HorrEd Story

(the Kankers have forced the Eds to go on dates with them)
Lee:So Eddy,what do you want to fo today?

Eddy:I don't want to do anything!

Lee:Let's go get lunch!
(walk over to restaurant)
Lee:HEY!WAITER!GET OVA HERE!
(no one comes)
Lee:HEY-YOU!

Eddy:I can't believeI'm here right now...

Lee:I want some food!

Eddy:Then sit down already!

Lee:Hey!Are you yellin' at me?

Eddy:(backing up)No!

Lee:Good.Now SIT DOWN!!!
(meanwhile,Marie is with Double D)
Marie:So boyfriend,what do you want to do?

Double D:Go home.

Marie:Ok!Let's go to your house!

Double D:No!That's not what I meant!
(Marie drags Double D to his house)
Marie:(picks up lamp)What's this?(drops it)Oops.

Double D:My lamp!

Marie:Hey,a plant!

Double D:No!Don't touch that!

Marie:Oops.Oh,ants!Ew!

Double D:(throws himself in front of ants)Have some decency!This is MY
property,and right now you are invading MY personal space!Please refrain from
touching my things!

Marie:(pauses)You're so cute when you're angry!
(Double D groans)
(meanwhile,Ed and May are together)
Ed:You are like an annoying evil space monkey!

May:You are such a sweetie!

Ed:I am?

May:Yes!Now come on!We're going swimming!

Ed:But evil space monkeys can't swim!

May:That reminds me,we need a picture first!
(grabs a camera)
May:Say cheese!

Ed:Cheese grows on trees!Eddy told me that.
(camera flashes)
Ed:(sways)Woah.I see little spots!

May:Come on,boyfriend!
(May leaves)
Ed:Coming!
(sways again.tries to walk and hits a tree.falls)
Ed:Ow!Hey,now I see stars too!


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *HorrEd Story*



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		HorrEd Story (the Kankers have forced the Eds to go on dates with them) Lee:So Eddy,what do you want to fo today? Eddy:I don't want to do anything! Lee:Let's go get lunch! (walk over to restaurant) Lee:HEY!WAITER!GET OVA HERE! (no one comes) Lee:HEY-YOU! Eddy:I can't believeI'm here right now... Lee:I want some food! Eddy:Then sit down already! Lee:Hey!Are you yellin' at me? Eddy:(backing up)No! Lee:Good.Now SIT DOWN!!! (meanwhile,Marie is with Double D) Marie:So boyfriend,what do you want to do? Double D:Go home. Marie:Ok!Let's go to your house! Double D:No!That's not what I meant! (Marie drags Double D to his house) Marie:(picks up lamp)What's this?(drops it)Oops. Double D:My lamp! Marie:Hey,a plant! Double D:No!Don't touch that! Marie:Oops.Oh,ants!Ew! Double D:(throws himself in front of ants)Have some decency!This is MY property,and right now you are invading MY personal space!Please refrain from touching my things! Marie:(pauses)You're so cute when you're angry! (Double D groans) (meanwhile,Ed and May are together) Ed:You are like an annoying evil space monkey! May:You are such a sweetie! Ed:I am? May:Yes!Now come on!We're going swimming! Ed:But evil space monkeys can't swim! May:That reminds me,we need a picture first! (grabs a camera) May:Say cheese! Ed:Cheese grows on trees!Eddy told me that. (camera flashes) Ed:(sways)Woah.I see little spots! May:Come on,boyfriend! (May leaves) Ed:Coming! (sways again.tries to walk and hits a tree.falls) Ed:Ow!Hey,now I see stars too!