SCAR-ED SILLY

SCAR-ED SILLY

BY AnimatEd

HELLO. I AM YOUR DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AUTHOR. *ACCIDENTILY PRESSES A LIGHT SWITCH AND THE LIGHTS COME ON* WELL IM STILL MYSTERIOUS. * MASK FALLS OFF* WELL LETS START THIS FANFIC BEFORE I LOSE MY DIGNITY.

THIS IS THE STORY OF A HALLOWEEN GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. YOU SEE THERE WAS THIS KID. NOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. HE SHARED HIS NAME WITH 2 OTHER BOYS. HE WAS THE ONE CALLED E D.

NOW, YOU SEE, ED WAS A VERY NICE CHILD. PROBABLY WHY HE WAS CONDEMNED TO A SUCH HORRIBLE FATE. HIS PARENTS WENT TO A SCARY MOVIE HALLOWEEN NIGHT, GIVING HIM COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE HOUSE. HE DID NOT KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN. HE ONLY KNEW THERE WAS A SCARY MOVIE MARATHON ON. HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE A MONSTER WHO WE WILL CALL SARAH WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM

" AAAHHHH! A MUTANT FAIRY!," ED YELLED, THROWING SARAH, THE FAIRY MONSTER, OUT OF THE HOUSE. SOON AFTER THAT THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. THE POOR FOOL OPENED IT

REVEALING A MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" TRICK OR TREAT, ED," A FELLOW ED SAID. SCARED, HE SHUT THE DOOR, NOT GIVING EDDY ANYTHING AT ALL.

" OH NO! WE ARE BEING OVERRUN BY MONSTERS, MUTANTS, AND KILLER FAIRIES!!!!!!!!" HE SAID. " OH NO! SARAH IS ALL ALONE IN HER ROOM UNPROTECTED. NOT TO WORRY BABY SISTER, IM ON MY WAY!"

HE ENTERED THE ROOM TO FIND KNOW SARAH. SHE HAD LEFT HER WINDOW OPEN FOR AIR, BUT TO ED IT MEANT THAT THE MONSTERS BROKE IN AND TOOK HER. HE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND BEHOLD, A CUL DE SAC FULL OF MONSTERS, MUTANTS, AND KILLER FAIRIES!

HE RAN BACK DOWN STAIRS AND HUDDLED ON THE COUCH. ANOTHER KNOCK CAME. HE, NOW MORE FRIGHTENED THAN IN ANY EPISODE OR FANFIC BEFORE THIS, OPENS THE DOOR REVEALING COUNT DOUBLE DRACULA. *CLOSES DOOR RIGHT IN HIS FACE* HE WAS SO SCARED THAT HE HID UNDER THE COUCH.

DIIIIIIIIIING DOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!! HE SLOWLY CREPT CLOSER TO THE DOOR. HE KNEW THAT WITH EVERY STEP HE WAS POSSIBLY EDGING CLOSER TO THE END OF HIS GERM INFESTED LIFE. DIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HEART BEAT FASTER AND FASTER WITH EACH STEP. HE UNLOCKED THE DOOR ALLOWING ANY EVIL TO SLIP IN WOULD BE THE NEXT STEP. HIS DOOR CREAKED OPEN, ADDING MORE FRIGHT TO HIS HEART.

" YOU BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER MONSTER," HE WARNED. HE LOOKED AND SAW NAZZ DRESSED AS A BELLY DANCER. ALL THE BOYS EXCEPT ROLF AND JIMMY STOPPED AND STARED.

" LIKE, TRICK OR TREAT, ED," NAZZ SAID.

" PHEW, YOURE NOT A MONSTER YOURE JUST A A A A BELLY DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

THE NEXT THING HE KNEW HE WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL OF THE CUL DE SAC KIDS IN HIS HOUSE. HE HAD FAINTED.

" AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" ED SCREAMED. " DONT CONSUME MY FLESH ALL OF YOU MONSTERS, MUTANTS, KILLER FAIRIES, AND BELLY DANCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" POOR ED, THESE ARE JUST COSTUMES," COUNT DOUBLE DRACULA SAID. THEY ALL TOOK OFF THEIR MASKS AND NAZZ TOOK OFF THE TRANSPARENT CLOTH OVER HER FACE.

" WHY WERE YOU ALL IN COSTUMES?"

" ITS HALLOWEEN, DORK," SAID KEVIN XIII.

" I DIDNT KNOW! I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY OR DRESS UP AS AN EVIL BACON MAN OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

SO EVERYONE GAVE HIM 5% OF THEIR CANDY. LATE THAT NIGHT EDS PARENTS CAME HOME AND SAW THAT THEIR OFFSPRING WERE ASLEEP. AS THEY THEMSELVES FELL ASLEEP IN BED, SARAH JUMPED OUT OF BED STILL IN HER COSTUME AND MORPHED AFTER SAYING SOME MUMBO JUMBO WORDS. SHE THEN TURNED INTO A WITCH.

SHE GRABBED A BROOMSTICK LABELED NIMBUS 2000 AND MOUNTED ON IT AND FLEW IN FRONT OF THE MOON.

DOWN BELOW DAFFY DUCK HEARD A CACKLE FROM HIS LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION TRAILER. HE WALKED OUTSIDE AND SAID "OKAY, SHOW OF HANDS, WHO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING."

YES, MY FRIENDS AND/OR ENEMIES, THIS IS THE DISTURBING, CONFUSING, AND PERHAPS ELUDING END TO THE STORY. NOW I SHALL CONTACT MY ALIEN BRETHREN KANG AND KODOS AND ANNIHILATE YOU ALL.


				*Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us* *SCAR-ED SILLY*



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		SCAR-ED SILLY BY AnimatEd HELLO. I AM YOUR DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AUTHOR. *ACCIDENTILY PRESSES A LIGHT SWITCH AND THE LIGHTS COME ON* WELL IM STILL MYSTERIOUS. * MASK FALLS OFF* WELL LETS START THIS FANFIC BEFORE I LOSE MY DIGNITY. THIS IS THE STORY OF A HALLOWEEN GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. YOU SEE THERE WAS THIS KID. NOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. HE SHARED HIS NAME WITH 2 OTHER BOYS. HE WAS THE ONE CALLED E D. NOW, YOU SEE, ED WAS A VERY NICE CHILD. PROBABLY WHY HE WAS CONDEMNED TO A SUCH HORRIBLE FATE. HIS PARENTS WENT TO A SCARY MOVIE HALLOWEEN NIGHT, GIVING HIM COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE HOUSE. HE DID NOT KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN. HE ONLY KNEW THERE WAS A SCARY MOVIE MARATHON ON. HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE A MONSTER WHO WE WILL CALL SARAH WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM " AAAHHHH! A MUTANT FAIRY!," ED YELLED, THROWING SARAH, THE FAIRY MONSTER, OUT OF THE HOUSE. SOON AFTER THAT THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. THE POOR FOOL OPENED IT REVEALING A MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " TRICK OR TREAT, ED," A FELLOW ED SAID. SCARED, HE SHUT THE DOOR, NOT GIVING EDDY ANYTHING AT ALL. " OH NO! WE ARE BEING OVERRUN BY MONSTERS, MUTANTS, AND KILLER FAIRIES!!!!!!!!" HE SAID. " OH NO! SARAH IS ALL ALONE IN HER ROOM UNPROTECTED. NOT TO WORRY BABY SISTER, IM ON MY WAY!" HE ENTERED THE ROOM TO FIND KNOW SARAH. SHE HAD LEFT HER WINDOW OPEN FOR AIR, BUT TO ED IT MEANT THAT THE MONSTERS BROKE IN AND TOOK HER. HE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND BEHOLD, A CUL DE SAC FULL OF MONSTERS, MUTANTS, AND KILLER FAIRIES! HE RAN BACK DOWN STAIRS AND HUDDLED ON THE COUCH. ANOTHER KNOCK CAME. HE, NOW MORE FRIGHTENED THAN IN ANY EPISODE OR FANFIC BEFORE THIS, OPENS THE DOOR REVEALING COUNT DOUBLE DRACULA. *CLOSES DOOR RIGHT IN HIS FACE* HE WAS SO SCARED THAT HE HID UNDER THE COUCH. DIIIIIIIIIING DOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!! HE SLOWLY CREPT CLOSER TO THE DOOR. HE KNEW THAT WITH EVERY STEP HE WAS POSSIBLY EDGING CLOSER TO THE END OF HIS GERM INFESTED LIFE. DIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HEART BEAT FASTER AND FASTER WITH EACH STEP. HE UNLOCKED THE DOOR ALLOWING ANY EVIL TO SLIP IN WOULD BE THE NEXT STEP. HIS DOOR CREAKED OPEN, ADDING MORE FRIGHT TO HIS HEART. " YOU BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER MONSTER," HE WARNED. HE LOOKED AND SAW NAZZ DRESSED AS A BELLY DANCER. ALL THE BOYS EXCEPT ROLF AND JIMMY STOPPED AND STARED. " LIKE, TRICK OR TREAT, ED," NAZZ SAID. " PHEW, YOURE NOT A MONSTER YOURE JUST A A A A BELLY DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" THE NEXT THING HE KNEW HE WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL OF THE CUL DE SAC KIDS IN HIS HOUSE. HE HAD FAINTED. " AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" ED SCREAMED. " DONT CONSUME MY FLESH ALL OF YOU MONSTERS, MUTANTS, KILLER FAIRIES, AND BELLY DANCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" " POOR ED, THESE ARE JUST COSTUMES," COUNT DOUBLE DRACULA SAID. THEY ALL TOOK OFF THEIR MASKS AND NAZZ TOOK OFF THE TRANSPARENT CLOTH OVER HER FACE. " WHY WERE YOU ALL IN COSTUMES?" " ITS HALLOWEEN, DORK," SAID KEVIN XIII. " I DIDNT KNOW! I DIDNT GET ANY CANDY OR DRESS UP AS AN EVIL BACON MAN OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" SO EVERYONE GAVE HIM 5% OF THEIR CANDY. LATE THAT NIGHT EDS PARENTS CAME HOME AND SAW THAT THEIR OFFSPRING WERE ASLEEP. AS THEY THEMSELVES FELL ASLEEP IN BED, SARAH JUMPED OUT OF BED STILL IN HER COSTUME AND MORPHED AFTER SAYING SOME MUMBO JUMBO WORDS. SHE THEN TURNED INTO A WITCH. SHE GRABBED A BROOMSTICK LABELED NIMBUS 2000 AND MOUNTED ON IT AND FLEW IN FRONT OF THE MOON. DOWN BELOW DAFFY DUCK HEARD A CACKLE FROM HIS LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION TRAILER. HE WALKED OUTSIDE AND SAID "OKAY, SHOW OF HANDS, WHO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING." YES, MY FRIENDS AND/OR ENEMIES, THIS IS THE DISTURBING, CONFUSING, AND PERHAPS ELUDING END TO THE STORY. NOW I SHALL CONTACT MY ALIEN BRETHREN KANG AND KODOS AND ANNIHILATE YOU ALL.