The Story of the Big Fat Bear

By Tyler Ferronetti
Edd was sleeping.Soon, a big body hovers over his bed.
Edd-*screaming*AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
Ed-Hi,Double Dee!
Edd-Ed?
Ed-I can't sleep,Double Dee.
Edd-I'll read my book called,Great Big Book of Wonder ful Stories.This looks like a good story,*reads title*The Big Fat Bear.
Ed laughs at the funny title.
Edd-*Reading* Once apon an time,there was a crude & rude bear.
Eddy-*dressed as a bear*WHY AM I THE BEAR?!!!??
Edd-Because you're the crudest & rudest person I can think of.
Eddy-GRRRRRR!!!!!Hey!Can I,the Big Fat Bear be a Hollywood movie star?!!?*dressed as Al Pachino from the move, ScarFace*Say Hello to my little friend!*holds up a gun*
Ed-*talking to the readers of the fanfic*My favrit character's the Bear.
Edd-He's the only character,Ed.
Ed-I smell it ,too.
Eddy-*dressed as the Big Fat Bear*LET'S GET ON WITH THE STOREEEEE!!!!!!!
Edd-Okay!Okay!Ahem.*reading*The Big Fat Bear was doing nothing but calling people names & spitting at many people.
Eddy-*dressed as the bear*I AM NOT CALLIN PEOPLE NAMES,DUMEDANDGAGED SPITWAD!!!!!*Spits at Edd*
Edd-EWWWWWW.
Edd goes to the bathroom.
Ed-*pulls down a sign*Now for a breif intermision.
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Edd comes out of the bathroom.
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Ed smashes the sign with his vein pounding knuckle.
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The sign dissapears.
Eddy-*dressed as the bear*Now,it's time for the toilet ritual!
Ed-COOL.
Ed jumps in the story.
Ed & Eddy-*Eddy's dressed as a bear**both of them singing*NA!NA! NA! NA ! NA!NA! NA! NA! NA!NA!NA!NA!!!!!!!
Ed jumps out of the story.
Edd-Oh please.Let's read some more.*reading*The Big Fat Bear eats the toilet?
Ed-HA!HA!HA!!
Edd-*skip many pages and talks to himself*WHAT A HORRIBLE STORY!AH! This looks better.*reading*The Big Fat Bear groes up & becomes a fine, handsome,polite,
young bear.
Ed smiles stupidly & immediatly falls asleep.
Ed walks in his sleep back to his house.
Edd-*waving* Good bye,Ed.*talking to himself*I will never read this book again!
Edd looks at the real title of the book:Big Book of Crude Stories.
Edd-EGADS!*throws book away*
Ed sleepwalks all the way home & gets to his bed.
Ed wakes up.
Eddy-*dressed in a bear outfit*How did I do,Ed?
Eddy and Ed laugh stupidly.
Eddy & Ed-*dressed in a tuxedo and top hats*HA CHA CHA CHA CHA!HA CHA CHA CHA CHA!CHATITY CHATITY CHA!
The End


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *The Story of the Big Fat Bear*



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		The Story of the Big Fat Bear By Tyler Ferronetti Edd was sleeping.Soon, a big body hovers over his bed. Edd-screamingAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1 Ed-Hi,Double Dee! Edd-Ed? Ed-I can't sleep,Double Dee. Edd-I'll read my book called,Great Big Book of Wonder ful Stories.This looks like a good story,reads titleThe Big Fat Bear. Ed laughs at the funny title. Edd-Reading Once apon an time,there was a crude & rude bear. Eddy-dressed as a bearWHY AM I THE BEAR?!!!?? Edd-Because you're the crudest & rudest person I can think of. Eddy-GRRRRRR!!!!!Hey!Can I,the Big Fat Bear be a Hollywood movie star?!!?dressed as Al Pachino from the move, ScarFaceSay Hello to my little friend!holds up a gun Ed-talking to the readers of the fanficMy favrit character's the Bear. Edd-He's the only character,Ed. Ed-I smell it ,too. Eddy-dressed as the Big Fat BearLET'S GET ON WITH THE STOREEEEE!!!!!!! Edd-Okay!Okay!Ahem.readingThe Big Fat Bear was doing nothing but calling people names & spitting at many people. Eddy-dressed as the bearI AM NOT CALLIN PEOPLE NAMES,DUMEDANDGAGED SPITWAD!!!!!Spits at Edd Edd-EWWWWWW. Edd goes to the bathroom. Ed-pulls down a signNow for a breif intermision. Sign-***********1:00************ ***************0:59*********** **************0:58************ *************0:57************* ************0:56************** ***********0:55*************** **********0:54*************** ***********0:53************** ***********0:52************** ***********0:51************** ***********0:50************* ***********0:49************* ***********0:48************* ***********0:47************* **********0:46************** *********0:45*************** Edd comes out of the bathroom. sign-**********0:40********** Ed smashes the sign with his vein pounding knuckle. sign-****$:$%^^%$$$$$$$********************* The sign dissapears. Eddy-dressed as the bearNow,it's time for the toilet ritual! Ed-COOL. Ed jumps in the story. Ed & Eddy-Eddy's dressed as a bearboth of them singingNA!NA! NA! NA ! NA!NA! NA! NA! NA!NA!NA!NA!!!!!!! Ed jumps out of the story. Edd-Oh please.Let's read some more.readingThe Big Fat Bear eats the toilet? Ed-HA!HA!HA!! Edd-skip many pages and talks to himselfWHAT A HORRIBLE STORY!AH! This looks better.readingThe Big Fat Bear groes up & becomes a fine, handsome,polite, young bear. Ed smiles stupidly & immediatly falls asleep. Ed walks in his sleep back to his house. Edd-waving Good bye,Ed.talking to himselfI will never read this book again! Edd looks at the real title of the book:Big Book of Crude Stories. Edd-EGADS!throws book away Ed sleepwalks all the way home & gets to his bed. Ed wakes up. Eddy-dressed in a bear outfitHow did I do,Ed? Eddy and Ed laugh stupidly. Eddy & Ed-dressed in a tuxedo and top hatsHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!HA CHA CHA CHA CHA!CHATITY CHATITY CHA! The End