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an E E N E Arbor Day special  by Tyler Ferronetti
7:30 AM
It's Arbor Day in the cul-de-sac & Rolf  is showing off his new machene.
Rolf-Rolf is showing off a device he made called the  WeedWacker5000!
All-(except Eddy)OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolf-It cuts weeds,grass,bushes, & plants.This amazing machene sells for 5
beets &  5 turnips.    Kevin-(smiling)There's already a machene called a lawn
mower,Rolf. Haha hahahaha!   Everyone(except Ed & Edd) chuckles.   Rolf-(fowning
& confused)Son of a gun.      Rolf runs away.   Edd-Arbor Day is one of my
favorite holidays.   Eddy-(frowning)It stinks & it's boring.     Ed-I feels
fuzzy guys.
Eddy-Shut up,Ed.I've got an idea.    Ed-You should eat more veggtables.
3 hours
later(10:30)...........................................................................
All-(except Ed,Edd N Eddy)Wow!Neato!    A sign read"Ed's Arbor Fair."
Kevin-The dorks did something cool for once.   One ride was a roller coster
called,"The Sandbox Tree,"a flying midway ride called,"Flying Trees Trunks," a
log flume ride called,"Tree:the ride," a movie called,"Protect Yer Earth," & a
ferris wheel called,"Tree Wheel."  Ed-(kissing the ground)Hello grass
people,it's time for the show!(singing)It's Arbor day!Oh baby,baby,baby.It's Arbor
day!(breake dancing)Since 1977!   Eddy-Shut up!Look at our happy customers!    
The kids go on "The Sandbox Tree" & scream in delight.
Kevin-That ride was awsome!    Soon,the kids went on "Flying Tree Trunks,
Tree:the ride, & Tree Wheel."    Nazz-This is fun & these tree lolipops are good.
Jonny-Let's go watch "Protect Yer Earth!"    The kids pay to go watch the
show.The theater is an omni theater.
35 minutes
later...............................................................................
Nazz/Jonny/Rolf/Jimmy/Sarah-That was good.      Kevin-That was boring.
Eddy holds up a jar of quarters.   Eddy-Hey boys,what's big round, & costs
money?
Ed/Edd-JAWBREAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Eddy-Let's go!
30 minutes later........................................................
Eddy-Those jawbreakers were good.     Ed-Aw.It's jiggly.    Edd-I agree,Eddy.
Nazz walks home.   Eddy-Let's hope the kids  don't find out we had to cut
down trees to build the park.    Everyone(except the Eds,Kevin, & Nazz) frown
angrily.
Jonny-TREES ARE FOR OXOGYN NOT PARKS.....um.....OGYN.    Sarah-Bad
ryming,Jonny.   Rolf-Let's pound the Ed Boys!!!Kevin,do you want to pound the Ed Boys?  
Kevin-If it does with pounding,I'm in!!!   Everyone(except Nazz & the Eds)
make an angry face & a fist.  Jimmy-(angrily)Today's Arbor Day! We're supose to
celebrate tree,not kill them!   Eddy-I'm scared,Double Dee,  Edd-We have to
face the facts,Eddy.  Ed-AH HA HA!This is fun!   The Eds scream(but Ed smiles)
                               The End