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AOBBE(Association of Badly Beaten
Eds)
FIGHT ONE
KEVIN VS JESSIE JAMES
Daria: Hello, and welcome to the first fight of the AOBBE! In THIS
corner!.....From Ed Edd N Eddy, the master name-caller, Kevin!
*Camera shows Kevin standing proudly*
Emily: And in
THIS Corner.... The master builder of Monster Garage, head of West Coast Choppers, Jessie James!
*Camera shows Jessie
James showing off his Tattoos*
Daria: Oh, I just adore Jessie's laid-back personality!
Emily: I believe you blabbed
that to Blake once.
Daria: Oh yeah, I did. Anyway, let's have a word with the opponents!
Jessie James: I am
gonna beat this little brat to the ground. I have more experience than the little bastard. I am gonna beat the
*Beep* out of him.
Kevin: Take that back, old man!
Jessie: Dude, I'm in my twenties!
Kevin: Shut up!
Daria:
Ooh, Jessie's young, too...
Emily: Uh...moving right along..Get ready for the fight! Kevin and Jessie will be racing
from the arena starting line to the cul-de-sac and back! Kevin will be riding the traditional bike and Jessie on a Chopper
from his own company!
Daria: and we're back
with part 2! The race is about to begin!
Emily: and they're off, with Jessie in the lead! He seems pretty
confident!
Daria: But Kevin's coming up from behind! He speeds ahead!
Emily: But that doesn't seem to bug Jessie!
He just smoothly cruises ahead! I guess there's an advantage to having a motor on your bike!
Daria: Oh! Jessie
just narrowly made that turn!
Emily: Kevin's straining to get in front and sees the Eds taunting him in the audience!
He loses control! And Jessie crosses the finish line!
The outcome...
JESSIE JAMES
leaves
KEVIN
in the
dust.
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