PaintED

by Anonymous

At AKA Cartoons, the red guy had stolen a paintbrush that was meant for cartoons.

Red Guy:Oops, looks like this little paintbrush has been abandoned, well don't worry paintbrush, I'll be you're new dad.

Meanwhile at the cul-de-sac, The Eds were pacing with nervousness after reading this fanfic.

Eddy: Well, where's all th havoc? I'll bet that fanfic was just a load of malarkey. (Suddenly, the red guy swooped by and everything was turned psychedelic colors.) Okay, maybe not.

Author: See, I told you he'd come.

Eddy: Go back to your desk, you're supposed to be working behind the scenes.

Author: All right, all right. What a grouch.

Ed: Cool, everything's been mutated by an evil hippy beaver.

Red Guy: Hmmmm, the yellow one seems to like idiotic horror movies. Well, let's see how he likes being something out of one.

He sneaks over to Ed and makes him look like that creature Daffy Duck got turned into that one time (A flower collar, polka-dot body and a tail with a screwball flag on it.)

Edd: Ed, what just happened?

Ed: Umm, I forget.

Edd: We've got to do something.

Ed: I'll go to Idaho and get a sack of toenail trimmings.

Edd: I could make a paintbrush.

Eddy: And I'll... watch you guys.

Meanwhile, the red guy was making all the houses look like fish and chips.

Red guy: Helloooooo, just making more mischief. IT'S A COMPULSIVE THING, WHAT CAN I SAY?

Just as he was "redesigning" Nazz's house the Ed's came with their paintbrush. When Edd explained what the brush was for, Red made a run for it. When he got to the candy store he was a good ways away from the Ed's, but they were still hot on his trail. He painted a jawbreaker outside of the candy store. When Eddy saw it, he ate it with little regard to the situation at hand. It exploded with flavor, and then just exploded.

Eddy: Tampering with a jawbreaker, that's low.

Edd helps him up and they make chase again.

Red Guy: Gotta hide, OR THEY'LL KICK MY BUTT.

He paints a cave and runs into it. The Ed's run into the woods where the cave entrance stood unguarded.

Eddy: (Whispering) Sssshhhh, he's in there.

The Ed's slowly sneak toward the cave, but suddenly, a huge bear jumps out and scares the heck out of them.

Red Guy: AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Ed: There's the big watchamacallit.

They ran all the way to the dump, the red guy was cornered by mounds of trash

Ed: Time to take out the potatoes

Eddy: Trash, Ed, trash.

Edd: Time to pay for tarnishing everything with that unsanitary paint.

He hit a button on the paintbrush and made it huge.

Red Guy: OH PLEASE, NOT THE FACE.

Eddy hit him with the paintbrush and he was in a series of pain inducing scenarios like being run over by a truck, getting hit by an anvil (classic), having a root canal, and getting a really bad paper cut.

Red Guy: MOMMY, MAKE THEM STOP, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

Ed: clean up the cul-de-sac, Sloppy Joe.

Red Guy: all right, JUST PLEASE NOT ANOTHER PAPER CUT.

We next see the red guy in a janitors suit wiping the paint off of everything.

Red Guy: There, that's everything. Now please let me go home. I want to go back and bother Cow and Chicken like I should be.

Eddy: Yeah yeah, all right.

Ed: and don't come back Mr. Sloppy Joe

Edd: Ed, That's a sandwich.

Ed: Gravy!

Author: So guess that's it, Red got it in the end and the cul-de-sac is back to ...

Red Guy: Oh, shut up! Happy endings, I HATE'EM. I'll ruin something in other fanfics.

Author: Yeah, yeah sick' em Berry.

Red Guy: Berry? AHHHH, THE BEAR FROM BEFORE, OH I'M BEING MAULED, oooo that stings.

The End


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *PaintED*



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		PaintED by Anonymous At AKA Cartoons, the red guy had stolen a paintbrush that was meant for cartoons. Red Guy:Oops, looks like this little paintbrush has been abandoned, well don't worry paintbrush, I'll be you're new dad. Meanwhile at the cul-de-sac, The Eds were pacing with nervousness after reading this fanfic. Eddy: Well, where's all th havoc? I'll bet that fanfic was just a load of malarkey. (Suddenly, the red guy swooped by and everything was turned psychedelic colors.) Okay, maybe not. Author: See, I told you he'd come. Eddy: Go back to your desk, you're supposed to be working behind the scenes. Author: All right, all right. What a grouch. Ed: Cool, everything's been mutated by an evil hippy beaver. Red Guy: Hmmmm, the yellow one seems to like idiotic horror movies. Well, let's see how he likes being something out of one. He sneaks over to Ed and makes him look like that creature Daffy Duck got turned into that one time (A flower collar, polka-dot body and a tail with a screwball flag on it.) Edd: Ed, what just happened? Ed: Umm, I forget. Edd: We've got to do something. Ed: I'll go to Idaho and get a sack of toenail trimmings. Edd: I could make a paintbrush. Eddy: And I'll... watch you guys. Meanwhile, the red guy was making all the houses look like fish and chips. Red guy: Helloooooo, just making more mischief. IT'S A COMPULSIVE THING, WHAT CAN I SAY? Just as he was "redesigning" Nazz's house the Ed's came with their paintbrush. When Edd explained what the brush was for, Red made a run for it. When he got to the candy store he was a good ways away from the Ed's, but they were still hot on his trail. He painted a jawbreaker outside of the candy store. When Eddy saw it, he ate it with little regard to the situation at hand. It exploded with flavor, and then just exploded. Eddy: Tampering with a jawbreaker, that's low. Edd helps him up and they make chase again. Red Guy: Gotta hide, OR THEY'LL KICK MY BUTT. He paints a cave and runs into it. The Ed's run into the woods where the cave entrance stood unguarded. Eddy: (Whispering) Sssshhhh, he's in there. The Ed's slowly sneak toward the cave, but suddenly, a huge bear jumps out and scares the heck out of them. Red Guy: AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ed: There's the big watchamacallit. They ran all the way to the dump, the red guy was cornered by mounds of trash Ed: Time to take out the potatoes Eddy: Trash, Ed, trash. Edd: Time to pay for tarnishing everything with that unsanitary paint. He hit a button on the paintbrush and made it huge. Red Guy: OH PLEASE, NOT THE FACE. Eddy hit him with the paintbrush and he was in a series of pain inducing scenarios like being run over by a truck, getting hit by an anvil (classic), having a root canal, and getting a really bad paper cut. Red Guy: MOMMY, MAKE THEM STOP, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. Ed: clean up the cul-de-sac, Sloppy Joe. Red Guy: all right, JUST PLEASE NOT ANOTHER PAPER CUT. We next see the red guy in a janitors suit wiping the paint off of everything. Red Guy: There, that's everything. Now please let me go home. I want to go back and bother Cow and Chicken like I should be. Eddy: Yeah yeah, all right. Ed: and don't come back Mr. Sloppy Joe Edd: Ed, That's a sandwich. Ed: Gravy! Author: So guess that's it, Red got it in the end and the cul-de-sac is back to ... Red Guy: Oh, shut up! Happy endings, I HATE'EM. I'll ruin something in other fanfics. Author: Yeah, yeah sick' em Berry. Red Guy: Berry? AHHHH, THE BEAR FROM BEFORE, OH I'M BEING MAULED, oooo that stings. The End