Ringling Eds Ednum & Eddy Cirus

By Tyler Ferronetti
THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE!
Part 1
The Eds were siting on a sidewalk curb.
Eddy-Remeber we did that circus scam?
Edd-Yes.
Ed-I forgot to wear underwear today guys.
Edd-We figured out you do that often,Ed.
Eddy-That circus scam we did STUNK!!!!
Ed-If only we had a sack of patatos.
Edd-Potatoes wouldn't aid us in any way,Ed.Maybe if we had real animals & people performing.
Eddy-I GOT IT!!!!Maybe if we asked Rolf if we could borrow his animals & ask Jonny
if we can have Plank perfom.IT'S GENIUS!!!!!
Ed-Melon,please.
Later...................................................
Rolf-Yes,you can borrow Rolf animals for your Ed boy zany entertainment,but you must sign the passing of the animals.
The Eds signed the pasing.
a few hours later.......................................................
The kids are reading the signs that say
Ringling Eds Ednum & Eddy Circus

The Greatest show in the Universe!
Kevin-Another circus?
Jimmy-It says it has reall animals!
Sarah-*sarcastical*I bet!
Jonny-Plank's preforming in it!
All-Wow!!!NEATO!!!
Plank-.................................................
The Eds sat at a desk that sold tickets.
Everyone bought tickets.
Eddy-They fell for it!Come on boys.Let's go get Jawbreakers!
Edd & Ed-*dancing*COINS FOR JAWBREAKERS !!!ALRIGHT YES!!!

Part 2
The next day...........................................
The Eds were debuting the circus.Everyone was in their seats.Everyone was excited.
Nazz-This is gonna be so cool!!!
Sarah-Circuses are cool!!!
Jimmy-Bubbles & Bangles!
Rolf-Rolf can not wait for the vagabondliveshowbongisbroadwayshowofanimals to start!
Kevin-It's a circus,Rolf.
Rolf-Dorks do not quack,Kevin.
Edd-*with a michraphone*Attention,everyone!
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
The show will start in 5 minutes.
All-AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Every one's jaws drop when they see what Ed's riding.
Edd-ED!!!!!!
All-WOOOOOAAAH.
Ed-*riding a 40 foot elephant!*HI ,GUYS!!!
Edd-Ed,Where did you find that packederm?
All-Wa?/??Wadid he say???
Edd-Where did you find that elephant Elephant,Ed?
Ed-I forget.
Eddy-We're ready!The Eds present presented by Circus Eds,The Ringling Eds circus!
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
Eddy-Thank you for comin ya'all.This show will be a lot beter than the other we did.Our first preformer,THE STRONGEST OAF IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
All-YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!OH YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ed lifts up the elephant.
Ed-BOING!
All-OOOOOOOOO!
Ed-Ed throws the elephant on to Rolf farm; a loud crashing is in the distance.
All-*large smiles*AWWWWW!!!!YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Rolf-MY FARM!!!!!*runs to his Farm*
Eddy stands in front of a vertical trampoline.
Eddy-Now,The International Forgin Jetsetter!!!!
All-YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Rolf is running in front of Eddy angrilly,ready to pound him.
Rolf-*running-EEEEEDDDD BOOOOOOYYYSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Rolf is about to punch eddy. Eddy moves away.Rolf smashes onto the trampoline.He flies into the air.
Rolf-Arhrodyarhordycasmushcasmushcasmush!!!!!AHR!!CASMUSHEN CASMUSHING!!!!!
Rolf explodes into the air like fireworks.
All-OOOOH!!!!!!!!YAAYYY!!!!
Eddy-WE DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID!!!!IS THAT NUTS OR WHAT????!!!!???
All-YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy-The next act is.............Bungee Jumpin with Plank!
All-YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
The Eds pull ups a fake canyon.
All-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Plank appears with a bungee cord on the canyon.
Jonny-*sweating nervously*OOOOH.
Part 3
Plank bungee jumps and the cord brakes.
Jonny-AHHHHHHH!!!!*jumps in the air*I've gottcha, buddy!
Everyone cheers as Jonny catches Plank.
Eddy-*in a michraphone*Give it up for...............................
Bang!!!!!!!!
Eddy drops the michraphone,and it brakes.
Ed's elephant was going on a rampage!!!!!!
Eddy:RuN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone shreiks in terror.They all run away.
The elephant runs away.
Eddy-IT WAS THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-No it isn't.It didn't work last time and it didn't work now.
Ed-*echoing*GUYS!!!! I HIT SOMETHING!!!!
Eddy-It better be a nail then I'd be happy.
The End


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		Ringling Eds Ednum & Eddy Circus By Tyler Ferronetti THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE! Part 1 The Eds were siting on a sidewalk curb. Eddy-Remeber we did that circus scam? Edd-Yes. Ed-I forgot to wear underwear today guys. Edd-We figured out you do that often,Ed. Eddy-That circus scam we did STUNK!!!! Ed-If only we had a sack of patatos. Edd-Potatoes wouldn't aid us in any way,Ed.Maybe if we had real animals & people performing. Eddy-I GOT IT!!!!Maybe if we asked Rolf if we could borrow his animals & ask Jonny if we can have Plank perfom.IT'S GENIUS!!!!! Ed-Melon,please. Later................................................... Rolf-Yes,you can borrow Rolf animals for your Ed boy zany entertainment,but you must sign the passing of the animals. The Eds signed the pasing. a few hours later....................................................... The kids are reading the signs that say Ringling Eds Ednum & Eddy Circus The Greatest show in the Universe! Kevin-Another circus? Jimmy-It says it has reall animals! Sarah-sarcasticalI bet! Jonny-Plank's preforming in it! All-Wow!!!NEATO!!! Plank-................................................. The Eds sat at a desk that sold tickets. Everyone bought tickets. Eddy-They fell for it!Come on boys.Let's go get Jawbreakers! Edd & Ed-dancingCOINS FOR JAWBREAKERS !!!ALRIGHT YES!!! Part 2 The next day........................................... The Eds were debuting the circus.Everyone was in their seats.Everyone was excited. Nazz-This is gonna be so cool!!! Sarah-Circuses are cool!!! Jimmy-Bubbles & Bangles! Rolf-Rolf can not wait for the vagabondliveshowbongisbroadwayshowofanimals to start! Kevin-It's a circus,Rolf. Rolf-Dorks do not quack,Kevin. Edd-with a michraphoneAttention,everyone! All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! The show will start in 5 minutes. All-AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Every one's jaws drop when they see what Ed's riding. Edd-ED!!!!!! All-WOOOOOAAAH. Ed-riding a 40 foot elephant!HI ,GUYS!!! Edd-Ed,Where did you find that packederm? All-Wa?/??Wadid he say??? Edd-Where did you find that elephant Elephant,Ed? Ed-I forget. Eddy-We're ready!The Eds present presented by Circus Eds,The Ringling Eds circus! All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! Eddy-Thank you for comin ya'all.This show will be a lot beter than the other we did.Our first preformer,THE STRONGEST OAF IN THE WORLD!!!!!! All-YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!OH YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! Ed lifts up the elephant. Ed-BOING! All-OOOOOOOOO! Ed-Ed throws the elephant on to Rolf farm; a loud crashing is in the distance. All-large smilesAWWWWW!!!!YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! Rolf-MY FARM!!!!!runs to his Farm Eddy stands in front of a vertical trampoline. Eddy-Now,The International Forgin Jetsetter!!!! All-YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Rolf is running in front of Eddy angrilly,ready to pound him. Rolf-running-EEEEEDDDD BOOOOOOYYYSSSS!!!!!!!!! Rolf is about to punch eddy. Eddy moves away.Rolf smashes onto the trampoline.He flies into the air. Rolf-Arhrodyarhordycasmushcasmushcasmush!!!!!AHR!!CASMUSHEN CASMUSHING!!!!! Rolf explodes into the air like fireworks. All-OOOOH!!!!!!!!YAAYYY!!!! Eddy-WE DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID!!!!IS THAT NUTS OR WHAT????!!!!??? All-YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy-The next act is.............Bungee Jumpin with Plank! All-YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! The Eds pull ups a fake canyon. All-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Plank appears with a bungee cord on the canyon. Jonny-sweating nervouslyOOOOH. Part 3 Plank bungee jumps and the cord brakes. Jonny-AHHHHHHH!!!!jumps in the airI've gottcha, buddy! Everyone cheers as Jonny catches Plank. Eddy-in a michraphoneGive it up for............................... Bang!!!!!!!!* Eddy drops the michraphone,and it brakes. Ed's elephant was going on a rampage!!!!!! Eddy:RuN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone shreiks in terror.They all run away. The elephant runs away. Eddy-IT WAS THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd-No it isn't.It didn't work last time and it didn't work now. Ed-echoingGUYS!!!! I HIT SOMETHING!!!! Eddy-It better be a nail then I'd be happy. The End