Dork & Dorkier

By Tyler Ferronetti
*Note:Don't get confused with the movie featured in the
fanfic,Lights,Camera,Ed(on the site)written by my brother.
The Eds are running to the candy store.The Eds slow down when they see a
sign.
Eddy-(reading)Closing Sale?!? Kevin-Didn't ya hear? The candy stores's
closing to build an Ultra-MegaPlex.Better hurry. Kevin laughs.The Eds are
silent.
Eddy/Ed-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Edd-Cheer up,Eddy.We can get jawbreakers at
another candy store. Eddy-The next one's 5 miles!!! Edd-.....Or we can
pay Kevin & get jawbreakers. Eddy & Ed go insane.They act like chimps & lick
Edd with their
tongues. Edd-EWWWW!!!GERMSSS!!!!! Kevin comes out with jawbreakers.
Kevin-Dorks. He walks away. Edd goes & gets the jawbreakers.The Eds each
have one.
At 11:00 P.M.
...................................................................................................
Edd is sleeping & opens his eyes to see huge bodies over his bed.He
shrieks.It's Ed &Eddy. Edd-What are you guys doing here? Eddy-(with buldging eyes &
an evil grin)We can't sleep knowing-THE CANDY STORE CLOSINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Edd-Calm down,Eddy. Ed-Pass the mustard. Ed's face looks like he was a
monkey who was fed apple scauce upside down. Edd-Ed, I'll......guys?
Eddy & Ed are playing tag outside. Eddy-TAG!YOU'RE IT!!! Ed goes after
Eddy.
Eddy-SUPER SHEID!BOOM! Eddy throws rocks at Ed. Ed-(pointing)MUSTARD!
YOU'RE IT!!! Eddy shoves mustard Ed's butt. Ed-THAT FEELS PRETTY! Eddy-G7,
YOU're IT! Ed-(Singing in japenese)He was a Sk8ter boi!Mustad!Penalty! Da
madig carpet wide!Ho!Ho!Ho! Eddy-Good greif!The comedian's a bear!That goose
stole my Ho-Ho!And my fried goose legs! Ed-(pulling his nipples)Ho-Ho!Ruber
Bands!
Kevin is in his house,angry.He can't sleep & has marshmellos in his ears.
Kevin-dorks. Ed-(singing)I have large mellons thaty are leaking!Ho-Hos that
are frying!EAT MY SHIRT! Edd-(in his house)All this beacause the candy
store's closing.
The next
day............................................................................................
Edd has Eddy & Ed wearing blindfolds. Ed-Come,Double Dee.What's da
surprise?A leech farm? Eddy-A goose? Edd takes off Ed & Eddy's blindfolds,reaveling
the candy store. Ed & Eddy burst into tears. Ed & Eddy go insane again.
A whole bunch of people watch the Eds. Person-I'm not selling this place!I
don't want to see these goons everyday! The candy store manager & the
owner-Yes!!!!!! We can get more candy & jawbreakers for the store. The
Eds-YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Ed-Booga!Booga!Booga! Eddy-Cow man! Ed-Bad bum! Eddy-(singing)Do the
dancing machene! Ed & Eddy slap their butts together. Edd sighs.Kevin stroles down
on his bike. Kevin-Dorks.
The End
Eddy-(singing)Slap yer butt! Slap yer butt! Slap yer butt! Edd-Eddy!


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *Dork & Dorkier*



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		Dork & Dorkier By Tyler Ferronetti *Note:Don't get confused with the movie featured in the fanfic,Lights,Camera,Ed(on the site)written by my brother. The Eds are running to the candy store.The Eds slow down when they see a sign. Eddy-(reading)Closing Sale?!? Kevin-Didn't ya hear? The candy stores's closing to build an Ultra-MegaPlex.Better hurry. Kevin laughs.The Eds are silent. Eddy/Ed-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Edd-Cheer up,Eddy.We can get jawbreakers at another candy store. Eddy-The next one's 5 miles!!! Edd-.....Or we can pay Kevin & get jawbreakers. Eddy & Ed go insane.They act like chimps & lick Edd with their tongues. Edd-EWWWW!!!GERMSSS!!!!! Kevin comes out with jawbreakers. Kevin-Dorks. He walks away. Edd goes & gets the jawbreakers.The Eds each have one. At 11:00 P.M. ................................................................................................... Edd is sleeping & opens his eyes to see huge bodies over his bed.He shrieks.It's Ed &Eddy. Edd-What are you guys doing here? Eddy-(with buldging eyes & an evil grin)We can't sleep knowing-THE CANDY STORE CLOSINGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Edd-Calm down,Eddy. Ed-Pass the mustard. Ed's face looks like he was a monkey who was fed apple scauce upside down. Edd-Ed, I'll......guys? Eddy & Ed are playing tag outside. Eddy-TAG!YOU'RE IT!!! Ed goes after Eddy. Eddy-SUPER SHEID!BOOM! Eddy throws rocks at Ed. Ed-(pointing)MUSTARD! YOU'RE IT!!! Eddy shoves mustard Ed's butt. Ed-THAT FEELS PRETTY! Eddy-G7, YOU're IT! Ed-(Singing in japenese)He was a Sk8ter boi!Mustad!Penalty! Da madig carpet wide!Ho!Ho!Ho! Eddy-Good greif!The comedian's a bear!That goose stole my Ho-Ho!And my fried goose legs! Ed-(pulling his nipples)Ho-Ho!Ruber Bands! Kevin is in his house,angry.He can't sleep & has marshmellos in his ears. Kevin-dorks. Ed-(singing)I have large mellons thaty are leaking!Ho-Hos that are frying!EAT MY SHIRT! Edd-(in his house)All this beacause the candy store's closing. The next day............................................................................................ Edd has Eddy & Ed wearing blindfolds. Ed-Come,Double Dee.What's da surprise?A leech farm? Eddy-A goose? Edd takes off Ed & Eddy's blindfolds,reaveling the candy store. Ed & Eddy burst into tears. Ed & Eddy go insane again. A whole bunch of people watch the Eds. Person-I'm not selling this place!I don't want to see these goons everyday! The candy store manager & the owner-Yes!!!!!! We can get more candy & jawbreakers for the store. The Eds-YEAH!!!!!!!!! Ed-Booga!Booga!Booga! Eddy-Cow man! Ed-Bad bum! Eddy-(singing)Do the dancing machene! Ed & Eddy slap their butts together. Edd sighs.Kevin stroles down on his bike. Kevin-Dorks. The End Eddy-(singing)Slap yer butt! Slap yer butt! Slap yer butt! Edd-Eddy!