Ed Bash

By Daria & Tyler
Part 1 *
By Daria
*Daria is at her house sorting invitations.She goes to the mailbox and puts the invites in, not knowing that Eddy's and Kevin's fall to the sidewalk and gets carried away in the teeth of a weasel*
*the next day.........*
Edd:*holding an invite*Oh! Daria's throwing a party!
Ed-My name is Ed.*smells invite*
Eddy:Hey!Where's mine!?
Edd:*ignoring Eddy*Daria's house is amazing!There's a football table,sterioes, a disco ball, a 36-inch flat screen TV with DVD player,and Petrifeid body parts in jars!
Eddy:Does anybody hear me?
Part 2
By Tyler
Later that night.................................
Everyone is in Daria's house in costumes.
Nazz-I heard she has a neat room.
Ed-Yeah.She has snacks-AND RED!!!!
Eddy & Kevin-Daria,why didn't we get an invite?
Daria-*not in a good mood*BEACAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LAME!!!!!!
Eddy & Kevin-*making sad puppy dog faces*LAME??!!!???
Eddy& Kevin run into the woods crying.
Daria-WAIT!!!I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!I THINK YOU GUYS ARE CUTE!!SOMTHIN MUSTOF HAPPENED TO YOUR INVITE!!!!!
In the woods....................................
Eddy-*sobbing*I can't belive she would do this.FOR ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!
Kevin-I know.We can think of a plan to get into her house!
Eddy-AND KILL HER!!!!!!
Eddy & Kevin-REVENGE!!!!*high fives each other*

Part 3
by Daria
*at the party..................*
Daria:*dressed as a dark angel*Okay,everyone,let's crank up the music!*turns on Totally hits 2003*
*outside Daria's house.........*
Eddy:Okay,we find a way inside,and crash the party!
Kevin:Right.
*at a little doghouse by Daria's house,3 yipping weener dogs and a huge shiba inu run outside and chase Eddy and Kevin away.*
*in Daria's house..........*
Daria:*flips her hair and smiles ar Rolf(no guys can resist the hair-flip and smile)*You know,in America,american girls are just crazy for foreign dudes...............
Part 4
By Tyler
Rolf pulls Daria up by her neck and kisses her- ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!
Daria-*freaking out*EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Daria sticks her head in the punch bowl.
Everyone laughs.
Daria-STOP LAUGHIN AT ME!!!*makes kill gesture with her neck*
Everyone stops laughing.
outside................................................
Kevin-*watching through the window*Hey,Daria's my girl!!!
Eddy pulls Kevin out of the window.
Eddy-Shudup,bigmouth.You'll blow our cover.Get ready.
Everyone was having fun at the party until.........................................
KEVIN AND EDDY BREAK THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!
Everyone screams.
Eddy goes up to Daria.
Eddy-*holds up a gun*Say hello to my little friend.
Everyone gasps.
Daria sweats nerviously..............................

Part 5
By Tyler
Ed puts a cork in Eddy's gun.
Eddy presses the gun.It explodes.
Eddy is full of ashes.Everyone laughs.
Eddy frowns embaressed.
Daria-Nice try guys.You can stay.
Eddy-AWSOME!!!!!
Kevin-COOL!!!
Eddy-Where will we sit?*puckers his lips*
Daria frowns.
Later................................................
Daria-How's the party,boys?
Eddy and Kevin-*stuck in an airvent frowning*Just fine.
Eddy-This is stupid.
Kevin-I guess we deserve this.
Everyone starts dancing.
Ed-*singing & dancing*COME ON EVR'YBODY!!!!!!
Everyone-*singing & dancing*DO THE CHIKEN!!!!
Ed-*singing and brak dancing*COME ON EVR'YBODY!!!!!
Everyone-*singing & dancing*DO THE CHICKENNNNNNNN!!!!YAY!!!
Later..................................
Edd-That was fun!
Nazz-Not for Eddy and Kevin.They were bein imature.
Eddy and Kevin-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah-Ya.*points*Those fatheads?
Nazz-Yes.
Later everyone talked and Daria gave a tour of her house.
Later, at 11:00PM,everyone went home.
The End
Eddy & Kevin-DARIA!Yo hoo!!You forgot to take us out of the airvent!!!!


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		Ed Bash By Daria & Tyler Part 1 * By Daria Daria is at her house sorting invitations.She goes to the mailbox and puts the invites in, not knowing that Eddy's and Kevin's fall to the sidewalk and gets carried away in the teeth of a weasel the next day......... Edd:holding an inviteOh! Daria's throwing a party! Ed-My name is Ed.smells invite Eddy:Hey!Where's mine!? Edd:ignoring EddyDaria's house is amazing!There's a football table,sterioes, a disco ball, a 36-inch flat screen TV with DVD player,and Petrifeid body parts in jars! Eddy:Does anybody hear me? Part 2 By Tyler Later that night................................. Everyone is in Daria's house in costumes. Nazz-I heard she has a neat room. Ed-Yeah.She has snacks-AND RED!!!! Eddy & Kevin-Daria,why didn't we get an invite? Daria-not in a good moodBEACAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LAME!!!!!! Eddy & Kevin-making sad puppy dog facesLAME??!!!??? Eddy& Kevin run into the woods crying. Daria-WAIT!!!I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!I THINK YOU GUYS ARE CUTE!!SOMTHIN MUSTOF HAPPENED TO YOUR INVITE!!!!! In the woods.................................... Eddy-sobbingI can't belive she would do this.FOR ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!! Kevin-I know.We can think of a plan to get into her house! Eddy-AND KILL HER!!!!!! Eddy & Kevin-REVENGE!!!!high fives each other Part 3 by Daria at the party.................. Daria:dressed as a dark angelOkay,everyone,let's crank up the music!turns on Totally hits 2003 outside Daria's house......... Eddy:Okay,we find a way inside,and crash the party! Kevin:Right. at a little doghouse by Daria's house,3 yipping weener dogs and a huge shiba inu run outside and chase Eddy and Kevin away. in Daria's house.......... Daria:flips her hair and smiles ar Rolf(no guys can resist the hair-flip and smile)You know,in America,american girls are just crazy for foreign dudes............... Part 4 By Tyler Rolf pulls Daria up by her neck and kisses her- ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!! Daria-freaking outEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Daria sticks her head in the punch bowl. Everyone laughs. Daria-STOP LAUGHIN AT ME!!!makes kill gesture with her neck Everyone stops laughing. outside................................................ Kevin-watching through the windowHey,Daria's my girl!!! Eddy pulls Kevin out of the window. Eddy-Shudup,bigmouth.You'll blow our cover.Get ready. Everyone was having fun at the party until......................................... KEVIN AND EDDY BREAK THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!! Everyone screams. Eddy goes up to Daria. Eddy-holds up a gunSay hello to my little friend. Everyone gasps. Daria sweats nerviously.............................. Part 5 By Tyler Ed puts a cork in Eddy's gun. Eddy presses the gun.It explodes. Eddy is full of ashes.Everyone laughs. Eddy frowns embaressed. Daria-Nice try guys.You can stay. Eddy-AWSOME!!!!! Kevin-COOL!!! Eddy-Where will we sit?puckers his lips Daria frowns. Later................................................ Daria-How's the party,boys? Eddy and Kevin-stuck in an airvent frowningJust fine. Eddy-This is stupid. Kevin-I guess we deserve this. Everyone starts dancing. Ed-singing & dancingCOME ON EVR'YBODY!!!!!! Everyone-singing & dancingDO THE CHIKEN!!!! Ed-singing and brak dancingCOME ON EVR'YBODY!!!!! Everyone-singing & dancingDO THE CHICKENNNNNNNN!!!!YAY!!! Later.................................. Edd-That was fun! Nazz-Not for Eddy and Kevin.They were bein imature. Eddy and Kevin-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Sarah-Ya.pointsThose fatheads? Nazz-Yes. Later everyone talked and Daria gave a tour of her house. Later, at 11:00PM,everyone went home. The End Eddy & Kevin-DARIA!Yo hoo!!You forgot to take us out of the airvent!!!!