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Nazz's Got a Date with a Vampire
By
Tyler Ferronetti
Rated PG-13(Intense parts& Blood & Violence)
Nazz was chatting with Kevin.
The Eds were
staring.
Edd-I heard a new person came to the cul-de-sac.
Eddy-Who?
Edd-I don't know.
Ed-WHERE?!?!?
The Eds
stare at Ed.
A kid walks up to Kevin & Nazz.He had stripes of brow & blond hair.He was tall & very handsome.
Kid-Hi
my name is Calvin,Calvin Van Helsing.
Edd-GASP!
Eddy & Ed-COOOOL.
Nazz-*laughing*Hi,I'm Nazz.
Calvin-You're
very beautiful!
Nazz-*chuckles*Thanks.
Calvin-Uhh.....I bought two tickets to the carnival.
Nazz-YOU MEAN THE ONE
TONIGHT AT THE CANDY STORE??!!!???
Calvin-Yeah.Do you wanna come?
Nazz-I'D LOVE TO!
Kevin frowns.
Kevin-*frowing*My
name's Kevin
Calvin-*slyly*Yes I'm sure you are.
Calvin walks off.
Edd-Oh My!NAZZ HAS A DATE WITH A VAMPIRE!!!!
Eddy-A
vampire?!?How da ya know?
Edd-His last name is Van Helsing! A lot of fictional vampires have a last name called,Van Helsing!
Eddy-Let's
sneak into his house for proof!
Ed-Let's drive to the city,fellas!
In Calvin's house............................................
Eddy-Look's
normal to me.
Edd-Isn't it odd that he lives by himself in a masion?
Eddy-Oh...UM...I guess.
Edd-*points*LOOK!!!!!!
The
Eds stare at a 7 foot coffin.IT'S EVEN GLOWING!!!!
Eddy-OH MY GOD!!!
Ed-I'm scared,Eddy!!
Edd-A lot of us are,Ed.
Ed-We
must save Nazz from this creature of Darkness!!!!
The Eds stare at Ed.
Later...........................................
Kevin-No
way!That Calvin kid is a vampire?!?
Edd-Yes!We saw a coffin in his mansion!
Ed & Eddy shake their heads.
Kevin-I
never liked that kid when he first layed eyes on Nazz!
Ed-*triumphant music playing*We must save Nazz from the........................
Eddy-We
heard alreafy,Ed!
Later,at night,at the carnival(10:25Pm)..................................................
Nazz was
with Calvin in line for a 235 foot roller coster called,"The Colassal Jawbreaker."
Calvin-Having fun,Nazz?
Nazz-Yes.
Calvin-Nazz?
Nazz-Yes?
Calvin's
eyes glow red.
Calvin-*in a hypnotic voice* Look Deep Into My Eyes
Look Deep! Deeeeeep!!!
Look into my eyes.
Nazz was totally hypnotized by him!
Calvin looks in back of him.
Eddy-Hi we're Ed, Edd
N Eddy.
Kevin-*frowing*And I'm Kevin!
Calvin-*frowning*Ho Ho,kiddies.
Eddy-We're on to your secret,butthead!!!!
Calvin-*frowning*Oh,really?
*calling*NAZZ!!!COME!!
Nazz walks up to him.
Calvin grabs Nazz.
Calvin-YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!*flies off into the
night with Nazz*
Eddy-OH MAN!HE'S got Nazz hypnotized!!
Ed-*triuphant music playing*We Must..................
Edd & Eddy & Kevin-WE
HEARD!!!!
They run back into the cul-de-sac & take a short cut into the woods.
Cobwebs,branches, trees, dangling
in front of them.
They arrived in the cul-dse-sac at 11:00.They went into Calvin's Mansion.
Edd-*points at Calvin*LOOK!!!!
Calvin
floats in the air and shows fangs!
Eddy-I knew it.
Calvin grabs Ed
Ed-HELP!!
Calvin-*in a deep voice showing
fangs,red eyes, & floats in the air*GIVE ME NAZZ OF ED BECOMES A VAMPIRE PRINCE!!!!!!
Eddy-OH MAN!*thinks really hard*Okay!You can take Nazz.
Kevin,Ed
& Edd gasps.
Edd-Eddy!
Eddy-I have a plan.
Kevin-Yes!
When Calvin wasn't looking,Eddy drags his coffin outside.
Calvin-MY
COFFIN!!!!
Everyone runs after Eddy.
Calvin-GIVE ME THE COFFIN!!!!!!!!!
Eddy-Give us Nazz first!
Calvin-ALRIGHT!ALRIGHT!!!
Eddy-Yes!!!*gives
the coffin to Calvin*
Calvin grabs Ed.
Calvin laughs evily!
Calvin-Now
I have my coffin,Nazz,And the fanale'!I'm turnin Ed into a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!
Edd &Eddy-NO!!!!!!!!
Kevin-NOT
THE DORK!!!!
Eddy kicks Nazz and she comes out of the trance.
Nazz-WHAT HAPPENED!???!!
Eddy-Calvin's a vampire!
Just
as Calvin's about to bite Ed in the neck,
NAZZ KICKS CALVIN INTO HIS COFFIN.
Nazz-So,you're a vampire?
Calvin-YES!!
She slams the coffin door.She takes a staple
gun and stapled the coffin door shut.
Calvin-*in
the coffin,banging on the door*LET ME OUT!LET ME OUT!
Kevin-Just a minute.
Kevin sticks a sharp meatal steak into
the coffin and right through CALVIN!!!
Blood and guts gushes out of his body,with blood vomiting out of his mouth.
Calvin-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin lies in the coffin Dead!
Eddy-GOOD
WORK ,KEVIN!!!
Ed-*pours Chunky Puffs on the coffin*He's hungry agian,Eddy.
Eddy-*laughing*HAHAA!!!!Nice on,Ed!
Nazz-Guys,thanks
for saving me!Who found out Calvin was a vampire?
Edd raids his hand.
Nazz kisses Edd!
Kevin frowns jelaously.
Eddy
pushes the coffin down the waterfall ni Peach Creek.
2 weeks later.......................................
Edd-I've checked
the lake for 2 weeks.All that's left are his bones.
Eddy-Great!!!!!
Edd-I hope we don't fight anymore vampires.
Eddy-You
said it.
Ed-I smell it,too.
The Eds stare at Ed.
Jonny-*in a vampire costume with Plank.*I vant to suck yar blood!
The
Eds scream & run away.
The End
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