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The Incredible Dork

By Tyler Ferronetti Edd
is mixing potions. Edd-This had wierd results on that frog. He drinks the Potion.He
gags. Edd-OH MY WORD!!!!!!! He drops the glass beaker on the ground(it smashes).Edd plugs
in a vacum,getting electricuted. 5 hours later.................................................................................... It's
nightime & Edd is dreaming & it shows memories of everyone laughing at the Eds misfit,failed shemes.Edd wakes
up very angry.He turns blue,he grows, & his shirt(& some of his pants)rip off.He looks like a hideous monster.He
roars.Kevin walks up. Kevin-Hey!Dorrr AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The beast(Edd) takes Kevin & throws Kevin
in a bush. Kevin-Owwww. Kevin goes back in his house,limping.Everyone wakes up, but goes back to bed.Ed
sneaks out. He sees Edd. Ed-Cool.A monster!!!!I would like to join your colony!Where's Double Dee? Edd(in
a loud,gruff voice in a beast's body)I am Double Dee!!!!!! Ed-(gasp!)You ate Double Dee!!!!!!!!! Edd-(beast's
body)No, I'm Double Dee.I mixed a potion(trying to have frog stop giving people warts.),got eletricuted, & now I'm
a beast!!!! Ed-What's the rock for,Double Dee? Ed runs off. The next morning.......................................................... Edd
wakes up.He walks outside. Eddy-Ice cream!Real cheap!50 cents!! Kevin-Hey Dork & Dorkie!! Kevin
takes the ice cream & dumps it on the Eds.Eddy's angry & Ed makes a sad puppy dog face. Edd-(to
himself)Why I outta!! Eveyone in the cul-de-sac laughs at Ed & Eddy. Edd turns into the beast again.Everyone
screams. Eddy-Double Dee,is that you?!? Ed-Hug me!!!! Edd-(in a beast like voice)KEEEEVINNNNNN!!!!!!!
Kevin is runing,screaming. Jonny-I'm ready to bust!!! Jimmy-Someone let me off this merry go round
called"life!!!!!" Edd picks up Kevin. Kevin screams.Edd whirls him inthe air & lets go.Kevin lands on the sidewalk
near the candy store.Kevin breaks his neck & arm. Eddy-We have to save Double Dee!!! Ed-And the choclate!
Eddy-You're a dope,Ed. Ed-Sure am,Eddy! Eddy & Ed both run to Edd's basement.Edd is smashing
house materials outside. Eddy-(holds up 3 vials of liquid)One formula will bring him back,one wil(gulp!)kill him! Ed
picks one.They run outside. Everyone is running around in cicles in fear of Edd. Nazz comes outside.She gasps.
Nazz-Double Dee,is that you?!!?? Edd stares at Nazz,lovingly & horrified.Edd turns back to his
normal self. Eddy-Double Dee, drink this! Eddy passes a vial to Edd.He drinks it.Edd floated,sudenly flash,
& then feel down. Edd-I won't be that horrible monster anymore,thanks to the formula. Everyone(except
the Eds) go inside the houses. Ed-That was so cool!I want to be a monster!I'll be known as Frogmouth Canyon!
Eddy-Shut up,Ed.What happened to you,Double Dee? Edd-Well,it's a very,very long story.
Ed-Lunch breake! Eddy-(annoyed)Cheer up,Ed.
The End
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