly hits a lamppost and blacks out -------------------------------------------------------------- Part 4 by Edd's Angel in the car, Eddy and Edd are shocked and confused Edd: whispering to Eddy Eddy... Eddy: whispering Yeah? Edd: ...Where are we going? Eddy: Why do you ask me? Does it look like I know? Edd: ...Why didn't they take Ed? Eddy: sigh I dont know Double D... Edd: Yes well... This is not good! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part5 by Daria when ed comes to Rolf stands over him Rolf: Ed boy, why are you performing the sacred ritual of revealing yourself to the heavens. A SEXUAL SIN, I SAY! THE BATS OF HELL WILL EAT YOUR FLESH! Ed: Huh? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 6 by Edd's Angel Rolf: starts talking in a different language Ed: dazes Rolf: ...ED BOY!!!! Ed: ....yes Rolf? Rolf: sigh You will never understand.... Ed: Yes I won't ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 7 by Daira Rolf: I must teach you to me a master of disguise! Ed: MASTER OF DISGUISE! Starts running in circles I'M GOING TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE! Rolf: Ed boy!Slaps him --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 8 by Edd's Angel Ed: ....What? Rolf: sigh This is harder then Rolf thought. Ed: What do I do Rolf? Rolf: Well first- Ed: Where's Eddy and Double D? Rolf: Do not inturupt Rolf!!!!!!! The two of the smaller Ed boys have been taken away. Ed: Cool! Rolf: ...Lots to do... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 9 by Daria Rolf takes ed to the attic of his house and flips a switch. a bookshelf moves to reveal a huge room with lots of disguises Rolf: Let the training begin! Ed:tries on different noses, then puts on weird glasses and starts making arfing noises. After much more disguises... Rolf: Pulls at a string on a suit and begins getting fatter. Ed: Cool! YOu're getting fat! Ed pulls his string too hard and inflates, floating into the air* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part 10 by Edd's Angel Ed: gasp! I AM A FLYING FAT GUY! Rolf: Get down from there! Ed: I'm flyin Rolf! Rolf: Yes... pulls him down, but then Ed pulls himself and Rolf up a little bit, Rolf let's go Ed boy! Ed: How do I get down Rolf? Rolf sigh ---------------------------------------------------------------- Part 11 by Daria Hours later... Ed: sleeping, still in the air Rolf:throws a dart, it hits the suit and pops it. Ed goes flying all over the place Ed: YAAAAAH!finally lands face-first on ground Rolf: This isn't working... --------------------------------------------------------------- Part 12 by Edd's Angel Ed: I'm just trying to be the best Master of Disguise I can be! Rolf: Well it's not working! Ed: looks all sad But Rolf! I can do it! Rolf: looks at him, which is tangled up in a giant suit on the floor Well Try harder! One more chance! Ed: smiles YAY! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part 12 by Daria Later, Ed is dressed up as a swami Rolf: Now, in order to complete the disguise, you must repeat the mantra: Become another person! Ed:Become another person....become another person...voice begins to change until it is kind of pakistanibecome anodder person! Rolf: WHo are you? Ed: The question is not who am I, it is who are you? I am prince lali jhama of the ringy dingy heights. Near calcutta, bombay, and new dehli, india, india, india. Rolf: let's test that.opens a basket, a cobra comes out Ed:Not a problem!plays on a flute, the snake begins to danceI will call him Louie! Rolf: Perfect! NOw we need to hire you an assistant! Ed:holds cheeze above louieCome on, get the cheese louie! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part 13 by Edd's Angel Louie goes back to attack Rolf: Get away from him you fool! Ed: ...looks at Rolf What? The snakelunges at ed and takes the cheese but hit aganists his hand Ed: OWWW!!! Louie hit my hand! Rolf: ...Yes... Well Rolf will find you and assistant... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 14 by Daira the next day behind the restauraunt Woman: Well, I was co-executive for jenson and loeb... Rolf: Get out! rolf begins rejecting every applicate Girl: Uh, hi, I'm nazz.. Rolf: You're hired! Girl: huh? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 15 by Edd's Angel Rolf: You are hired Nazz girl! Nazz: Thanks dude! Rolf: Dude? Ed: comes in out of no where Find someone Rolf?? Rolf: Ja, she will be a good assistant. Will she not? Ed: Yes she will. Nazz: So what do I have to do guys? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 16 by Daira Rolf: He is a master of disguisepoints to ed Nazz: Excuse me? Rolf: Do you have a problem with the word "Master" or the word "disguise"? Ed: Or the word "of"? Nazz: So what do I have to do? Rolf: You will aid him on his mission! Ed: Cool.blank expression, stupid grin ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 17 by Edd's Angel Nazz: Aid? Rolf: Yes! Do you live in a cave? Nazz: Uhhh... Ed: Let's go Rolf! takes Rolf and Nazz and drags them a little bit Rolf: Ed boy! gets up and stops him Ed: Yes Rolf? Nazz: My hair! Ed: smiles ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 18 by Daria the next day.... Rolf: I must go now. Ed boy, if you need any help, use this.hands him a yellow ballthis will let you contact me if there's trouble. Ed:ooh....looks at itmum's the wordlooks up at rolf, but he's goneCool ------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 19 by Edd's Angel Nazz: ...where'd he go? Ed: Off to the... dazes Nazz: ...Ed? ...Ed??? Ed! Ed: Yup! Nazz: ...yeah well... what do we do now? Ed: still smiling I have absolutly no idea! Nazz: ... they both just stand there ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part 20 by Daria Nazz: Well, how about we go to the place where your friends were taken... later... Ed:digging through the dumpster Nazz:takes out a cigarYou know, this could be a clue. Ed:pops out of the dumpsterAssistant, don't bother me when I'm in full friend-finding mode. Nazz: All I'm saying is that this is a cigar from the turtle club. Ed:Hmm....I say we go to the turtle club... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Part 21 by Edd's Angel Nazz: ok puts cigar in a bag and outs it in her pocket Ed: You'll sufficate it! Nazz: I don't think it needs to breath Ed. Ed: Cause then it will die... Nazz: .............Uhh... Ed... Ed: TO THE TURTLE CLUB! Nazz: Oka- Ed: grabs Nazz and runs away ------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 22 by Daria at the turtle club.... nazz walks up to a security guard with ed, who's dressed as a turtle ------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 23 by Edd's Angel Secrity Guard: and who are you? Ed: Hello! My name is Ed! Nazz: Uhh... laughing uneasily No it's not. to secrity guard He does this a lot... Secrity Guard: raises eyebrow ------------------------------------------------------------------- Ed: Am I not turtly enough for the turtle club? ----------------------------------------------------------------