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Protect Yer Ed

an E E N E Arbor Day special by Tyler Ferronetti 7:30 AM It's Arbor Day in the cul-de-sac & Rolf
is showing off his new machene. Rolf-Rolf is showing off a device he made called the WeedWacker5000! All-(except
Eddy)OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolf-It cuts weeds,grass,bushes, & plants.This amazing machene sells for
5 beets & 5 turnips. Kevin-(smiling)There's already a machene called a lawn mower,Rolf. Haha
hahahaha! Everyone(except Ed & Edd) chuckles. Rolf-(fowning & confused)Son of a gun.
Rolf runs away. Edd-Arbor Day is one of my favorite holidays. Eddy-(frowning)It stinks & it's
boring. Ed-I feels fuzzy guys. Eddy-Shut up,Ed.I've got an idea. Ed-You should eat more
veggtables. 3 hours later(10:30)........................................................................... All-(except
Ed,Edd N Eddy)Wow!Neato! A sign read"Ed's Arbor Fair." Kevin-The dorks did something cool for once.
One ride was a roller coster called,"The Sandbox Tree,"a flying midway ride called,"Flying Trees Trunks," a log flume
ride called,"Tree:the ride," a movie called,"Protect Yer Earth," & a ferris wheel called,"Tree Wheel." Ed-(kissing
the ground)Hello grass people,it's time for the show!(singing)It's Arbor day!Oh baby,baby,baby.It's Arbor day!(breake
dancing)Since 1977! Eddy-Shut up!Look at our happy customers! The kids go on "The Sandbox Tree" &
scream in delight. Kevin-That ride was awsome! Soon,the kids went on "Flying Tree Trunks, Tree:the ride,
& Tree Wheel." Nazz-This is fun & these tree lolipops are good. Jonny-Let's go watch "Protect Yer
Earth!" The kids pay to go watch the show.The theater is an omni theater. 35 minutes later............................................................................... Nazz/Jonny/Rolf/Jimmy/Sarah-That
was good. Kevin-That was boring. Eddy holds up a jar of quarters. Eddy-Hey boys,what's big round,
& costs money? Ed/Edd-JAWBREAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy-Let's go! 30 minutes later........................................................ Eddy-Those
jawbreakers were good. Ed-Aw.It's jiggly. Edd-I agree,Eddy. Nazz walks home. Eddy-Let's
hope the kids don't find out we had to cut down trees to build the park. Everyone(except the Eds,Kevin,
& Nazz) frown angrily. Jonny-TREES ARE FOR OXOGYN NOT PARKS.....um.....OGYN. Sarah-Bad ryming,Jonny.
Rolf-Let's pound the Ed Boys!!!Kevin,do you want to pound the Ed Boys? Kevin-If it does with pounding,I'm
in!!! Everyone(except Nazz & the Eds) make an angry face & a fist. Jimmy-(angrily)Today's Arbor Day!
We're supose to celebrate tree,not kill them! Eddy-I'm scared,Double Dee, Edd-We have to face the facts,Eddy.
Ed-AH HA HA!This is fun! The Eds scream(but Ed smiles)
The End
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