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Ren-Ed 911!
Based off Comedy Central's "Reno 911!"
By Daria
Art by AnimatEd
Permission to use Sunshine as a character
granted by AnimatEd
Characters:
Eddy Dangle- A homosexual cop who wears tight biker shorts and flirts with the guys
he pulls over for speeding
Sarah Williams- A cop who works for the force just to slap around men.
Nazz Johnson- Former
Topless showgirl. still wears police shirt half unbuttoned.
Ed Wiegel- Mentally challenged cop.
Kevin Garcia-
Hates everyone equally
Edd Junior- Police Dog trainer
Jonny Jones- Having a secret affair with Williams and not-so-secret
affair with Johnson.
*In dog training room*
Edd:*trying to give commands to Sunshine, holding up arm cast*Bite! Come
on, you, bite!
Sunshine:You expect me to bite that dirty thing?
Edd: Please bite?
Sunshine: Well, at least you're
polite. But still, I'm not biting it!
*Ed walks in and picks up Sunshine*
Ed: aww, cute little doggy!
*Sunshine
bites his arm*
Ed: AAH!
*meanwhile, camera cuts to inside patrol car*
Jonny: What is the mission, Garcia?
Kevin:
Someone called to report a disturbing the peace incident.
*they stop in front of a shopping center and see a mime dancing*
Kevin: You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.
*mime pretends to be pushing a wall8
Jonny: Hey, that's funny!
Kevin: ignore that, kid. Speak english, mime!
*kevin starts beating the mime with his blackjack. the mime
screeches*
Kevin: Oh, you're speakin English now!
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