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Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us
Warn Ed Brothers/A New Neighb-ED
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NOTE:THESE ARE 2 STORIES IN 1 PAGE WARN-ED BROTHERS Another note: all letter Ss said by Daffy are spelt
-ths-. " Thothse other guyths are thso thstupid," Daffy said as he flew
over a sign that said half a mile to PEACH CREEK, " Why go to the zoo to thsee your relativeths during movie vacation when
you can thsee other people?" " Ed! Theres a difference between a gravy boat and a wagon," Edd
said looking at what used to be able to be called a wagon. " Maybe thothse chumths need a pal," Daffy thought. He flew down and helped them with lots of scams, all worked, and
needed a beak adjustment after he had a jawbreaker. 3 days later " I havent had a lot of The Eds followed him over to Kevin. Daffy kicked him in the butt,
pulled his hat over him (Much like Yosemite Sam), and as the big finale Daffy jumped on his head. The Eds hid behind a bush
and laughed quietly as Daffy flew in the air and said good bye. Unfortunately, Kevin and Rolf were chasing him. " Come back here you, how you say, dork!" Rolf yelled. " Duck, Rolf. Duck," Kevin replied. " Rolf gives up. Rolf will sit to the side and watch at your weak
attempts of poaching." Kevin threw a rock in the air. The Eds heard a smack and saw Daffy
fall. They looked up to heaven and saw Daffy come out from behind a tree. He had thrown a decoy. As he flew back to the set of Looney Tunes: Back in Action it could
easily be heard that Daffy was saying one thing, " WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!" The usual ending with the black closing circle doesnt play. Instead
they put in the Looney Tunes orange circles and the Eds pop out, "Th-th-th- Thats all folks!" THATS ALL EDS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE NEW NEIGHB-ED PART 1 " GET YOUR POSTERS HERE AT
--," Eddy yelled. SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was the sound of air brakes from a moving truck. " --Eds Poster Hut?" Eddy finished, exasperated. No, I dont know
what exasperated means either. The new kid stepped out of the truck and saw the Eds staring at him.
To be polite he decided to introduce himself. " Hi, Im Kevin," he said. The Eds gasped in horror of another Kevin.
" I moved here from New York." " Im Eddy, but before I tell you anything else you must answer these
questions." "Ok." " Do you call people names like dorks?" "No." " Do you have a garage full of jawbreakers or just like em?" " In this order. No and Yes." " Bike tricks?" " Very few." " Do you do scams?" " If its nothing dangerous." " Uhhh I forgot to put your score down, but you are one of us. By
the way this is Double D and this is Ed. " Hello." " Hullo." Suddenly two dogs ran out of the car. Kevin said their names were
Sunshine and Spotty. Ed really liked Spotty and so the jealousy began. TO BE CONTINU-ED |
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