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Ed, Edd n' Eddy in School!!!

Ed, Edd, and Eddy are walking on the sidewalk on the last day of summer vacation. They were trying to enjoy it but how could they when they know in 24 hours they would be locked in a school?
"What should we do now?" asked Eddy. "Perhaps we should go over our school supplies," replied Edd. "Your crazy," Eddy said. "Well then," he said "Why don't we down to the school and see who' class we're in? Ed's face light up. "Great idea Double D!" said Ed running toward the school. "Hey, wait up!" said Eddy running after him. "Wait for me!" said Edd following them.
When they arrived at the school they walked to the doors that had some papers on it. It had the names of the teachers with their students on it. They all scanned the two papers. The two teachers they could have were Mr. Ballone or Ms. Olander.

"Look, were all in the same class!" said Edd pointing at the paper with Mr. Ballone's name on it.

"Yeah and so is Kevin," said Eddy.

"And Nazz and also Rolf," added Edd.

"I love Chap Stick!" Ed added.

Thats nice Ed, Eddy said.

What class is Sarah in? asked Ed.

Who cares Ed, shes two grades lower then us, said Eddy then they walked back.

The next day was the first day of school. They all met at Eddy's. "I don't wanna go to school," said Eddy when Edd got there. He responded, "But Eddy! School gives us a chance to learn things we never learned before, meet new people, and to" "Shut up Double D," Eddy said. As soon as Ed showed up they started to walk to school.

"I don't like school Eddy! You have to wake up early!" said Ed.

"Tell me about it," Eddy said.

"We're here!" said Edd.

They walked into the school and to there homeroom. There were names on the desks. Double D sat in the desk in the desk in the first row, first seat and had a piece of paper with "Edward" written on it. Ed sat in the last row in the corner and Eddy sat in the first row in the middle. When they sat down they saw schedules on their desks. On the board it said go to first class room. That was Ind. Arts or Shop. They all headed down to the Shop room.
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy stood by a table and they were allowed to talk until the teacher came in.

"This stinks," said Eddy.

"I can't feel my toe's Eddy!" said Ed.

Double D was going over his schedule. "Let's see here, next we have physical education, then math for two periods, after that is lunch, next is Language Arts for two periods, then social studies, science, and last but not least art.

"Cool," said Ed.

At the end of the periods when the bell rang they headed to the gym. Rolf walked up to them.

"Hi Ed-boys what is next?" he asked.

"Gym," Eddy answered.

"Jim? Who is this Jim?" Rolf asked.

"Physical education, Rolf, " said Edd.

They got to the Gym. Kevin, Nazz, and some other people were sitting in the bleachers. They walked over and sat down. After that they went to there homeroom to have math. They didn't do anything. Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Looked around the classroom. Eddy was sitting by Nazz, a girl named Kacie, and a boy Mike. Double D sat by Kevin, a guy named Preston, and a girl named Emily. Ed sat by girls named Gina and Amy and he also sat by Rolf.
The day passed very slowly and finally it ended. Before they left they found out that there would be a dance for the beginning of the year. They started to walk home.

"I can't get used to this," said Eddy.

"Then how come you made it through last year?" Edd asked.

"You don't hafta get technical Double D," Eddy said. "Ed quit lagging behind!"

Ed was way behind shuffling his feet, slouching over, and his tongue hanging out.

"But I'm tired Eddy!" he said.

"Come on Ed!" said Eddy going back to drag him along.

When they got back to the cul-de-sac they went and sat in front of Ed's house. They watched everyone came home, Sarah and Jimmy went over to Jimmy's. Then Kevin, Rolf and Nazz went home. About five minutes later Jonny walked up the street with his hands in his pockets. What's up with him? Eddy thought. The Ed's eyes followed him until he was about to walk in. Eddy got up and walked over to him. "What's up Jonny-Boy?" He asked. "They won't let me take plank to school," Jonny said taking plank out of his backpack. Ed and Edd walked over to them.

"That's great," Eddy said.

"Wha?" said Jonny.

Eddy answered sounding as scary as possible "Now he won't be in danger of all the saws, and drills, and whirring blades in the shop room! Who knows if someone will steal him and KILL him!"

"P-P-People do that?!" Jonny said shaking.

Eddy nodded "Yeah, like cut him in half and drill holes in him

Like cheese? Ed interrupted.

And it can get real messy with the electric saws and sanders. Well, see ya!" He left him there shaking.


The next day was the same the same as the first except for gym. They all changed and went out to the gym. Kevin was talking to this guy named Jonathan and they were sitting on the stage. They headed to the stage and Ed hopped right up there and Edd had a little trouble but got up there and Eddy was struggling. He had his foot up and a hand but the rest dangling. "I'll help ya Eddy!" said Ed getting down and lifting him by the shirt. "Alley Oop!" He set him down on the stage and Ed hopped up again. Double D started laughing. For gym he was wearing his red shirt with black shorts that had two stripes going down the side matching his hat. Ed had a plain white T-shirt with plain black shorts. Eddy had a dark shirt with a red stripe going down the side and red shorts on.
They waited until everyone got there.

For the first day they played kick ball. The Ed's were on the same team. They were up to kick. Three people were up to kick before them. There were people on 2nd and 3rd base, no points, and one out.

It was Eddy's turn. They pitched the ball and Eddy ran to it. He kicked the ball hard and it hit the ceiling so it was an automatic out. He walked to the back of the line and passed Ed and Edd. "Nice job Eddy!" Ed said. He was up next. He waited till the ball got to him and he kicked it. He got a home run! He ran from base to base laughing.
It's Edd's turn. He slowly walked up to the base. They pitched it and Edd stood there. When it came to him he kicked hard but missed the ball. Everyone laughed. "Oh dear," said Edd. Then another ball came. He kicked it but it went right toward the pitcher so he easily got out.

"Nice job that was the best kick I've ever seen," Preston said sarcastically.

"Yeah, let's see it again. It was soooo good! Kevin said, then they started laughing. Double D walked passed them towards Ed and Eddy.

"Nice job Double-D," said Ed.

Since they got 3 outs they went out in the field. Kevin got the ball to pitch but Eddy took it out of his hands. "I was holding that," said Kevin. "Are you now? Eddy asked ready to pitch. Kevin went to first base instead.

Eddy pitched the ball and it rolled off to the side. "Nice job you dork," said Kevin. They rolled the ball to him and he pitched it. It went smoothly right down the middle. A girl with long blond hair and glasses ran up and kicked the ball. It went straight toward Double D. " Oh dear!" said Edd. He stood there watching the ball coming and he moved out of the way. The girl started to run to second base. Eddy ran, picked up the ball and threw it to the second basemen, but the girl got there before he caught it.

Eddy pitched the ball again and a girl with brown hair in a ponytail kicked it and it headed toward Double Ds head. He ducked a little and put his hands up. The ball went right in his hands but knocked him over. "Come on Double D throw it!" said Eddy. He got up and picked up the ball and it was six inches off of the ground. He threw it and it went two inches, then fell and rolled very slowly. A guy with blond hair came and got it.
Every day of the week was practically the same and finally Friday came.

"Finally!" Said Eddy as they were walking home.

"Two and a half days of freedom!"

"Don't forget Eddy, we have to go to the dance tonight," said Double D."

"Why are they make" Eddy started but Ed interrupted.

He got out of the position he was in all week and jumped up. "Dance?"

"Yea bird brain," Eddy said.

" Let's dance the night away!" Ed said, running into Eddy and Double D. Then he stared to dance (if you want to call it dancing). "Come on Eddy!" Ed picked up Eddy and started to swing him around. Eddy started screaming. "Ed!" Edd started to laugh but then Ed grabbed him and started to spin him around too. He started screaming "Ed! Put me down!" Ed stopped as fast as he started. He let go and they fell down, Eddy on his head and Double D fell on his back. "Ed!" said Eddy rubbing his head (Think they said Ed enough?).
They finished walking home (well Double D and Eddy, Ed was jumping around). When they got there, Eddy asked them if they want to come over. "Sorry Eddy, but I have to do my homework first" said Double D. "I'll come over when I'm done". "But its Friday!" Eddy said. Edd shrugged and walked home. "What about you Ed?" asked Eddy. "Yeah!" Then they walked to Eddy's.


"Let's see here," Double D was lying down on his bed doing his homework. He was answering math problems. "The number 29 is a is a prime number and 30 is a composite number. Figuring out if the numbers 1-100 are a prime or a composite number is easy".


"Ed what are you doing," Eddy asked. Ed was sliding around the floor like an inchworm. "I am a caterpillar Eddy!" Ed said. "Ed your" Eddy started but the door bell interrupted. Eddy and Ed went downstairs and answered the door. "Hi Eddy, Hello Ed!" Edd said. "Hey, Double D come on in!" Eddy said. Edd came in and they went up to Eddy's room.
"So what do ya guy's wanna do?" asked Eddy.

"Hey! I got a cheap Super Nintendo at Fun-Co-Land! Wanna play?"

"Sure!"

"I only got two games though"

They went to the living room and sat down in front of the TV. He got out the two games, Chrono Trigger and Mario Cart Racing.

"Chrono Trigger was rated one of the bet SNES game!" Eddy said.

"Cool!" said Edd and Edd.

"It's only one player but three people can play separately"

Eddy started playing it. He named the main guy (Crono) Eddy, the princess (Nadia or Marle) Nazz, and the smart girl (Lucca) Amy, He didn't know what else to name her. He played a little then let Ed play. He named Crono, Ed, the princess, Jessica, and the smart girl Sarah. H started to play but got confused so let Edd play. He named Crono, Edd, the princess, Kate, and Lucca, Mandie. He got pretty close but got killed by a monster.
Then they decided to play Mario Cart. Only two could play at a time so Eddy and Edd played. Eddy picked Yoshi and Edd picked Koopa. Eddy won so he played Ed. Ed picked D.K. and Eddy still had Yoshi. While they were playing Edd saw the clock.

"Guy's only one more hour until the dance," he said.

"Really?" said Eddy "Hold on I'm almost there and Ed's like 3 laps behind"

"Am not!" said Ed.

Just then Ed crossed the finish line and won. Ed stuck his tongue out at Eddy.

"You were 3 laps behind!" Ed said.

After that Edd and Ed went home.

One hour later

Edd walked into the gym where the dance was being held. It was dark but had black lights, and disco lights were flashing all over the place. Double D saw Eddy and walked over to him. "Hi Eddy!" Double D said. Eddy was wearing a black shirt with a collar and jeans. He told Double D what to wear since he had no clue. He was wearing A red shirt with an orange, white, and blue square in the corner. He had a black shirt under the red one and was wearing tan pants and, of course, his hat.

"Hey Double D, Ed here yet?"

"I don't think so, Eddy," answered Edd.

About a minute later Ed came in with Sarah and Jimmy behind him.

"Why'd you bring them?" Eddy asked.

"My mom made me," Ed answered.

Ed was wearing what he was wearing when he was trying to be cool and Sarah and Jimmy were in their normal cloths. Five minutes later almost every one in grades 4 -7 were there. "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch was starting to play. Jimmy and Sarah were running around then stopped.

"Wait Jimmy! I love this song!" Sarah said.

(The scene switches to the Ed's)

"I hate this song!" Eddy said.

Ed notices that Jimmy and Sarah aren't running around.

"(Gasp) Where's Sarah, Eddy?!" Ed screamed so everyone in the gym heard him.

Eddy answers with his finger in his ear trying to get the sound to come back. "I don't know or care"

Ed started to run around the gym looking for her and screaming her name. Eddy and Edd were staring at him. Eddy not caring and Edd looking worried. Then Eddy spotted them dancing in side of the gym. "There they are," Eddy said plainly. "Where?" Ed jumped on Eddy's head and knocked him down. He saw Sarah and Jimmy dancing. He got off Eddy and screamed to Sarah "Baby sister! Don't do that again!"
About five minuets later they each got a drink from the vending machine. They went into a room with two of them in it. They could get fruit works or Pepsi. Eddy pushed the Pepsi button and Mountain Dew code Red came out instead. Ed got Sierra Mist and Double D got Raspberry from the Fruit Works machine.

"What the heck is Mountain Dew code Red?" Eddy asked.

"Try it Eddy it might be good," said Double D.

"Yeah! It might taste like gravy, mine does," said Ed then he drank some.

Double D had a disgusted look on his face.

"No it doesn't I had some before," Eddy said.

He opened it then tasted it.

"Hey this stuff is pretty good!"

They went back out to the gym and #1 by Nelly was playing and everyone was dancing (except Sarah and Jimmy who were running around). They set their drinks on the bleachers. "Come on boys!" Eddy said going out to the middle of the floor. Ed followed him. Ed started "dancing" by spinning and jumping around. Then Eddy did some "cool" moves. Double D just stood in the corner watching them. A circle of people formed around Ed when he was dancing. "Cool moves Ed!" said Nazz. Ed laughed. Ed walked p to Eddy.

Hows that good? Eddy asked him. Double D shrugged.

This is fun! Ed said then laughed.

The song ended and the crowd clapped then cleared. Ed was still dancing then stopped. The dance ended a while after that.

The weekend passed and soon Monday came. During math a voice came through the loudspeaker. It said Teachers bring your students to the gymnasium. Thank you. Everyone got up and went to the gym. I wonder why we have to go to the gym? Double D said. If it gets me out of math, I like it! said Eddy. Maybe we have been good and their giving us buttered toast! Ed thought out loud.

When they got there they sat down. A girl around 15 came out. She had long brown hair with jeans and a dark red shirt. Hi everyone, the girl said. Im up here because well because they told me to tell you that this school is getting uniforms

*To~Be~ContinuED*




























































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