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Rated [ED]
By Tyler Ferronetti
The
Eds come out of the candy store eating jawbreakers. Eddy-Now we have left over money.What do ya wanna do?
Edd-We can buy a special edtion copy of the classic novel,The Stars Of Asterothe. Eddy-Boreing! Ed-We can
see the movie, Creature. Eddy-Do tell. Ed-6 million years ago the moons of
the planets Nosesnot& houseocards collided! Edd & Ed- Ooooo!!! Ed-For millions
of years, a creature was forming & was born on 2003. The creature lands on Earth to eat flesh & can only get killed
by explosives! Edd & Ed-COOOOLLL!!!!! Eddy-Let's Go!!!!
The Eds hopped on a bike &
traveled to the theater.
30 minutes later.....................................................
The Eds reached the theater.
The sign read:
Ronzy Cinama
Creature [PG-13] 2 screens 12pm-1:00-3:00-4:00-6:00-7:00-9:00
Kraken [PG-13]
11am 2:00 5:00 8:00 11:00
Bunnies! [G] 1pm 3:00 5:00 7:00
Teenage Hasslement [R] 4pm 7:30
Eddy-(at counter) 3 please. Eddy paid the money for the movie.The Eds got popcorn & drinks & went
into the theater. It was 4:59. Sarah & Jimmy were in the theater. Ed-Oh no! Sarah's gonna tell
mom! Sarah-Jimmy, the movie's starting!
The Screen read:
Bunnies!
Eddy-Oh No! We're in the wrong theater! The Eds ran out into the theater & went into
the right one.The Eds sat down in the theater seats,eating popcorn.
Ed-(mouth full of popcorn) Got any dip?!?
Eddy-Shut up,filth mouth.
Intercom-Please evacuate the theater immediatly.WE'RE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
Everyone ran out of
the theater. Intercom-All screenings are cancled the rest of the day. Eddy-Awwww!!!WE WASTED OUR MONEY!!!!!
Ed-Good thing I get an alowance tommorow.I come to see the movie tommorow. Eddy-Man!!!
Edd-Don't worry,Eddy.We'll
see the movie tommorow. Ed-Pass the mustard.It's for the popcorn tommorow. Eddy-Ideot.
THE END
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