Eds of the Carribean

by Tyler Ferronetti
Eddy-I'm bored. Ed-I wish of a life on the high seas as a pirate &
pillage & plunder & steal. Eddy-Ed,is that you? Ed-No.It's
this-CANDY!-bar,Pirate Crunch.It has different poems each week. Edd-That explains a lot.
Eddy-It would be cool to be a pirate. Edd-But Eddy,Pirates are so violent!
Eddy-I don't care-MR. I Know Everything About Nothing!!!!!! Ed laughs.
2 hours
later..............................................................................
The Eds are aboard their ship in Peach Creek.They have a canon loaded with
bowling balls & moldy jawbreakers.They hit Kevin. Kevin-Watch it ya dorks!
They hit him again.Kevin takes out a ship,& Jonny & Rolf joined.
Jonny-Cool!
Ed-Ahoy! Ed hits the ship.Jonny,Kevin,& Rolf scream as their ship sinks.
Eddy-Alright,Ed!
At 10:00 P.M.
................................................................................................
Kevin,Jonny,& Rolf go to the Eds ship.Kevin take out a drill with a really
long extention cord. Jonny-What are we doin?!? Kevin-Sinkin their boat.
Jonny-It wont be fun if you cheat. Kevin-It's not about fun.It's about
beating the dorks at their own game. Rolf-Rolf has seen dis before.It is called
cheating.
A pirate appears.He laughs wickedly & turns into a skelliton.He lunges twoard
them.
They scream.
The next
Day..............................................................................
Jonny,Kevin,& Rolf had blood stained on their shirts. Jonny-It's true!Plank
saw him with his own eyes!Pirates have invaded the cul-de-sac. Everyone
gasps.
Eddy-I say we kill them before they kill us!!!
Everyone-YAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed-My turn!
Later at
night.........................................................................
Kevin-Better use my boat.I drilled holes in yours. Eddy-WAIT TIL I GET MY
HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!! Edd grabs Eddy. Edd-Calm down,Eddy.They go down
to Peach Creek.The pirates boats were in the creek already.The kids were in
their boat in the creek.Eddy throws sorwds across the lake& into the backs of 3
pirates.
They bleed to death. Kevin-Alright,dorky!HAW!!! The Pirates shot a canon &
missed.Eddy shot many cannons & killed many pirates.A pirate gets offship &
goes on land. Ed shot a canon & hit the ship ,& it sunk!
Everyone-Yay!Alright,Ed!Awsome! The rest of the pirates on the ship drowned.
Outside,Edd was fighting the pirate that came face to face with Rolf,Jonny,&
Kevin.
The pirate stabbed Edd!!!! Eddy-Double Dee. Everyone gasped.The pirate
laughed & turned into a skelloten.Eddy stabbed the pirate in the heart!It made a
high-pitched
scream & bled to death. Eddy-I wish Double Dee was here. Edd-I am.
Eddy-Double Dee!!!!What happened?!!??!? Edd-He only stabbed through my
shirt,but left a little blood streak.A little Band-Aid will help. Eddy-I'm
quitin this pirate thing.Don't mention the word,"PIRATE" again. Ed-(singing)Yo
ho yo ho! A pirate's life for me! Eddy-Ed,shut up.
THE END


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		Eds of the Carribbean by Tyler Ferronetti Eddy-I'm bored. Ed-I wish of a life on the high seas as a pirate & pillage & plunder & steal. Eddy-Ed,is that you? Ed-No.It's this-CANDY!-bar,Pirate Crunch.It has different poems each week. Edd-That explains a lot. Eddy-It would be cool to be a pirate. Edd-But Eddy,Pirates are so violent! Eddy-I don't care-MR. I Know Everything About Nothing!!!!!! Ed laughs. 2 hours later.............................................................................. The Eds are aboard their ship in Peach Creek.They have a canon loaded with bowling balls & moldy jawbreakers.They hit Kevin. Kevin-Watch it ya dorks! They hit him again.Kevin takes out a ship,& Jonny & Rolf joined. Jonny-Cool! Ed-Ahoy! Ed hits the ship.Jonny,Kevin,& Rolf scream as their ship sinks. Eddy-Alright,Ed! At 10:00 P.M. ................................................................................................ Kevin,Jonny,& Rolf go to the Eds ship.Kevin take out a drill with a really long extention cord. Jonny-What are we doin?!? Kevin-Sinkin their boat. Jonny-It wont be fun if you cheat. Kevin-It's not about fun.It's about beating the dorks at their own game. Rolf-Rolf has seen dis before.It is called cheating. A pirate appears.He laughs wickedly & turns into a skelliton.He lunges twoard them. They scream. The next Day.............................................................................. Jonny,Kevin,& Rolf had blood stained on their shirts. Jonny-It's true!Plank saw him with his own eyes!Pirates have invaded the cul-de-sac. Everyone gasps. Eddy-I say we kill them before they kill us!!! Everyone-YAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed-My turn! Later at night......................................................................... Kevin-Better use my boat.I drilled holes in yours. Eddy-WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!! Edd grabs Eddy. Edd-Calm down,Eddy.They go down to Peach Creek.The pirates boats were in the creek already.The kids were in their boat in the creek.Eddy throws sorwds across the lake& into the backs of 3 pirates. They bleed to death. Kevin-Alright,dorky!HAW!!! The Pirates shot a canon & missed.Eddy shot many cannons & killed many pirates.A pirate gets offship & goes on land. Ed shot a canon & hit the ship ,& it sunk! Everyone-Yay!Alright,Ed!Awsome! The rest of the pirates on the ship drowned. Outside,Edd was fighting the pirate that came face to face with Rolf,Jonny,& Kevin. The pirate stabbed Edd!!!! Eddy-Double Dee. Everyone gasped.The pirate laughed & turned into a skelloten.Eddy stabbed the pirate in the heart!It made a high-pitched scream & bled to death. Eddy-I wish Double Dee was here. Edd-I am. Eddy-Double Dee!!!!What happened?!!??!? Edd-He only stabbed through my shirt,but left a little blood streak.A little Band-Aid will help. Eddy-I'm quitin this pirate thing.Don't mention the word,"PIRATE" again. Ed-(singing)Yo ho yo ho! A pirate's life for me! Eddy-Ed,shut up. THE END