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Tales From The
Ed
By
Tyler Ferronetti
The Eds were walking in the hot sun.
Eddy-*sarcastically*This is terrific!I wonder why were weren't
invited to Nazz's Halloween Bash!! Edd-*angrily*Mind your manners,EDDY!!!!
Ed-Yeah!*burps softly*Mind
Eddy's manners,Eddy.*burps loudly*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-Excuse yourself,Ed
Ed-Ed's going fishing. Edd-Groan.
Eddy-I have an idea!We can go to Nazz's Halloween pary,(dressed
as monsters), hide in the closet, & SCARE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-But Eddy,...................................
Ed-To
fleece the masses! Ed & Eddy run into Eddy's house.
1 week later(on Halloween night)
Nazz-*dressed as a tube
of lip stick*Come in everyone! All-yaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin is dressed as Scream
Jonny is dressed
as Plank
Plank is dressed as Jonny
Sarah is dressed as a teddy bear
Jimmy is dressed as a gummy bear
Rolf is dressed
as a cow
They all go in Nazz's house. The Eds sneak in,unseen.
Eddy is dressed as The Thing(from
the movie)
Edd is dressed as a ghost
Ed is dressed a mutant lama
The Eds sneak in the closet.The Eds are squished
in the closet.
Eddy-It's tight in here. Edd-I think I got a cramp. Ed-My turn!
Eddy-*whispering*Quiet,you
butt face!You'll blow our cover!
Edd-Don't you mean butt head,Eddy? Eddy-NO!
At 12 A.M.
midnight...............................................................
The kids of the cul-de-sac start to tell scary
stories.
Rolf-*finishing the story*And that the story of the Fensnooglehozenmonster.Thank you!
Everyone-*claps softly*
Kevin-Listen
to my story!
10 minutes later................................................................
Kevin-The signs that the
monster's inside yer house is that the light'll flicker & you'll hear bumpin noises in the house.
Soon,the lights flicker
& bumping noises come from the wall.
Jonny-Nice try ,Kevin! Kevin-This wasn't me!
The Eds
burst out off the closet.
Ed-Rohoohoar!!!!!! Eddy-HEHEHEHEHAHA!!!SNURKLES SNURKLES SNURKLES!!!!!!!
Edd-Rrrrrr.*to himself*Ow.Headache.
Everyone screams in fear! Sarah puts on the lights.Everyone
gasps to see the Eds.
Sarah-I'm TELLIN MOM,Ed! Sarah & Jimmy run off. Jimmy-Oh
goodie!Revenge!
Jonny-THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!! ED,Double Dee, & Eddy, yer trick er treating with
me & Plank. Edd-It's Plank & me. Ed-Cooool!
Eddy-Trick or treating means jawbreaker for
Eddy! The Eds walk off with Jonny.
Everyone glares.
10 minutes later.......................................................................
A
man opens the door . The Eds, Jonny, & Plank-*in smiley face costumes* Trick or treat!
The man gives them candy. Eddy-I feel like a sissy.
Edd-At least we get what we diserve, Eddy.
Ed-Napkin,please.
Edd-Yes,you disereve a napkin,Ed.
The End
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