Spirit-Ed Away

Part 2 By Blake
*Edd runs and sees a harbor where he and the Eds came to enter the amusment park*
Edd:Water?!?I'm deaming.I'm dreaming!*Edd sees a boat coming on the water*
*Then,spirits come off the boat*
Edd:Ahhh!!!!*he runs*
*Edd finds out that he's becoming see-through*
Edd:I'm see-through!
*Jaku appears*
Jaku:I just wanna help you.
Edd:No!*Edd sees that his arms go through Jaku*
Jaku:Eat this.If you don't , you'll dissapear.*Edd eats it*
Jacku:You won't turn into a pig.Don't worry.*Edd swallows it*Come with me.
Edd:My legs! I can't get up!
*Jaku puts his arms near Edd's legs*
Jaku:In the name of the wind thee,unbind him.
*Edd gets up.And Jaku and him run.then,they got to a bridge where spirits were entering*
Jaku:Hold your breath.Even the tinyest will break the spell ,and everyone'll see you.
*They walked ,and Edd was doing good ,untill a frog creature came*
Frog:Master Jaku! Where've you been?
Edd:*gasps*
*The frog sees him*
Frog:A human?
*Jaku freezes the frog*
Jaku:(to Edd)Let's go!
*They run to a place behind bushes.
Jaku:You did very well.
Edd:But I took a breath.
Jaku:Everyone's looking for you,so I need to go.
Edd:Where do I go?
*Jaku puts his hand over Edd's head so he'ld remember*
Jack:Go down the stairs,open the door,go in ,and you'll find the bolier man,Plankmaji.
Edd:Plankmaji?
Jaku:Uh huh.Go edd and I'll go where I'm needed.
Edd:How d' ya know my name is Edd?
Jaku :I knew you scine you were very small.
*They walk away*

Part 3 By Daria
*Edd goes where Jacku told him to.He finds a stiff borad with 6 arms,each
doing a different task.Little balls of soot carry coal to a fire.*
Edd:Um................ are you Plankmaji?
Plankmaji:Eh?*Looks over at Edd.Four rectangular items shoot down from the
ceiling ropes.Plankmaji groans.*
Plankmaji:Ah!Four Shower Tokens at once.*Uses a mallet to bang on the box
he's sitting in*Speed it up you runts.Yeah.I'm Plankmaji,slave to the boiler that
heats the showers.
Edd:Jaku send me to....uh.... ask you for a job please?
Plankmaji:I don't need any help the place is full of soot,I cast aspell on
them and I get all the workers I need.there's no work for you here ,try
somewhere else* A door slids open,Jin comes in with a tray and a basket.*
Jin:*notices 2 soot balls fighting*You guys at it
again?Plankmaji:Mealtime!You guys take a break.
Jin:Where's your other bowl from yesterday?I keep telling you to leave it
out,buddy.*A bowl is hurled at Jin's head.*Ouch!
*Jin reaches into the basket and throws little stars around rigt into the
chickhen feed.The soot creatures come running for the stars.Jin notices Edd.*
Jin:A human!You're in trouble.*points*You're the one everyone's looking for!
Plankmaji:He's my grandson.
Jin:Grandson?
Plankmaji:He asked for a job,but I got all the help I need.Would you take him
to see Kevbaba?I think he can handle it,he's a tough one..
Jin:No way!I'm not gonna wrisk my life!
Plankmaji:*Extends a twig which is wrapped around a Charred Snail*I'll give
you thos Roasted Snail.It's very good.
Jin:*snatches it up*Gimme that!*throws the rest of the stars to the soot
creatures*Come on,follow me human.
Edd:Uh................................

Jin:You don't need your shoes or socks.
Edd:*Takes off his shoes and socks and starts to the door.*
Jin:Thank the bolierman you idiot!
Edd:*Turns and hits his head on the door*Arigato,bolierman.(Arigato means is
Japanese for thank you.)
Plankmaji:Good luck!

Part 4 By Blake
*Jin takes Edd to an elevator,and when they get out,they see amonster.
Jin:Er..Onion Spirit!
Onion Spirit:Hhhh............
Jin:This elevator doesn't go any higher.You have to take another.
*Jin and Edd walk out,and the Onion Spirit follows.*
Edd:He's following us!
Jin:Don't look at him.
*They walk to another elevator ,and worker #1 notices something*
Worker #1:Jin!You smell like a human.You're hiding something from me.Where is it?
Jin:*pulls out the Roasted Snail*Is this what ya smell?
Worker#1:ROASTED.....SNAIL!!!!!!!!!!*tries to grab it *
Jin:I'm savin' every last bite for myself.*to Edd*Pull the lever to go up.
Onion Spirit:Hhhh...................
*Edd pulls up the lever*
*When they get up,the Onion Spirit walks around,while Edd looks for Kevbaba.*
Kevbaba:Well,come in.*waves his fingers,which brings Edd to his office*
Edd:E...excuse me,I was wonderin' if you could give me a job.
*Kevbaba waves his fingers thatzipper Edd's mouth shut.*
Kevbaba:I don't wanna hear such a request.This is a Shower House where spirits and Gods go to replenish themselves.But you humans make a mess of things,like your friends that gobbled the spirits's food.They got what they deserved.And you should be punished too.You could be a pig or a lump of coal.I'm surprised you made it this far.Just who was it that helped you?Tell me.
*unzippers Edd's mouth*
Edd:CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A JOB?!!!!!!!!!?
Kevbaba:DON'T START THAT AGAIN!!!
Edd:PLEASE,I JUST WANNA WORK!!!!!!!!!
Kevbaba:DON'T..SAY..THAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kevbaba flies over to Edd*


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *Spirit-Ed Away*



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		Spirit-Ed Away By Blake and Daria A parody of Hayo Miyazaki's Spirited Away. Cast:Edd-Edd/Chihiro Ed-Ed Eddy-Eddy Jimmy-Jaku/Haku Kevin-Kevbaba/Yubaba Plank-Plankmaji/Kamaji Nazz-Nazzineba/Zeniba Rolf-No-Rolf/No-Rolf Johnny-Jin/Lin Sarah-Kevbaba's Baby/Yubaba's Baby Part 1 By Daria The Eds come across an old amusment park and sneek in.They smell food somewhere. Eddy:Do you smell food? Ed:I think that is me Eddy. Eddy:Shut up. Eddy finds a food stand with fresh food Eddy:Food!starts gobbiling good Ed:Me!starts eating with Eddy Edd finds a weird bridge when he looks over he spots Jaku standing nearby Jaku:You shouldn't be here.Leave before it gets dark. Edd:What? Jaku:Leave now. Jaku gestures edd off the bridge as it suddenlly gets dark Edd runs to the food stand and finds that his 2 friends has turned into 2 big pigs Edd;Ah!starts running away as black things with eyes form out of the ground and start walking around Edd is very confused,and shouts at the sky Edd:WHAT IS THIS WEIRD PLACE!!!!!!! Part 2 By Blake Edd runs and sees a harbor where he and the Eds came to enter the amusment park Edd:Water?!?I'm deaming.I'm dreaming!Edd sees a boat coming on the water Then,spirits come off the boat Edd:Ahhh!!!!he runs Edd finds out that he's becoming see-through Edd:I'm see-through! Jaku appears Jaku:I just wanna help you. Edd:No!Edd sees that his arms go through Jaku Jaku:Eat this.If you don't , you'll dissapear.Edd eats it Jacku:You won't turn into a pig.Don't worry.Edd swallows itCome with me. Edd:My legs! I can't get up! Jaku puts his arms near Edd's legs Jaku:In the name of the wind thee,unbind him. Edd gets up.And Jaku and him run.then,they got to a bridge where spirits were entering Jaku:Hold your breath.Even the tinyest will break the spell ,and everyone'll see you. They walked ,and Edd was doing good ,untill a frog creature came Frog:Master Jaku! Where've you been? Edd:gasps The frog sees him Frog:A human? Jaku freezes the frog Jaku:(to Edd)Let's go! They run to a place behind bushes. Jaku:You did very well. Edd:But I took a breath. Jaku:Everyone's looking for you,so I need to go. Edd:Where do I go? Jaku puts his hand over Edd's head so he'ld remember* Jack:Go down the stairs,open the door,go in ,and you'll find the bolier man,Plankmaji. Edd:Plankmaji? Jaku:Uh huh.Go edd and I'll go where I'm needed. Edd:How d' ya know my name is Edd? Jaku :I knew you scine you were very small. They walk away Part 3 By Daria Edd goes where Jacku told him to.He finds a stiff borad with 6 arms,each doing a different task.Little balls of soot carry coal to a fire. Edd:Um................ are you Plankmaji? Plankmaji:Eh?Looks over at Edd.Four rectangular items shoot down from the ceiling ropes.Plankmaji groans. Plankmaji:Ah!Four Shower Tokens at once.Uses a mallet to bang on the box he's sitting inSpeed it up you runts.Yeah.I'm Plankmaji,slave to the boiler that heats the showers. Edd:Jaku send me to....uh.... ask you for a job please? Plankmaji:I don't need any help the place is full of soot,I cast aspell on them and I get all the workers I need.there's no work for you here ,try somewhere else* A door slids open,Jin comes in with a tray and a basket.* Jin:notices 2 soot balls fightingYou guys at it again?Plankmaji:Mealtime!You guys take a break. Jin:Where's your other bowl from yesterday?I keep telling you to leave it out,buddy.A bowl is hurled at Jin's head.Ouch! Jin reaches into the basket and throws little stars around rigt into the chickhen feed.The soot creatures come running for the stars.Jin notices Edd. Jin:A human!You're in trouble.pointsYou're the one everyone's looking for! Plankmaji:He's my grandson. Jin:Grandson? Plankmaji:He asked for a job,but I got all the help I need.Would you take him to see Kevbaba?I think he can handle it,he's a tough one.. Jin:No way!I'm not gonna wrisk my life! Plankmaji:Extends a twig which is wrapped around a Charred SnailI'll give you thos Roasted Snail.It's very good. Jin:snatches it upGimme that!throws the rest of the stars to the soot creaturesCome on,follow me human. Edd:Uh................................ Jin:You don't need your shoes or socks. Edd:Takes off his shoes and socks and starts to the door. Jin:Thank the bolierman you idiot! Edd:Turns and hits his head on the doorArigato,bolierman.(Arigato means is Japanese for thank you.) Plankmaji:Good luck! Part 4 By Blake Jin takes Edd to an elevator,and when they get out,they see amonster. Jin:Er..Onion Spirit! Onion Spirit:Hhhh............ Jin:This elevator doesn't go any higher.You have to take another. Jin and Edd walk out,and the Onion Spirit follows.* Edd:He's following us! Jin:Don't look at him. They walk to another elevator ,and worker #1 notices something Worker #1:Jin!You smell like a human.You're hiding something from me.Where is it? Jin:pulls out the Roasted SnailIs this what ya smell? Worker#1:ROASTED.....SNAIL!!!!!!!!!!tries to grab it Jin:I'm savin' every last bite for myself.to EddPull the lever to go up. Onion Spirit:Hhhh................... Edd pulls up the lever When they get up,the Onion Spirit walks around,while Edd looks for Kevbaba. Kevbaba:Well,come in.waves his fingers,which brings Edd to his office Edd:E...excuse me,I was wonderin' if you could give me a job. Kevbaba waves his fingers thatzipper Edd's mouth shut. Kevbaba:I don't wanna hear such a request.This is a Shower House where spirits and Gods go to replenish themselves.But you humans make a mess of things,like your friends that gobbled the spirits's food.They got what they deserved.And you should be punished too.You could be a pig or a lump of coal.I'm surprised you made it this far.Just who was it that helped you?Tell me. unzippers Edd's mouth Edd:CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A JOB?!!!!!!!!!? Kevbaba:DON'T START THAT AGAIN!!! Edd:PLEASE,I JUST WANNA WORK!!!!!!!!! Kevbaba:DON'T..SAY..THAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kevbaba flies over to Edd