By Daria, the sucker for romance
One day flying above
the cul-de-sac, cup-ed adjusted his poo-filled diaper and prepared his bow and arrow. He sees people watching.
Cup-ed:
Hello kiddies! I am Cup-ed, Ed's god descendant. Son of the goddess Aphrodite. and I like gravy! I am here
to make a sad foreign boy fall in love with someone who just moved into the cul-de-sac! A foreign girl!
*camera
shows Rolf at his farm brushing beets. He looks up and sees a girl with long brown hair in a ponytail watching him.
she wears a light blue knitted jacket, blue plaid skirt, and knee-high skintone boots.*
Girl: Bonjur, mon ami. my
name is Genevive, I just moved in from France.
*at first, Rolf has no reaction*
Cup-Ed: Okey dokay! Fly, arrow,
fly!
*cup-ed's arrow strikes Rolf in the butt. Rolf's eyes are shaped like hearts. He says nothing and gazes
lovingly*
Genevive: Um, alright, I shall be off. Au revoir!*she walks off*
Rolf: What is this emotion that Rolf feels?
*Rolf runs to edd, who is at a love potion stand*
Rolf: Double D ed boy! tell Rolf what this emotion is?*his eyes
become hearts again*
Edd: Why rolf, it seems you have a crush!
Rolf: Crush?
Edd: Why, yes! It's when you fall in love
with somebody!
Rolf: THE SON OF A SHEPHERD IS IN LOVE!?
*Genivive walks by*
Rolf:*running after her*WAIT!
Ed:
Atta boy, Rolf!
Part 2 by Emily
Genivive: Qui? What is it?
Rolf: ...R-Rolf must welcome you to the cul-de-sac!
Genivive: And you are Rolf, no?
Rolf: Ja Ja...
Eddy: *comes up* Heyyyyy!
Rolf: Little Ed boy!
Genivive: Who is zis?
Eddy: I'm Eddy! Just the best guy in this world!
Genivive: Bonjour, Je'Mapelle Genivive.
Eddy: New to this place?
Genivive: Qui.
Eddy: We?
Rolf: I am giving her a tour Ed boy! *they both walk away*
Eddy: I don't believe it.......SHE CHOSE
ROLF OVER ME!
Edd: *mutters*I can see why.
Eddy: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, SOCKHEAD!?
Edd: ..no...
Ed: There
is an arrow in Rolf's butt.
Eddy: an arrow? Ed, you put lemons in your eyes this morning, didn't you?
Ed:.....maybe....
Part 4 by Emily
Eddy: Well whatever Ed...
Edd: What do you mean Ed?
Ed: ......DUCK! *runs away for no reason*
Edd: Ok....
*At Rolf and Genivive*
Rolf: And finally this is Rolf's house!
*They just finished the tour and ended at Rolf's*
Rolf: Would you.. like to come in?
Genivive: Qui!
*they went in*
Rolf: Do you like the cul-de-sac?
Genivive: Qui, though it is a bit... odd...
*Then she looked outside the window and said Ed running around screaming "quack"*