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Another Ed to Go
By Blake
The story takes place on Monday.
Eddy:*sighs*
Jonny starts running.
Eddy: A customer!
Jonny:Can
I use your bathroom?
Eddy:25 cents to enter.
Jonny:WHAT?!?
Eddy:Coff up the dowe.(Ya little Porker.)
Jonny:NNOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:*About
to yell and stops.Calm*Jonny,they do it at beaches.
Jonny:So,this is a beach?
Eddy:*sighs*
Jimmy:Jonny,they pay 25
cents at beaches to go in bathrooms.
Jonny:Oh.Here.*gives money*
Edd:Eddy,come to my house.I have somethin' to tell
you.
Eddy:Like what?
Edd:I have a plan to get money.
Eddy:Okay.
Ed:Hi Edd...ah..ah..AAAAHHHHH CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The
bathroom comes down.
Jonny:Let's get out of here,Plank.
Eddy:Awww!
Ed:Ha ha ha ha..what's so funny?
At Edd's house................................
Edd:I
invited you here because I have a way to get money.
Eddy:You told us that.
Ed:Yum.
Eddy:SO WHAT IS IT?!!!!!?
Edd:Let's
do chores.
Eddy:WHAT?!!!!? THAT'S IT?!!?
Edd:Eddy,we get allowence.
Eddy has a mallet that smacks him tha says "IDEA".
Eddy:I
have an idea!
Edd:What is it?
Ed:I think he has an idea, Double Dee.
Eddy:To get money, we simply do our chores.We
get allowence.
Edd:I just said that.
Eddy:I have the best ideas.
Edd:But Eddy...........
Eddy:Let's do my idea
of doing our chores.
Edd:Oh,he's so stubborn.
Later.............................................
Edd:I'll wash the
dishes.
Eddy:Whadda 'bout me?
Edd:You mop the floor,Eddy.
Eddy:Edd,I expected a better mop from you.
Edd:What,Eddy?It's
just.......
The mop has dirt,bugs,green stuff, junk,and and expired food.
Edd:.....OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:Now
what?
Edd:We buy another mop.
Eddy:Why?!?
Edd:We could even get more allowence.
Eddy:Let's go on our bike to the
store.
Ed:*runs over with them*
On the bike...............................................
Eddy:Think of the Jawbreakers
we could get.
Edd:See?
Ed:I brought the mop with me.
Ed cleans it with his mouth.
Eddy:WE COULD'VE DONE
THAT ,DOUBLE DEE!!!!!!
Edd:But ,Eddy,it still has silava.Eww!
Eddy:GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed:.................*smiles*
After
buying a new mop..............................
Edd:I'll mop,Eddy.
Eddy:Fine.I'll do the dishes.
Ed:What about me?
Edd:Ummmm...........
Ed:*shows
his lip,has tears in his eyes.*
Edd:You clean the toilets.
Ed:I WILL WHIP THEM UP!!!!
2 hours later.........................................
Eddy:The
dishes are done.
Edd:But Eddy....*shows Eddy more dishes*
Eddy:GGGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I hate you.
Ed:Can I clean the
toilets?
Edd:I told you to do it.Did you just sit around for about um................ I'ld say 2 hours?
Ed:Yep.
Edd:*sighs*
2
hours later......................
Ed pops up from the sink,and all his dishes break.
Eddy:I'm done.
Ed:Me too.
Edd:Same
time tomorrow.
Eddy:What?
Edd:To get allowence youwork for 1 week.
Eddy:No way.
Edd:Fine,you'll be sorry.
The
end of the week................................
Edd:I got Jawbreakers.
Eddy:Let me have some!!
Edd:I spent
my allowence on it.See what you could if you work a week?I deserved it.
Eddy:Can I have one?
Edd:No.
Eddy:CAN'T YOU
SHARE?!!!?
Edd:No.
Ed:*gasps* JAWBREAKER ,DOUBLE DEE!!!!!
Edd:*sighs*I'm surrounded by idiots.
Ed:Not to mention
a duck.
The
End
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