YOU ED-IOT! :The Eds meet Ren and Stimpy

    By Tyler Ferronetti
Rated PG-13(for Mild Language & some Crude humor)
Eddy-Nothing to do.Boreing. The Eds were sitting on the sidewalk.
Edd-We'll think of something.    Ed- Got any 8's?
Ren & Stimpy were walking down the street.   Ren-We havn't had any food in months ,Stimpy!   Stimpy-Duh,I ate the food.
Ren-YOU EEDIOT!!YOU FAT B@$#^%*d!!!!!!!     Ren & Stimpy bump into the Eds.
Ren-Who are you fat heads?   IEddy-(happily)I'm Eddy   Edd-I'm Eddward!!With 2 D's. They call me Double Dee!    Ed-Hi, mom! Eddy slaps Ed. Ed-Oh,I'm Ed.
Edd-Come with us.We're gonna get jawbreakers.Eddy found a $20.00 bill on the ground.
At the candy store...................................................................
Ren-Those are jawbreakers?!?They're gynormus!   Ed-And gynormus!
Stimpy-I like you,Ed Ed-I love you,Stimpy!   Ren-This candy's stinkin good!
Ed-Yeah.And stinkin good!    Ren-Stop that,-YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASUM!!!! You EEDIOT BOY!!!!    Eddy-Jawbreakers are the best!
Ed-And the best!   Eddy-Shut up,Ed
Outside..............................................................
Ed & Stimpy smiled.     Stimpy-Um..Ren,We........    Ed-...have to go to the bathroom.    Ren-I'll give you 1 minute or you meat head'll get it!     Ed-GOT IT!
Stimpy & Ed run into the bathroom.    Edd-What shows were you on?
Ren-We used to be on Nickelodeon,The Ren & Stimpy show.Now we're on TNN on Ren & Stimpy adult cartoon party.    Eddy-(sarcasticaly)Wow.   Ren-YOU SAY SOMIN, SMART A$%?!!!!    Eddy-Notin what so ever.    Ren gets mad.
Ren-What's takin em so long?!!!!!???   Ren,Edd,& Eddy go in the bathroom & hear kissing noises.   Ren opens the stall door-TO SEE ED KISSING STIMPY! HA!!!
Ren-YOU EEDIOTS!!!GET OUTA THERE,YOU EEDIOTS!!!!!! Ed comes out of the stall blowing kisses to Stimpy.   Ed & Stimpy are eating something.
Ed-This is good choclate.   Stimpy-Duh,ya!   Edd-ED,STIMPY, THAT'S NOT CHOCLATE!EWWWW!!!!THAT'S SOOO GROSS!!!   Eddy laughs 'til he cries.
Ren-Eediots.
Back outside.................................................................
Ren-We have to go.Mr. Horse is having a conversation at Washington D.C. about why the animals at the zoo should be released.    Stimpy & Ed both cry.
Ed-We'll meet again.I'll see you soon.   Ren & Stimpy leave,waving goodbye.
Edd-They're an odd bunch.   Eddy-Yeah,they're cool.    Ed-Melon,please.
Edd & Eddy stare at Ed.Ed is waving at nothing.
                                     THE   END


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		YOU ED-IOT!: The Eds meet Ren & Stimpy By Tyler Ferronetti Rated PG-13(for Mild Language & some Crude humor) Eddy-Nothing to do.Boreing. The Eds were sitting on the sidewalk. Edd-We'll think of something. Ed- Got any 8's? Ren & Stimpy were walking down the street. Ren-We havn't had any food in months ,Stimpy! Stimpy-Duh,I ate the food. Ren-YOU EEDIOT!!YOU FAT B@$#^%*d!!!!!!! Ren & Stimpy bump into the Eds. Ren-Who are you fat heads? IEddy-(happily)I'm Eddy Edd-I'm Eddward!!With 2 D's. They call me Double Dee! Ed-Hi, mom! Eddy slaps Ed. Ed-Oh,I'm Ed. Edd-Come with us.We're gonna get jawbreakers.Eddy found a $20.00 bill on the ground. At the candy store................................................................... Ren-Those are jawbreakers?!?They're gynormus! Ed-And gynormus! Stimpy-I like you,Ed Ed-I love you,Stimpy! Ren-This candy's stinkin good! Ed-Yeah.And stinkin good! Ren-Stop that,-YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASUM!!!! You EEDIOT BOY!!!! Eddy-Jawbreakers are the best! Ed-And the best! Eddy-Shut up,Ed Outside.............................................................. Ed & Stimpy smiled. Stimpy-Um..Ren,We........ Ed-...have to go to the bathroom. Ren-I'll give you 1 minute or you meat head'll get it! Ed-GOT IT! Stimpy & Ed run into the bathroom. Edd-What shows were you on? Ren-We used to be on Nickelodeon,The Ren & Stimpy show.Now we're on TNN on Ren & Stimpy adult cartoon party. Eddy-(sarcasticaly)Wow. Ren-YOU SAY SOMIN, SMART A$%?!!!! Eddy-Notin what so ever. Ren gets mad. Ren-What's takin em so long?!!!!!??? Ren,Edd,& Eddy go in the bathroom & hear kissing noises. Ren opens the stall door-TO SEE ED KISSING STIMPY! HA!!! Ren-YOU EEDIOTS!!!GET OUTA THERE,YOU EEDIOTS!!!!!! Ed comes out of the stall blowing kisses to Stimpy. Ed & Stimpy are eating something. Ed-This is good choclate. Stimpy-Duh,ya! Edd-ED,STIMPY, THAT'S NOT CHOCLATE!EWWWW!!!!THAT'S SOOO GROSS!!! Eddy laughs 'til he cries. Ren-Eediots. Back outside................................................................. Ren-We have to go.Mr. Horse is having a conversation at Washington D.C. about why the animals at the zoo should be released. Stimpy & Ed both cry. Ed-We'll meet again.I'll see you soon. Ren & Stimpy leave,waving goodbye. Edd-They're an odd bunch. Eddy-Yeah,they're cool. Ed-Melon,please. Edd & Eddy stare at Ed.Ed is waving at nothing. THE END