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The Story of the Big Fat Bear
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By
Tyler Ferronetti Edd was sleeping.Soon, a big body hovers over his bed. Edd-*screaming*AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1 Ed-Hi,Double
Dee! Edd-Ed? Ed-I can't sleep,Double Dee. Edd-I'll read my book called,Great Big Book of Wonder ful Stories.This
looks like a good story,*reads title*The Big Fat Bear. Ed laughs at the funny title. Edd-*Reading* Once apon an time,there was a crude & rude bear. Eddy-*dressed
as a bear*WHY AM I THE BEAR?!!!?? Edd-Because you're the crudest & rudest person I can think of. Eddy-GRRRRRR!!!!!Hey!Can
I,the Big Fat Bear be a Hollywood movie star?!!?*dressed as Al Pachino from the move, ScarFace*Say Hello to my little
friend!*holds up a gun* Ed-*talking to the readers of the fanfic*My favrit character's the Bear. Edd-He's the only character,Ed. Ed-I
smell it ,too. Eddy-*dressed as the Big Fat Bear*LET'S GET ON WITH THE STOREEEEE!!!!!!! Edd-Okay!Okay!Ahem.*reading*The Big Fat Bear was doing nothing but calling people
names & spitting at many people. Eddy-*dressed as the bear*I AM NOT CALLIN PEOPLE NAMES,DUMEDANDGAGED SPITWAD!!!!!*Spits
at Edd* Edd-EWWWWWW. Edd goes to the bathroom. Ed-*pulls down a sign*Now for a breif intermision. Sign-*************1:00**************** *******************0:59*************** ******************0:58**************** *****************0:57***************** ****************0:56****************** ***************0:55******************* **************0:54******************* ***************0:53****************** ***************0:52****************** ***************0:51****************** ***************0:50***************** ***************0:49***************** ***************0:48***************** ***************0:47***************** **************0:46****************** *************0:45******************* Edd
comes out of the bathroom. sign-**************0:40************** Ed smashes the sign with his vein pounding knuckle. sign-*******$:$%*^^%$$$$$$$********************* The
sign dissapears. Eddy-*dressed as the bear*Now,it's time for the toilet ritual! Ed-COOL. Ed jumps in the story. Ed
& Eddy-*Eddy's dressed as a bear**both of them singing*NA!NA! NA! NA ! NA!NA! NA! NA! NA!NA!NA!NA!!!!!!! Ed jumps out
of the story. Edd-Oh please.Let's read some more.*reading*The Big Fat Bear eats the toilet? Ed-HA!HA!HA!! Edd-*skip many pages and talks to
himself*WHAT A HORRIBLE STORY!AH! This looks better.*reading*The Big Fat Bear groes up & becomes a fine, handsome,polite, young bear. Ed
smiles stupidly & immediatly falls asleep. Ed walks in his sleep back to his house. Edd-*waving* Good bye,Ed.*talking
to himself*I will never read this book again! Edd looks at the real title of the book:Big Book of Crude Stories. Edd-EGADS!*throws
book away* Ed sleepwalks all the way home & gets to his bed. Ed wakes up. Eddy-*dressed in a bear outfit*How
did I do,Ed? Eddy and Ed laugh stupidly. Eddy & Ed-*dressed in a tuxedo and top hats*HA CHA CHA CHA CHA!HA
CHA CHA CHA CHA!CHATITY CHATITY CHA!
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