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Hall-Ed-ween
By Blake "Holloween"song lyric by Blake
Part
1
This story takes place on October 1st.
Ed:It's Halloween.With spooky and scary monsters.Costumes
with lots of scares.lots and lots of candy.Oh yes!We can eat candy.And eat,and eat,and eat,and eat untll we throw up! I LOVE
HaLLOWEEN!!!!!
Edd:It's Haloween.with cool costumes.With lots of candy.I hope they're fat free.Halloween!!!*Repeats
with Ed repeating at the same time*
(Horror music plays for 1minuet)
Eddy:(Rapping)It's Halloween.With gohsts and zombies comin'
through the grave.(echos)Come on ev'rybody.You're in for a scare.It's Halloween!
Edd:Dracula AAHGGGGGGG!!!!!
Ed:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Eddy:*comes
out deressed as Dracula.Then, he brings out an Electric Giutar,and plays it for 1/2 a minute*
Eddy:It's Halloween.
Edd:Halloween.
Edd:It's Halloween.
Ed:Halloween.
Eddy:C'mon Ev'rybody.Because......
The Eds:....It's Hall..ow..een!!
Eddy:It's Halloween.It's
Halloween.
The cul-de-sac:*Cheer then walk away.*
Eddy:Our"Holloween with the Eds "show was a sucsess yet again.
Edd:We
can save our money for jawbreakers for another month.
Eddy:Why?!?
Edd:It's Halloween.Does that ring a bell?
Ed:What
bell?Where's the bell?Show me where it is guys!
Edd:*sighs*Eddy,on Halloween,people go trick-or-treat and get candy.It's
also a time when it's fun to be scared.
Ed:Also when horror movies play at the movies.
Eddy:And,on Halloween,The Candy
Store give free candy that day from 4:30-9 PM .
Edd:When we go trick-or-treat,we get more than just jawbreakers.
Eddy:Yeah,also
Nazz has a Halloween party, AND WE NEVER GET INVITED!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed:..and Patato Chips.
Eddy:I can't wait for Halloween.
Edd:Me
neither.
Ed:Quack!
31 days later...............................
The Eds meet outside.
Edd:Like my costume,Eddy?
Eddy:What
is it?
Edd:I'm an atom.
Eddy:.....O..kay.
Then ,a person that looks like they're dressed up as mashed Patatoes,appears.
Ed:HI
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:Hi,Ed.
Eddy:Whaddaya suppose to be,Ed?
Ed:I'm dressed up to be a very hungry,MUTANT FAT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd
& Eddy:*stare at Ed*
Ed:Eddy,what are you?
Eddy:I'm George Washington.
Edd:Wow.Really?That's not like you.I'm
glad you can learn more.
Eddy:George Washington is on the $1 bill.
Edd:Oh...........
To Be Continu-Ed..............................................
Part 2
Eddy:Can we go trick-or-treating already?!?
Edd:Yep.
At
Jonny's house.......................................
Jonny:Hi,Eds.I'm going Trick-or Treatin' after I give you guys candy.Here,Double
Dee and Ed.*gives 'em candy*
Eddy:What About me?!?
Jonny:Here,Eddy*gives him something*.........................
Eddy:CANDY,CANDY,CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonny:....here's
a Chunky Puff's Milk & Cereal Bar.
Eddy:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:I got got gum and all kinds of candy.What did you get,Ed?
Ed:I got..*looks
in his underwear.Makes surprised face*Oops.Wrong place.*looks in his bag*Same stuff.
At Kevin's house................................................
Kevin:Oh,it's
you,dorks.
Edd:Why aren't you trick-or-Treating,Kevin.
Kevin:That's for dorks.
Ed:And it's a big bag.
Kevin,Edd,and
Eddy:*stare at Ed*
Kevin:I can't believe I'm doin' this,but,take a Jawbreaker.
Edd:Wahoo!
Eddy:Whadda 'bout me?!?
Kevin:Here,dorky.Have
a Fat-free Yogart.
Eddy:NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ed:Can I have the fat-free Yogart,Eddy?
Eddy:Um.......
Ed:Thank you.*eats package and all*Yum
yum.
At Jimmy's house.....................................
Jimmy:Hi,Eds.I can't go Trick-or-Treating or give out candy
since I have a brace.So,here.*Gives something out*
Edd:Soup?
Jimmy:Yep.
Eddy:What about me?!?
Jimmy:Eddy,you get
somthin' extra specail.
Eddy:*gasps happily*
Jimmy:A Fat-free Yogart.
Eddy:AAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!
At Nazz's house......................................
Nazz:Hi.I
had to cancle my Halloween Pary.
Edd:That explains a lot.
Nazz:Here's some candy.
Eddy:Whadda 'bout me?!?
Nazz:A
Chunky Milk & Cereal Bar.
Eddy:AAAAAAHHHHG!!!!!!
Later...............................
Eddy:It's 8:30.We have get to the Candy Store.
Ed:Why?
Eddy:Jawbreakers,Ed.
Edd:Let's
go,Eddy.
Edd:Westward HO!
Eddy:You know,you scare me when you do that.
Ed:For what?
Eddy:The
way he talks.
Ed:Oh........mums the word
To be Concluded.....................................
Part 3
Eddy:I know a short cut through the woods.
Ed:Uhhh.....uhh..uhh!
Edd:*gulp*In
the woods?
Eddy:That's what I was talkin' about.
Edd:There?
Eddy:YES! THE WOODS!!!!!
Edd:Oh.
Eddy:So?
Edd:Uhh...gee,
I don't know.
Eddy:"So you comin'?
Edd:Well,gee, I don't know..I gotta..I mean..I..I..I...I...I..............
Eddy:COME ON YOU......
Edd:Well, It's kinda
dark,and I........................
Eddy:JAWBREAKER,DOUBLE DEE!!!!!!!!
Edd:What?Wh..
Eddy:JAWBREAKERS AT THE CANDY STORE FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!
Eddy runs off.
Edd:Okay,I'm
comin'!
Ed:JAWBREAKER,DOUBLE
DEE!!!!!!!!!
The Ed's run through the woods.
Edd:GEEEE!!!!!!
Eddy:It was this way.What?No this way.WHAT?!?
Edd:So
you gonna lead us.
Eddy:*unsure face*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'm workin' on itt.
Ed:*while following Ha ha ha ha ha!
Eddy:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......
Edd:What's
going on?
Eddy:I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed:Ha ha ha ha ha ha...what's so funny.
Eddy:Oh God!
Edd:Tell
me about it.We're..we're LOST!!!!!!!*echos*
20 Greusome
minuets
later.......................
Eddy:There it is!
They were 2 feet from the Candy store door.
The hit the door,and it
closes.
Eddy:But......I check 30 seconds ago and it said 8:58.What's the time?
Edd:9:00.
Eddy:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The
next day.................................................
Edd:It's November.
Eddy:Yep.
Edd:I got candy and a Jawbreaker.Like
Ed.
Eddy:Yah.But,all I got were Chunky Puffs Milk & Cereal Bars,and Fat-free yogarts.
Ed:And Potato Chips.
Edd:Well,there's
always next year.
Eddy:Yah.*sighs*
The
End
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