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~ Under the Ed
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Blake Edd:Keep it up,guys! Eddy was rding on Ed. Eddy:GUDDIYUP!!!!!! Ed:Neigh. Ed Smashes through a wall. Ed:Oops. Sarah
shows up. Sarah:Guess what big brother..I'M TELLIN' MOM!!!!!! Sarah: *skips away*La de de de de de de de. Eddy:Oh Great! Kevin:You
dorks get dorkier everyday,Ya DORKS. Ed:Dork? Edd:If only Sarah was gone eveyday. Eddy:We should tell her to.. Sarah:HIT
THE ROAD,FLATHEAD!!!!!! Edd:We should what? Eddy:Hmm... tell her THERE'S A MONSTER UNDERE HER BED!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:Eddy,lying
is.. Eddy:Details.Details. The next day.............. Sarah sees the Eds smiling,standing near her bed. Sarah:HEY! Eddy:I
wouldn't get out of the bed if I were you. Sarah:'Cause you're dorks?!? Eddy:*whispers*There's a monster under your
bed. Sarah:*gasp* Eddy:You're only safe in your room. Sarah:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outside................. Eddy:WAH
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!I'ld never thought I'ld hear Sarah scream.WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Edd:I don't
like this. Ed:Who's there? Near Sarahs window........................ Rolf:Sister of Ed boy,come squeeze the juice
out of th pickles with me. Sarah:*takes a step off the bed,and thinks about what the Eds told her*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolf:Son
of a gun,you insult Rolf by denying the pickles!!! Rolf is about to punch Sarah,but hits her toy box. Rolf:*runs away*YAHORGEEYAHORGIEE!!!!!!!!!!! Nazz
comes over. Nazz:Sarah,come with me to they new monkey bars. Sarah:Why? Nazz:They did 'em over. Sarah:I don't
wanna. Nazz:Why? Sarah:I don't wanna talk about it. Nazz:Okay. Nazz leaves. Eddy:To get good toys,go to Ed's
Toys. Rolf:Rolf mut have Butterd Toast Action Figure. Ed:I drew it myself. Edd:Draw,Ed. Ed:Right. Rolf:How
much? Eddy:25 cents. Rolf:Here. In Sarah's Room.................... Jimmy:Come and play with me. Sarah:I can't. Jimmy:Why? Sarah:The
Eds said there's a monster under my bed. Jimmy:There's no suchg things as monsters. Sarah:WHAT?!!?GGGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Outside.............. Eddy:Y'all
come....... Sarah takes their quaters. Edy:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!!!!! Sarah:That's for the under the bed crap. Nazz:That's
why you wouldn't come? Sarah:Yep. Nazz:Oh. Rolf:Really? Edd:Walks away. Eddy:Where're you goin',Double Dee? Edd:I
didn't wanna lie.I'm leavein'. Nazz,Rolf,Sarah,and Jimmy crowd around Ed,and Eddy like they're gonna pound Ed,and Eddy. Eddy:What
do we do now,Ed? Ed:Me and my Arrow! Eddy:Shut up,Ed.
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