Note: I got this idea from a Hey Arnold (Grrrrrr) episode.

Eds in a Tree
                                                                                                      

By Edd's Angel (Emily)

EEnE were in the back of the park where no one went to and Double D was climbing a tree. He was on a branch and jumped up to get on a higher one. It was too high so he couldn't get back down.

Edd: Oh dear. Ed help me, I'm stuck!

Ed: I can't go up that high Double D! Ask Eddy!

Edd: Where is he?

Ed and Edd look around for Eddy and can't see him.

Ed: Okay.

He got up on the low branch and worked his way up the branches like big steps. He got to the branch under Double D. He could reach up and hold on to it instead of jumping so he grabbed onto it and the branch he was standing on broke. He was hanging on the branch Double D was sitting on.

Ed: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edd: I'll get you Ed!

Edd pulls Ed onto the branch.

Ed: (Grabs on to the tree trunk) Ahhh! It's too high!

Edd: Don't worry Ed. Eddy will be here in any minute.

An hour passed.

Edd: (sigh) Don't worry, Eddy will be here any minute now.

Ed: But it's been an hour!

Eddy is walking around in the park looking for them.

Ed: (pointing to Eddy) Look it's Eddy! (Screams to Eddy) EDDY!!!!!

Eddy hears Ed and goes over to them.

Edd: Help us Eddy we're stuck in this tree!

Eddy: (laughing) Your stuck in a tree, you're so stupid! (Singing) Double D and Ed, stuck in a tree,
S-T-U-K in a tree!

Edd: Help us Eddy!

Ed: Where have you been mister?

Eddy: I told you I had to go

Edd: Just help us Eddy!

Eddy: I'll help you if you both give me a nickel.

Ed: But then you'll get 15 cents!

Edd: 10 cents Ed. (To Eddy) Okay!

Eddy: (to himself) Yeah! (To Ed and Edd) Okay hold on!

Eddy leaves somewhere and comes back with a ladder. He puts it against the branch that their on.

Eddy: I got this from a guy that was on a water tower and he wasn't using it so I took it.

The screen switches to a guy on the water tower falling off then back to Eddy.

Eddy: (While climbing up the ladder) You guys are so stupid being stuck in a tree.

He gets to the top and grabs onto the branch then the ladder fell down and broke.

Eddy: Help!

Edd and Ed help him up. He is lying on his stomach with his feet and head hanging off.

Eddy: I'm so stupid! I'm stuck in a tree!

Edd: Don't worry Eddy, someone will find us.

Eddy: But no one comes in this part of the park!

A long time later.

Ed: (still clutching the tree trunk) How long has it been?

Edd: Judging by the sun, 3 hours. (Sigh) But don't worry someone will find us any minute!

They hear a lawn mower and they look down and see a man mowing the grass.

EEnE: Help! Up here!

Eddy: Come on help!

Edd: Please assist!

Ed: Ketchup please!

Eddy: He can't hear us.

Ed: We can throw something to get his attention. Then I can get my ketchup!

Edd: (surprised) Good job Ed!

Since their stuck in a cherry tree they got some cherries. Edd threw a cherry and missed, Ed threw a small branch and the lawn mower went over it, and Eddy threw a cherry and hit him but he knocked him out. He fell forward.

Eddy: Well, we got his attention.

About 10 min. later Jonny walked up talking to Plank.

Eddy: Hey Jonny!

Jonny looks up and sees EEnE.

Jonny: What ya guys doin up there?

Edd: We're stuck! Go to the fire station and tell them that we are stuck in a tree!

Jonny: But we are going to visit Plank's mom, can we do that first?

Edd: No! Go to the fire station and tell them were stuck in a tree and don't stop at Plank's mom's house.

Jonny: Go to the tree tell them your stuck in fire station and stop at Plank's mom's house?

Edd: No. Repeat after me. Go to fire station.

Jonny: Go to fire station.

Edd: Tell them were stuck in a tree.

Jonny: Stuck in a tree.

Edd: Don't stop at Plank's mom's house.

Jonny: Stop at Plank's mom's house.

Edd: No, DON'T stop at Plank's mom's house.

Jonny: Go to fire station, stuck in a tree, don't go to Plank's mom's house.

Edd: Right.

Jonny: (leaving) Fire station, stuck in tree, don't go to Plank's mom's house. (In the distance and getting quieter) Fire station, in tree, Plank's mom's house.

Eddy: He's not coming back is he?

Edd: I'm guessing no.

(Long pause)

Eddy: I can't stay here much longer! What if we never get out? I'll never get to go to collage or get a job or get married! I'll have to marry that squirrel! (Point's to a squirrel)

Edd: Don't worry Eddy, Jonny will be back any minute riding on a fire truck coming to save us.

A flash of things to come shows. EEnE are around 80 yr. old and still in the tree. Edd and Eddy have beards and Ed has a mustache. Their clothes are all ripped up.

Edd: Don't worry Eddy, Jonny will come and save us any minute now.

Ed: (still holding on to the tree trunk) It's been 70 years Double D!

A squirrel comes up to Eddy.

Squirrel: (Squeaks)

Eddy: I can't tonight, I'm playing poker with the boys!

Squirrel: (Squeaks)

Eddy: No! (To Edd and Ed) Never get married.

Edd: Look their goes the gang.

It shows Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy, and Rolf, but not Jonny, when there about 80 on a moving sidewalk.

Ed: Too bad they're all deaf.

They look at the lawn mower and the guy on it that's passed out. The lawn mower is on the moving sidewalk and its still going.

Edd: By now you would think it would run out of gas.

Back to EEnE at their normal age in the tree. It's dark and about to rain.

Ed: Cheer up Eddy! I know what will make you feel better. (Singing) Every seed turns into a flower

It starts to rain then storm.

Eddy: Shut up Ed!

Ed: (Singing) Every thing will turn up right!

Eddy: I'm gonna kill you!

Edd: Stop Eddy!

Ed: (singing)

Eddy: Ahhhhhh!!!!!

Edd: Eddy stop! And Ed stop singing!

Eddy tried to hit Ed but hit Edd by mistake.

Edd: AHHH!!!!

Edd falls head first off of the tree and Ed grabs him by the foot. Ed almost falls off then holds onto the tree trunk. Eddy gets his other foot so he stopped falling but his hat fell off and his black hair blew in the wind.

Edd: Pull me up!

Eddy: I can barley hold you I can't pull you up! You're too heavy!

Ed: I know we can sing a song! (Singing) If I believe, and you believe (Double D joins in) and we believe everything is gonna be all right (Eddy humming) it just might. Come on Everybody!

They continue to sing and they manage to pull Double D up.

Eddy: Hey I think it worked!

Edd: (With VERY messy hair) Mmmm-Hmmm.

It stopped raining and the sun came out.

Then they hear sirens and see fire trucks driving. Double D wipes hair out of his eyes to see if he was seeing what he was really seeing. Before they knew it they were on a cherry picker being brought down. The cherry picker broke down.

Ed: Ha, Ha, Ha, We were stuck in a cherry tree now were stuck in a cherry picker!

Eddy: You guys owe me 2 nickels.

Ed: I never got my ketchup.

Edd: Where's my hat?


*The~Ed*