Journey to the Center of the Ed

Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us

Journey to the Center of the Ed

By Blake and Emily
Part 1 By Blake
Eddy:We have 3 quaters!
Edd:Great.
Ed:Quandary good for Ed.
Eddy:Let's celebrate.
Edd:How?
Eddy:By getting Jawbreakers at the candy store.
Edd:Oh.
At the candy store..................................................
Eddy:We're here!
Edd:Come on Ed.
Ed:*stares at a quater*What a pretty quat..........*swallows the quater*
Eddy:OH NO!
Edd:National Geographic is being canceled?!?
Eddy:Ed swallowed a quater!!!
Edd:So?
Eddy:We'll be fighting over the second Jawbreaker and we'll be a Jawbreaker short!!!!!!!
Edd:Fine,if we must. We have to make machines in ourder to go in his body.Let's get down to bissinuess!I always wanted to say that.
Edd:Fine,but you better not call me nurse.

Part 2 by Emily (Edd's Angel =\)

Edd: *building on somthing*

Eddy: Hurry iy up will ya!

Edd: Eddy, the system of the body can be very protective! We have to be able to survive it. And we have a choice, either Eddy and I shrink or we make Ed bigger.

Edd: Yes, but that would cause a ruckus wouldn't it?

Eddy: Then just make us small, but hurry up will ya!

So Edd finished working on everything.

Edd: Now Ed this'll put you to sleep *puts a mask on Ed*

Ed: Haha! ha...ha... *falls asleep*

Edd: Come on Eddy, that will only keep him asleep for so long! Now... just get in this machine and it will automatically make us smaller. *Puts on a suit that keeps him clean* I suggest you put this one Eddy! *gives him one*

Eddy: *sigh, puts it on* *they get in*

Eddy: Yea yea whatever. Let's just get the quarter!

*they shrink down and head inside him through his mouth*

Edd: Wow!!! Look at this Eddy! This is a major discovery!

Eddy: Yea who cares...

Edd: This can get us millions!!!

Eddy: MILLIONS?!?!?!

Part 3
Edd:HIS TONSILS!!!!!!!
Eddy:You're kidding.LET'S MOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:Fine, geez.
Later.......................................................
Eddy:Are we there yet?
Edd:Almost.
Edd notices something.
Edd:Hey,I took a wrong turn.This is where Ed's brain should be.Where is it?
Eddy:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Edd:It doesn't make sense!It should be here!!!!!!!
Eddy:Explans a lot.
Edd finds a way.
Edd:This should take us here.
Later..............................................................
Eddy:GREAT!!!!!We're in the nose.
The machine they're driving in stops.
Eddy:DOIUBLE DEE,DRIVE IT!!!!!!
Edd:It won't work.We're sinking!!!!
Eddy:In what?*sees it*Uh oh.
Edd & Eddy:BOOGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back where Ed was sleeping..............................
Ed:*singing*I've got people inside me!I've got people inside me!!
Back in the nose..........................
Eddy:WHAT'LL WE DO?!!!!!!?

Edd: The engine's not strong enough!

Eddy: Well it's not like well have to dig out!

Edd: Well if that's possible... that or we can go the rest of the way on foot.

Eddy: We'll still get stuck Double D!

*Ed sniffs and swallows making Edd and Eddy go down to his stomach*

Edd: Or we can do that!

Eddy: Yea.. What is this place?!?! *looks around and see's a ton of odd objects*

Edd & Eddy see big food.
Edd:If we shrunk the food the size compard to us right now,we'll end world
hunger.
Eddy:That's beautiful,Double Dee.......
Edd:Thank you,Eddy.Now,get .........
Eddy:....but not right now!
The drive in.Then a 100 mile per hour wind comes.
Edd:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:WHAT?!!?
Edd:ED'S ABOUT TO FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed farts them out.
Eddy:AW MAN!!!
Edd:There's only one thing to do.
Eddy:What?
Edd:Go back in.
Eddy:Great.Not again.
They start up again in the nose.

Eddy: Wait a second Double D... how can we go into the nose without the ship working?

Edd: Well Eddy, since the ship has come out along with us I can try to repair it... *tries to repair it* There! I think that should do it!

*they get in and go up the nose*

Edd: *quietly* Careful Eddy any movement can cause Ed to sneeze which will force us back out again.

Eddy: Yea Yea Yea... We were so close to the quarter!

*they got out of the nose and started heading down the throat*

Eddy: Double D! If I do anything will something bad happen!

Edd: Eddy! The body is very Hi-Tech!

Author's Note: Some parts of this conclusion may be disgusting.
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Later at the stomach.............
Eddy:I knew chillin' out would work.
Edd:Eddy,the stomach leads to the small and large intestines.
Eddy:So?
Edd:WE'LL BE GETTING POOPED OUT OF ED'S BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:Jawbreakers?!?
Edd:I'm not sure.
                              BOOM!!!!!
Edd:Uh oh.
Eddy:What?
Edd:Ed fart*the vechicle zooms at 100 miles per hour* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:Jeez.We zipped through the intestines.
Edd:*scared look*Eddy.
Eddy:What?
Edd:*points to a hole*
They look down to see toilet water.
Edd:INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd & Eddy:AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:I have a portible Lazer beam.
            BLTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They got out of Ed's body and got back to regular size just on time.
Ed:Hi Guys!!!!!!!
Edd:May we have a bath.*Browns stuff are all over Edd and Eddy.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author's Note:Gross!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
15 minutes later........................................
Eddy:Now we hae 2 jawbreakers!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:Huh?
Eddy:I bought 2 with the 2 quaters.Untill I realized I FERGOT ONE!!!!!Then,a few seconds later,I saw Ed swallowing the quater.
Flashback:(It shows the Eds and everything else in black & white in this flashback)
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Ed:Ha ha ha....UMPH!!!*swallows quater*
Eddy:*low-slow motion voice*NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ed:Quater?!!!!?Where?
Eddy:What are we gonna do?It's uneaqul.
Edd:I got an idea.How about.........................
1 hour later...........................................................
Eddy:Get Jawbreakers.Only 75 cents.
Jonny:Here you go,Eddy.
Rolf:Yes,a fine deal.Here.
2 minuets later....................................
Eddy:We're at the candy store!!!!Now we can each have each 2 jawbreakers.
Later..............................................................
Eddy:I got the jawbreakers.
Edd:You have only 5 when you should have 6.
Eddy:WHAT?!!!?
Ed:HA HA HA HA!!!Look at the pretty quat....*swallows quater*
Eddy:OH NO!!!!!
Edd:Not again.
                                             The
                                             End


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		Journey to the Center of the Ed By Blake and Emily Part 1 By Blake Eddy:We have 3 quaters! Edd:Great. Ed:Quandary good for Ed. Eddy:Let's celebrate. Edd:How? Eddy:By getting Jawbreakers at the candy store. Edd:Oh. At the candy store.................................................. Eddy:We're here! Edd:Come on Ed. Ed:stares at a quaterWhat a pretty quat..........swallows the quater Eddy:OH NO! Edd:National Geographic is being canceled?!? Eddy:Ed swallowed a quater!!! Edd:So? Eddy:We'll be fighting over the second Jawbreaker and we'll be a Jawbreaker short!!!!!!! Edd:Fine,if we must. We have to make machines in ourder to go in his body.Let's get down to bissinuess!I always wanted to say that. Edd:Fine,but you better not call me nurse. Part 2 by Emily (Edd's Angel =\) In Edd's garage Edd: building on somthing Eddy: Hurry iy up will ya! Edd: Eddy, the system of the body can be very protective! We have to be able to survive it. And we have a choice, either Eddy and I shrink or we make Ed bigger. Ed: I WANNA BE BIG! Edd: Yes, but that would cause a ruckus wouldn't it? Eddy: Then just make us small, but hurry up will ya! So Edd finished working on everything. Edd: Now Ed this'll put you to sleep puts a mask on Ed Ed: Haha! ha...ha... falls asleep Edd: Come on Eddy, that will only keep him asleep for so long! Now... just get in this machine and it will automatically make us smaller. Puts on a suit that keeps him clean I suggest you put this one Eddy! gives him one Eddy: sigh, puts it on they get in Edd: Ready Eddy? Eddy: Yea yea whatever. Let's just get the quarter! they shrink down and head inside him through his mouth Edd: Wow!!! Look at this Eddy! This is a major discovery! Eddy: Yea who cares... Edd: This can get us millions!!! Eddy: MILLIONS?!?!?! Part 3 Edd:HIS TONSILS!!!!!!! Eddy:You're kidding.LET'S MOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:Fine, geez. Later....................................................... Eddy:Are we there yet? Edd:Almost. Edd notices something. Edd:Hey,I took a wrong turn.This is where Ed's brain should be.Where is it? Eddy:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Edd:It doesn't make sense!It should be here!!!!!!! Eddy:Explans a lot. Edd finds a way. Edd:This should take us here. Later.............................................................. Eddy:GREAT!!!!!We're in the nose. The machine they're driving in stops. Eddy:DOIUBLE DEE,DRIVE IT!!!!!! Edd:It won't work.We're sinking!!!! Eddy:In what?sees itUh oh. Edd & Eddy:BOOGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back where Ed was sleeping.............................. Ed:singingI've got people inside me!I've got people inside me!! Back in the nose.......................... Eddy:WHAT'LL WE DO?!!!!!!? Part 4 Edd: The engine's not strong enough! Eddy: Well it's not like well have to dig out! Edd: Well if that's possible... that or we can go the rest of the way on foot. Eddy: We'll still get stuck Double D! Ed sniffs and swallows making Edd and Eddy go down to his stomach Edd/Eddy: AHHH!!! they land Edd: Or we can do that! Eddy: Yea.. What is this place?!?! looks around and see's a ton of odd objects Part 5 Edd & Eddy see big food. Edd:If we shrunk the food the size compard to us right now,we'll end world hunger. Eddy:That's beautiful,Double Dee....... Edd:Thank you,Eddy.Now,get ......... Eddy:....but not right now! The drive in.Then a 100 mile per hour wind comes. Edd:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:WHAT?!!? Edd:ED'S ABOUT TO FART!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed farts them out. Eddy:AW MAN!!! Edd:There's only one thing to do. Eddy:What? Edd:Go back in. Eddy:Great.Not again. They start up again in the nose. Part 6 Eddy: Wait a second Double D... how can we go into the nose without the ship working? Edd: Well Eddy, since the ship has come out along with us I can try to repair it... tries to repair it There! I think that should do it! they get in and go up the nose Edd: quietly Careful Eddy any movement can cause Ed to sneeze which will force us back out again. Eddy: Yea Yea Yea... We were so close to the quarter! Edd: Quiet Eddy! they got out of the nose and started heading down the throat Edd: Now if you... Eddy: Double D! If I do anything will something bad happen! Edd: Eddy! The body is very Hi-Tech! Eddy: Hmm... Author's Note: Some parts of this conclusion may be disgusting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later at the stomach............. Eddy:I knew chillin' out would work. Edd:Eddy,the stomach leads to the small and large intestines. Eddy:So? Edd:WE'LL BE GETTING POOPED OUT OF ED'S BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:Jawbreakers?!? Edd:I'm not sure. BOOM!!!!! Edd:Uh oh. Eddy:What? Edd:Ed fartthe vechicle zooms at 100 miles per hour EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:Jeez.We zipped through the intestines. Edd:scared lookEddy. Eddy:What? Edd:points to a hole They look down to see toilet water. Edd:INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!! Edd & Eddy:AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:I have a portible Lazer beam. BLTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They got out of Ed's body and got back to regular size just on time. Ed:Hi Guys!!!!!!! Edd:May we have a bath.Browns stuff are all over Edd and Eddy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author's Note:Gross!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15 minutes later........................................ Eddy:Now we hae 2 jawbreakers!!!!!!!!!! Edd:Huh? Eddy:I bought 2 with the 2 quaters.Untill I realized I FERGOT ONE!!!!!Then,a few seconds later,I saw Ed swallowing the quater. Flashback:(It shows the Eds and everything else in black & white in this flashback) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ed:Ha ha ha....UMPH!!!swallows quater Eddy:low-slow motion voiceNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ed:Quater?!!!!?Where? Eddy:What are we gonna do?It's uneaqul. Edd:I got an idea.How about......................... 1 hour later........................................................... Eddy:Get Jawbreakers.Only 75 cents. Jonny:Here you go,Eddy. Rolf:Yes,a fine deal.Here. 2 minuets later.................................... Eddy:We're at the candy store!!!!Now we can each have each 2 jawbreakers. Later.............................................................. Eddy:I got the jawbreakers. Edd:You have only 5 when you should have 6. Eddy:WHAT?!!!? Ed:HA HA HA HA!!!Look at the pretty quat....swallows quater Eddy:OH NO!!!!! Edd:Not again. The End