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Uncle Eddy's fanfic of A B
C's
By Tyler
Ferronetti
A pardoy of Shel Silvestein's Uncle Shelby's Book of A B C's
Rated PG-13 (for some mild language & humor)
Staring
Eddy as Uncle Eddy(Uncle Shelby)
Author's note:I have never read Uncle Shelby's book of A B C's , but I thought it would
be fun to do a fanfic like this.
Uncle Eddy-Hello Preschooler or First graders.I'm Uncle Eddy.I will teach you your A B
C's
A
as in @%$. Sentance:Your @%$ is
happy?!?
B
as in %$#@^&*
A character
from, the Austin Powers trillogy.
C
as
in character.I don't know how to discribe this!
D
as
in Double Dee.
He's a braniac know-it-all.
E
as
in Eddy.YOU'RE FAVORITE UNCLE!!!!!@
F
as
in freak nut.
A way to discribe Rolf.
G
as
in gum.Tasty candy we like to make bubles with.
H
as
in holy makeral.But you shouldn't say that.
I
as
in Illiad.A book written by Homer.No! Not the man on The Simpsons!You're too young to read that book.
J
as in a Jawbreaker.THE WORLD MOST TASTIEST CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
K
as in Killo.It's something about scinece.But you're too young
to study it.
L
as in lollypop.A tasty cady(not
as tasty as Jawbreakers).
M
as in maccaroni
& cheese.Nazz'z favorite food.
N
as
in nutmeg.It describes Ed.It is also a spice to cook with.
O
as in Omen.A horor movie.
P
as
in Plank.Jonny's friend that is a peice of wood.
Q
as
in quick.That's the speed I get jawbreaker.
R
as
in Rocko.A cartoon character on Nickelodeon.
S
as
in @#*%.A word you shouldn't know!!!!!
T
as
in tantrum.Sarah has those the most than anyone.
U
as
in ukelele.An instument.
V
as in venom.That's what snakes
spread when they bite you.
W
as in watermelon.A friut Ed shoved
up his nose during....Well,that's another story.
X
as
in .....well.... skip that one.
Y
as in Y bother.
Z
as in a zebra.A pwitty aminal
with white & Black stripes.Like a suit you wear when you go to jail.
Uncle Eddy-Well,those are your A BC's. Now go
to Double Dee(so he'll tell you a story)While I give myself 100 spankings for saying bad words.See you later.
(The End)
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