Ed in Wonderland

                     Story& Song lyrics writen by Tyler Ferronetti
                                   Cast
Ed-himself/The Chesire Ed(Alice/The chesire cat)      Edd-The Edd-rabbit/himself(the White Rabbit)    Eddy-monster Dee/The Eddy(Tweedle Dee/the carpinter)
Sarah-The Queen of Hearts    Jimmy-husband of the Queen of Hearts/group of flowers   Jonny-The Wood Hatter/Monster Dumb(the Mad Hatter/'Tweedle Dum)
Rolf-The Martch Rolf/catterpillar/the wallrus(March Hare/the catterpillar/the wallrus)
A parody of Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland
Part 1
Edd & Ed walk near Peach Creek.
Edd-Sit down Ed &,I'll teach you addition.     Ed-Quack.
Edd-Now, when the problem says 221+456=, you have to-
Ed stares into space.
Edd-Ed?
Ed stares at something above.
Edd looks up to see what he's looking at(he's staring at nothing).
Edd-Ed,focus!
Ed-I think you have to go home now,chickens.
Edd-*sigh*
Ed-Quack.
Edd-221+456=677 because if you-
Ed is in deep thought.
Ed-*singing*I wonder what it
                     would be like to be in my OWN World!
                       It would be.........OH LOOK A BUNNY!!!!!!
A rabbit that looks like Edd(called th Edd-rabbit) hops
Edd Rabbit-*singing*I'M Late!I'M Late! Oh no!Oh no ! I'm late!.............
Ed-Nice widdle bunny!
Edd-rabbit-I'm Late!*hops off*
Ed-*chses after him*Come back!What world are you from?!?
The Edd-rabbit & Ed fall into a rabbit hole.
Ed-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2
Ed is falling down the ribbit hole.He sees weird floating objects.
Ed-Cool!
Ed lands on a ground.Then, he sees many door & runs through them.
Ed-Gentle as a a kitten in a tree.
Ed sees a small door.
Doorknob-Hold it!you can't go in without a key.
Ed runs through the door.
Doorknob-*mockingly*Alice would have gotten the key.
Ed walks through a forest. Suddenly, two monster appear.
Ed-COOL!Who are you guys?
The monsters-We are.......
Monster #1-Monster Dee........
Monster # 2-And Monster Dum.
Ed-You guys are cool.
Monster Dum-Thanks.

Part 3
Monster dum-We're gonna tell you the story of ,"The Wallrus & the Eddy".
Ed-Oh,boy! A bedtime story!Is it naptime?
Monster Dum-*Sigh*The walrus & the Eddy were walking on a beach.The walrus was talking about pigs with wings,cabbages & kings, & something about the sea boiling hot.
Wallrus-Rolf,the wallrus does not understand what you were talking about.
Monster dum-LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY,SHALL WE???!!@!???
Eddy & Wallrus-Yes, your dumlyness!
Walrus-Rolf respects you cluelessness!
Monster Dum-*slaps his head*Anywho,the wallrus & the Eddy were walking & saw a bunch of clams.
Eddy-I know!Let's have dinner with them!
Wallrus-*liking his chopes with an evil grin*Yes.Let's have em over for dinner.
Monster dum-Then,Eddy & the.................
Wallrus-Monster dum?
Monster dum-*sighs angrilly*What is it now?
Wallrus-Can I be called the Rolfruss instead of wallrus?
Monster dum-Sure.SureWhatever!Anyways,the Eddy was cooking a dinner,not noing what the wallrus..RRR.I mean,Rolfrus was gonna do.
Rolfruss-Do you know what we're having for dinner?*holds up a sign that reads:
Today's Specials
Clams stew .............$Priceless.00
The Clams-*gasp!*
Eddy comes out with dinner.He drops the food.
Eddy-*gasp!*
The Rolfrus ate the clams!!!!!!!
Rolfruss-*stares at Eddy nerviously*This isn't what it looks like!!!
Eddy was so mad he turned bright red and had steam comin outa his ears!!!
Eddy-*chasing the Rolfruss*Wait TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!THOSE POOR CLAMS!!!!!!YOU INSOGNIFIGANT FOOL!!!!!!!!!
Rolfrus-*running form Eddy*ARHORDYARHORDYACASMUUSHCASMUSH!!!!!!!!
The Eddy cased the Rolfrus into to the night.And the sea(but that's a different story).
Monster Dee & Dum-That's the saddest story we ever heard!!!But we heard it!
Ed-What does it have to do with my problem?
Monster Dee-I dunno.See YA!!!!!!*Monster dum & Dee run off*Ta ta for now!
Ed-Bye,ladies!see ya tommorosw! Same time tommorow!*whistles*
Ed walks off.

Part 4
Ed was walking and saw the Edd-rabbit.
Ed-*running to Edd-rabbit*COME TO PAPAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Edd-rabbit - Oh dear.AHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs into his cottage*
Ed-Oh look!!!An Eddy drawing!And another!And another!
Edd-rabbit -*sticks his head out the window*It is actually a cottage.
Ed runs in the cottage.
Ed goes on the top floor. The Edd-rabbit is running around in circles.
Edd-Rabbit -Don't drink the potion on the table!!!
Ed-Okay!*drinks the potion on the table*
Soon, Ed grows like a giant & his head,legs & arms smash out off the house.
The Edd-rabbit jumps out the window.He screams.
Edd-rabbit -AHHHH!!!GIANT MAN!!!MY COTTAGE!!!!
A vulture comes along ,eatin celery.
vulture-Take this crummy thing.*throws a "Back to normal Potion"*
Ed eats the potion, goes back to normal size , and runs off.
Ed walks into the forest & sees a wierd person & a hare,drinking tea.
Ed-Hi!
The Wood Hatter-Hi!I'm the wood hatter.
March Rolf-I am March Rolf.We are celebrating Wood Hatter boy's unbirthday.
Ed-OOH!I got an inclinc.
March Rolf-Huh?
Ed-What's an unbirthday?
Wood hatter-Any day that's not your birthday!
Ed-*counts on his fingers*1,2 47....Why it's my unbirthday,too!!!!!!
March Rolf-*with a twisted face*It is?
Wood Hatter-1,2,3,4 ............................
March Rolf-*singing*HAPPY HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY!!!!FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR UN-BIRTHDAY,BUT WE CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!!
Ed-But it is your unbirthday.I like being Ed!
Wood Hatter-*singing*NOW BLOW THE CANDLES OUT,YOU LADY IF YOU WANT YOU DREAMS TO COME TRUE!!!! ....um.......OOOOO.
Ed-*blows out candles out off his unbirthday cake.
They clap.
Thw Wood Hatter makes the tea pots play the music peice,"The Carnival of Animals".
Ed claps when the peice is finished.
March Rolf-Okay.Now, let's eat our unbirthday cake & drink tea.
Ed-Gottcha,Beren guy.

Part 5
Ed waves good bye to the March Rolf & the wood hatter.
Ed-Bye Weirdos!
March Rolf & Wood Hatter-WHAT?!?
Ed-Uh...I mean.....BYE!!!!
Ed runs off.
1 miles later.....................................................................
Ed finds a very large Catterpillar(smoking a cigar) on a large leaf.
Ed-What lovely leaves you have.
Catterpillar-I am the great Caterpillar!*breathes smoke in Ed's face*
Ed-*makes wide eyes because of the smoke*How do I get out of here?
Catterpillar-You should confront with the Queen of Hearts.l
Ed-Okay.Ed's going fishings.
Ed walks away.
Catterpillar-Goodbye ,very rude person.*swallows cigar*
The catterpillar starts choking with wide eyes & a bulding mouth & face & falls over , dead.
Ed goes up to a group of large flowers.
white flower-Hi!We'd like to sing you a song.
Pink Flower-No!He's very immense & fat.He could have germs, & How do you know he's not a demon?
Ed-Sing!Bark!
The flowers were about to sing until.........................................
Ed-HEY!I'm gonna pick on of you for Double Dee!
Flowers-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed picks the white flower and walks into the forest.
Ed finds a pink cat that looks like him.
Ed-You look like me!
Chesire Ed-What did you expect?
The chesire Ed dissapears only having his mouth visible.
Ed-OH LOOK! This is just Attack of the Blood-Sucking Cat mutants!
Chesire Ed-Wha..........?????
The Chesire Ed disappaers completely.
Ed walks around the forestHe saw an emu walking backwards,A bird like a bird cage with a bird in it,& a popcorn bug.
Ed came to the palace and saw a giant hedge maze.He also saw what looked like
card people painting roses red.
Card people-*singing*WE LOVE TO PAINT! WE LOVE TO PAINT!PWEETY PWEETY ROSES PAINTING em RED! PAINT PAINTING ROSES, PAINTING TH ROSE RED!* cards turn into Chesire Ed*
Ed-You were painting them red?
Chesire Ed-Uh.....ya!*disappears*
The queen of Hearts walks by.
Queen of Hearts-LOOK!HE'S PAINTING MY PRIZE WINING WHITE ROSES RED!
Ed-*talking to the(small)King of Hearts*PSS!!!!Who's the fat lady?
Queen of Hearts-FAT LADY??!!??OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!
King of Hearts-You men his head.
Queen of Hearts-Yes.
King of Hearts-We should give him a trial.
Queen of Hearts-FINE!
Ed-IT WASN'T ME,SARAH!I ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!!

Part 7
Ed was in court for 2 hours with people he saw that day talking about what Ed did.
Later,the king of Hearts dicided that they should do a game of golf.
Queen of Hearts-OHH GOODIE!!!!!!!
1 hour later.............................................................................
A card person gave Ed and the Queen of Hearts chickens as a golf club.
The Queen of Hearts swung the chicken,hitting the ball. It rolled.
The ball didn't go in.
Everyone gasped.
Soon a mouse pushed the ball in.
Everyone cheered.
Ed was playing with the chicken.
Ed-I like you,chicken!*puckers his lips*
The chicken bites Ed's lips.
The Queen of Hearts-That's it.I HAD IT!!!OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!
All the people in Wonderland started to chase Ed.
Soon, Ed had to go through a maze!(Although he went running through each headge.)
Soon,everyone was chasing Ed through a swirling,colorful tunnel.
He came up to a door he found when he arrived in Wonderland.
ED-OPEN SESAME!!!!!
Door-That won't open me.Oh well.He can stay here with you head chopped off.
Ed-CHOPPED OFF HEAD BAD FOR ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soon,everyone attacked him at once.
Ed-AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-Ed?ED!!!
Ed woke up.It was all a dream.
Ed-Double Dee?
Edd-You were sleeping!
Ed-Cool.
Edd-Let's go meet Eddy.
Ed-Yes we should.
Edd & Ed walk off.
The End


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *Ed in Wonderland*



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		Ed in Wonderland Story& Song lyrics writen by Tyler Ferronetti Cast Ed-himself/The Chesire Ed(Alice/The chesire cat) Edd-The Edd-rabbit/himself(the White Rabbit) Eddy-monster Dee/The Eddy(Tweedle Dee/the carpinter) Sarah-The Queen of Hearts Jimmy-husband of the Queen of Hearts/group of flowers Jonny-The Wood Hatter/Monster Dumb(the Mad Hatter/'Tweedle Dum) Rolf-The Martch Rolf/catterpillar/the wallrus(March Hare/the catterpillar/the wallrus) A parody of Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland Part 1 Edd & Ed walk near Peach Creek. Edd-Sit down Ed &,I'll teach you addition. Ed-Quack. Edd-Now, when the problem says 221+456=, you have to- Ed stares into space. Edd-Ed? Ed stares at something above. Edd looks up to see what he's looking at(he's staring at nothing). Edd-Ed,focus! Ed-I think you have to go home now,chickens. Edd-sigh Ed-Quack. Edd-221+456=677 because if you- Ed is in deep thought. Ed-singingI wonder what it would be like to be in my OWN World! It would be.........OH LOOK A BUNNY!!!!!! A rabbit that looks like Edd(called th Edd-rabbit) hops Edd Rabbit-singingI'M Late!I'M Late! Oh no!Oh no ! I'm late!............. Ed-Nice widdle bunny! Edd-rabbit-I'm Late!hops off Ed-chses after himCome back!What world are you from?!? The Edd-rabbit & Ed fall into a rabbit hole. Ed-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 2 Ed is falling down the ribbit hole.He sees weird floating objects. Ed-Cool! Ed lands on a ground.Then, he sees many door & runs through them. Ed-Gentle as a a kitten in a tree. Ed sees a small door. Doorknob-Hold it!you can't go in without a key. Ed runs through the door. Doorknob-mockinglyAlice would have gotten the key. Ed walks through a forest. Suddenly, two monster appear. Ed-COOL!Who are you guys? The monsters-We are....... Monster #1-Monster Dee........ Monster # 2-And Monster Dum. Ed-You guys are cool. Monster Dum-Thanks. Part 3 Monster dum-We're gonna tell you the story of ,"The Wallrus & the Eddy". Ed-Oh,boy! A bedtime story!Is it naptime? Monster Dum-SighThe walrus & the Eddy were walking on a beach.The walrus was talking about pigs with wings,cabbages & kings, & something about the sea boiling hot. Wallrus-Rolf,the wallrus does not understand what you were talking about. Monster dum-LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY,SHALL WE???!!@!??? Eddy & Wallrus-Yes, your dumlyness! Walrus-Rolf respects you cluelessness! Monster Dum-slaps his headAnywho,the wallrus & the Eddy were walking & saw a bunch of clams. Eddy-I know!Let's have dinner with them! Wallrus-liking his chopes with an evil grinYes.Let's have em over for dinner. Monster dum-Then,Eddy & the................. Wallrus-Monster dum? Monster dum-sighs angrillyWhat is it now? Wallrus-Can I be called the Rolfruss instead of wallrus? Monster dum-Sure.SureWhatever!Anyways,the Eddy was cooking a dinner,not noing what the wallrus..RRR.I mean,Rolfrus was gonna do. Rolfruss-Do you know what we're having for dinner?holds up a sign that reads: Today's Specials Clams stew .............$Priceless.00 The Clams-gasp!* Eddy comes out with dinner.He drops the food. Eddy-gasp! The Rolfrus ate the clams!!!!!!! Rolfruss-stares at Eddy nerviouslyThis isn't what it looks like!!! Eddy was so mad he turned bright red and had steam comin outa his ears!!! Eddy-chasing the RolfrussWait TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!THOSE POOR CLAMS!!!!!!YOU INSOGNIFIGANT FOOL!!!!!!!!! Rolfrus-running form EddyARHORDYARHORDYACASMUUSHCASMUSH!!!!!!!! The Eddy cased the Rolfrus into to the night.And the sea(but that's a different story). Monster Dee & Dum-That's the saddest story we ever heard!!!But we heard it! Ed-What does it have to do with my problem? Monster Dee-I dunno.See YA!!!!!!Monster dum & Dee run offTa ta for now! Ed-Bye,ladies!see ya tommorosw! Same time tommorow!whistles Ed walks off. Part 4 Ed was walking and saw the Edd-rabbit. Ed-running to Edd-rabbitCOME TO PAPAAAAAAA!!!!!! Edd-rabbit - Oh dear.AHHHHHH!!!!!!runs into his cottage Ed-Oh look!!!An Eddy drawing!And another!And another! Edd-rabbit -sticks his head out the windowIt is actually a cottage. Ed runs in the cottage. Ed goes on the top floor. The Edd-rabbit is running around in circles. Edd-Rabbit -Don't drink the potion on the table!!! Ed-Okay!drinks the potion on the table Soon, Ed grows like a giant & his head,legs & arms smash out off the house. The Edd-rabbit jumps out the window.He screams. Edd-rabbit -AHHHH!!!GIANT MAN!!!MY COTTAGE!!!! A vulture comes along ,eatin celery. vulture-Take this crummy thing.throws a "Back to normal Potion" Ed eats the potion, goes back to normal size , and runs off. Ed walks into the forest & sees a wierd person & a hare,drinking tea. Ed-Hi! The Wood Hatter-Hi!I'm the wood hatter. March Rolf-I am March Rolf.We are celebrating Wood Hatter boy's unbirthday. Ed-OOH!I got an inclinc. March Rolf-Huh? Ed-What's an unbirthday? Wood hatter-Any day that's not your birthday! Ed-counts on his fingers1,2 47....Why it's my unbirthday,too!!!!!! March Rolf-with a twisted faceIt is? Wood Hatter-1,2,3,4 ............................ March Rolf-singingHAPPY HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY!!!!FROM ALL OF US TO YOU! WE WISH IT WAS OUR UN-BIRTHDAY,BUT WE CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!! Ed-But it is your unbirthday.I like being Ed! Wood Hatter-singingNOW BLOW THE CANDLES OUT,YOU LADY IF YOU WANT YOU DREAMS TO COME TRUE!!!! ....um.......OOOOO. Ed-blows out candles out off his unbirthday cake. They clap. Thw Wood Hatter makes the tea pots play the music peice,"The Carnival of Animals". Ed claps when the peice is finished. March Rolf-Okay.Now, let's eat our unbirthday cake & drink tea. Ed-Gottcha,Beren guy. Part 5 Ed waves good bye to the March Rolf & the wood hatter. Ed-Bye Weirdos! March Rolf & Wood Hatter-WHAT?!? Ed-Uh...I mean.....BYE!!!! Ed runs off. 1 miles later..................................................................... Ed finds a very large Catterpillar(smoking a cigar) on a large leaf. Ed-What lovely leaves you have. Catterpillar-I am the great Caterpillar!breathes smoke in Ed's face* Ed-makes wide eyes because of the smokeHow do I get out of here? Catterpillar-You should confront with the Queen of Hearts.l Ed-Okay.Ed's going fishings. Ed walks away. Catterpillar-Goodbye ,very rude person.swallows cigar The catterpillar starts choking with wide eyes & a bulding mouth & face & falls over , dead. Ed goes up to a group of large flowers. white flower-Hi!We'd like to sing you a song. Pink Flower-No!He's very immense & fat.He could have germs, & How do you know he's not a demon? Ed-Sing!Bark! The flowers were about to sing until......................................... Ed-HEY!I'm gonna pick on of you for Double Dee! Flowers-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Ed picks the white flower and walks into the forest. Ed finds a pink cat that looks like him. Ed-You look like me! Chesire Ed-What did you expect? The chesire Ed dissapears only having his mouth visible. Ed-OH LOOK! This is just Attack of the Blood-Sucking Cat mutants! Chesire Ed-Wha..........????? The Chesire Ed disappaers completely. Ed walks around the forestHe saw an emu walking backwards,A bird like a bird cage with a bird in it,& a popcorn bug. Ed came to the palace and saw a giant hedge maze.He also saw what looked like card people painting roses red. Card people-singingWE LOVE TO PAINT! WE LOVE TO PAINT!PWEETY PWEETY ROSES PAINTING em RED! PAINT PAINTING ROSES, PAINTING TH ROSE RED!* cards turn into Chesire Ed* Ed-You were painting them red? Chesire Ed-Uh.....ya!disappears The queen of Hearts walks by. Queen of Hearts-LOOK!HE'S PAINTING MY PRIZE WINING WHITE ROSES RED! Ed-talking to the(small)King of HeartsPSS!!!!Who's the fat lady? Queen of Hearts-FAT LADY??!!??OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!! King of Hearts-You men his head. Queen of Hearts-Yes. King of Hearts-We should give him a trial. Queen of Hearts-FINE! Ed-IT WASN'T ME,SARAH!I ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN!!!! Part 7 Ed was in court for 2 hours with people he saw that day talking about what Ed did. Later,the king of Hearts dicided that they should do a game of golf. Queen of Hearts-OHH GOODIE!!!!!!! 1 hour later............................................................................. A card person gave Ed and the Queen of Hearts chickens as a golf club. The Queen of Hearts swung the chicken,hitting the ball. It rolled. The ball didn't go in. Everyone gasped. Soon a mouse pushed the ball in. Everyone cheered. Ed was playing with the chicken. Ed-I like you,chicken!puckers his lips The chicken bites Ed's lips. The Queen of Hearts-That's it.I HAD IT!!!OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!! All the people in Wonderland started to chase Ed. Soon, Ed had to go through a maze!(Although he went running through each headge.) Soon,everyone was chasing Ed through a swirling,colorful tunnel. He came up to a door he found when he arrived in Wonderland. ED-OPEN SESAME!!!!! Door-That won't open me.Oh well.He can stay here with you head chopped off. Ed-CHOPPED OFF HEAD BAD FOR ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon,everyone attacked him at once. Ed-AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd-Ed?ED!!! Ed woke up.It was all a dream. Ed-Double Dee? Edd-You were sleeping! Ed-Cool. Edd-Let's go meet Eddy. Ed-Yes we should. Edd & Ed walk off. The End