Ain't No Mountian Ed

By Blake
Author's Note:
this fanfic was originally created for the website The Ed,Edd n Eddy Shrine and was rated G.
Part 1
Edd:Relish the fine summer's day,Eddy.Absorb the soltitude of the cul-de-sac -the aroma of fresh cut grass.
Eddy:It stinks.I'm bored.
Ed:I forgot to wear underwear today.
Edd & Eddy:*stare at Ed*
Edd:I gotta go home.
Eddy:Bye.
The next morrning......
Edd:GUYS!!!
Eddy:What?!?
Edd:My parents are having a campout in the woods.Wanna come?
Eddy:Sure.We'll have a great time.
Ed:Who's there?
At the woods................................
Eddy:Are we finished unpacking and setting up the campsite?
Edd:Almost.
Eddy:You said that 4 hours ago.
Eddy looks at a watch.It says 8:00pm.
Eddy:Literaly.
Edd:Where's Ed?
Eddy: I dunno.
Edd:He wandered off again.
Eddy:So?
Edd:I'll go get him.
Outside......................................
Ed:*stares at and waves at nothing*
Edd:ED!
Ed:What is it Doctor Surgen Head?
Edd:First of all,it's Double Dee.
Ed:Right.
Edd:And,why are you wandering?
Ed:I'm waiting here.
Edd:Eh..why?
Ed:Sun comes down...........
Edd:And?
Ed:They come out.
Edd:WHO?!?
Ed:The monsters
Edd:WHY,EDD?!!? I WANNA SLEEP!!!
Ed:The monsters come out of the sunset.They do their dance.Then,they come out and SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF HUMANS.
Edd:*freaked out*Come in the tent,Ed.
Ed:Ok.
Edd:*sighs*
Inside.................................
Edd:Whadda ya wanna wear,Ed,the Evil Tim pajamas,or the monster pajamas?
Ed:Yes.
Edd:Uh....ok....
The next morning............................................
Ed:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:ED,ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!!!?
Ed:I had a nightmare that I found a chicken.Then,he had a bomb stuck to his belly.Then,he exploded!IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd:There,there,Ed.
Eddy:Come on!We gotta go on our hike.
Edd:Comin',Ed?
Ed:YOU BECTH YA!!!!!!
To be continued...............................................


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		Ain't No Mountain Ed By Blake Author's Note: this fanfic was originally created for the website The Ed,Edd n Eddy Shrine and was rated G. Part 1 Edd:Relish the fine summer's day,Eddy.Absorb the soltitude of the cul-de-sac -the aroma of fresh cut grass. Eddy:It stinks.I'm bored. Ed:I forgot to wear underwear today. Edd & Eddy:stare at Ed Edd:I gotta go home. Eddy:Bye. The next morrning...... Edd:GUYS!!! Eddy:What?!? Edd:My parents are having a campout in the woods.Wanna come? Eddy:Sure.We'll have a great time. Ed:Who's there? At the woods................................ Eddy:Are we finished unpacking and setting up the campsite? Edd:Almost. Eddy:You said that 4 hours ago. Eddy looks at a watch.It says 8:00pm. Eddy:Literaly. Edd:Where's Ed? Eddy: I dunno. Edd:He wandered off again. Eddy:So? Edd:I'll go get him. Outside...................................... Ed:stares at and waves at nothing Edd:ED! Ed:What is it Doctor Surgen Head? Edd:First of all,it's Double Dee. Ed:Right. Edd:And,why are you wandering? Ed:I'm waiting here. Edd:Eh..why? Ed:Sun comes down........... Edd:And? Ed:They come out. Edd:WHO?!? Ed:The monsters Edd:WHY,EDD?!!? I WANNA SLEEP!!! Ed:The monsters come out of the sunset.They do their dance.Then,they come out and SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF HUMANS. Edd:freaked outCome in the tent,Ed. Ed:Ok. Edd:sighs Inside................................. Edd:Whadda ya wanna wear,Ed,the Evil Tim pajamas,or the monster pajamas? Ed:Yes. Edd:Uh....ok.... The next morning............................................ Ed:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:ED,ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!!!? Ed:I had a nightmare that I found a chicken.Then,he had a bomb stuck to his belly.Then,he exploded!IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:There,there,Ed. Eddy:Come on!We gotta go on our hike. Edd:Comin',Ed? Ed:YOU BECTH YA!!!!!! To be continued............................................... Part 2 The Eds are hiking. Ed:What was that? Edd:Please stop talking about monsters,Ed Ed:No,really! Noise 1:CACAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edd:Oh my. Eddy:COME ON!!!!MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!!!!!!!! Edd:Eddy,there's a voice. Eddy:You listen to Ed again? Edd:No really!! Eddy:Uh... Noise 2:BRACAW!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:RUNNING!!!!!! Noise 3:NARICKA!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The Eds are running 50 miles per hour! Noise 4:DAKNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eddy:WHAT THE HECK IS THAT NOISE?!!!!!!!? Ed:In-t-t-t-t-ga-ll-acctic creature,chipmunk,leaf,or twig? Ed:Wow!Eddy is scared! Eddy:lyingUhh..g-g NO.shivers in fear Edd:Wha is it ED?!!!!?I'M SCARED!!!! Ed:Uhh..uhhh..... The Eds look around.They see a shawdow coming. Ed:IT IS THE MONSTR FROM THE EVIL DEORDORANT CABANET!!!!!!! The Eds take their stuff and run away. The thing turns out to be things. Rolf:Urban Rangers..that is how you call the call before you go in the woods. Jonny:We have a question. Rolf:Yes? Jimmy:Why do we do this? Rolf:YOU ALL HAVEN'T READ THE MANUAL PAGE 6597574798433984!!! WHY IF ROLF HAD A LOAF OF BREAD HE WOULD...................... The End