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Do
You Believe in Ed?
(A
Christmas Fanfic)
By Blake Ferronetti
Part 1
Ed:AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:Huh??????????
Ed:What's
wrong,Ed?
Ed:CHRISTMAS IS THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy:Suck-up.
Edd:Oh may Old Man Winter may pay us a visit,as
he may bring a full banket of winter snow.Oh what a cheerful holiday.
Eddy:Christmas Spirit?
Edd:Yep.
Eddy:I want
Santa to bring me tons of cash.I drew this so he'ld see how much money he has to bring.
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Eddy:See?
Edd:Will he ever
learn?
The rest of the cul-de-sac come out.
Nazz:You excited about Christmas?
Kevin*breathes*NO.
Everyone stares at Kevin.
All:What?Huh?What'd
he say?
Kevin:I have to tell you all a story.It's about Sex,Lies,and Videotape.Well,really Lies.Here's the story:
Every Christmas I always believed in
Santa.
Flashback in Story:
Kevin:*at age 4*I can't wait to see Santy Claus.
End of Fashback.
You see,I would always
be excited about getting
presents.I knew Santa was real.But I was wrong.
This happened exactly a year ago.This actually
really shocked me.On Christmas Day................
Flashback 2:
Kevin:*wakes up*What's that noise?
He walks downstairs.
Kevin
sees Santa.
Kevin:*gasps*Santa.
He walks up to him.
Kevin:May I see your beard,Santa?
Santa:Well I...
Kevin
rips off his beard,and discovers a horrible surprise.
Kevin:Dad?
End of Flashback.
So you see kids,there's
a moral to this
story.SANTA'S YOUR DAD DRESSED
IN A SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All:Woah.*walk away*
5 minuets later.................................................
Eddy:PROBLEM!!!!!
Edd:What?
Eddy:THE
KIDS DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA ANYMORE!!!
Ed:And it's a big bag.
Eddy:Where'd you come from?I never heared a peep out of
you.
Ed:I eat glue,Eddy.Be careful when so.
Edd:Your point is,Eddy?
Eddy:WE WON'T GET OUR PRESENTS!!!!!!AND I WON'T GET MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Edd:And that means,no chemistry
set for me!And no more Christmas cheer!
The Eds:AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Edd:We gotta stop this......
Eddy:...before
it's too late.
Ed:And I won't get what I asked for.
Eddy:What did you ask for?
Ed:Well............................................
5
hours later...........................................................
Eddy:CAN WE GO KNOW?!!!!?
Ed:Okay.
Eddy:WE
COULD HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!WHY DO I PUT UP WITH HIM?!!!!?
Ed:Because we're friends?
Eddy:Shut up.
Edd:Eddy,remember,"Christmas
Cheer"?
Eddy:*sighs*
Edd:Let's go and save the cul-de-sac.It's December 22 you know.
Eddy:Right.Let's go.
The
Eds run off.
To be continued.......................................
Part
2
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Author's Note:In Part 2,they sing parts from different
Christmas songs.
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Eddy:I know how to make them believe in
Santa again.
On December 24....................................................
At Jonny's house.......................
The
Eds:*singing* Jolly Ol'
Saint Nicholas........
Jonny:Wow!Santa Might exsist!!!!I'm going with you.
At Nazz's House.........or....................................
The
Eds:*singing with Jonny*.....simply havin' a wonderful Christmas time!
Nazz:You guys are good.I think I caught Santa on tape
one time.I'm going with you guys.
At Sarah's house...................................
(Jimmy came over)
The Eds:*singing
with Nazz & Jonny*Hing a ting ting........
Ed:...He haw.He Haw.....
The Eds:*singing with Nazz and Jonny*It's Dominick the Donkey.Hing a ting
ting....
Ed:....HE HAW.HE HAW..........
The Eds:*Singing with Nazz and Jonny*.........The Italian Christmas Donkey!la la la .La
la la la la la la......
Jimmy:I always beleived in Santa.Let's go Sarah.
Sarah:Okay.
Rolf:Christmas donkey?Let
Rolf come!
Eddy:*sighs*
On Christmas Day................................................................
All except
Kevin:THIS WAS THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!!!!
Edd:We got lots of presents.
Kevin:Santa DOESN'T exsist,'member?!?
Eddy:He
left this note.*Reads the note*
Dear Kids,
You've all been good.Except Kevin.
I'm glad you all,except Kevin,believed
in me.
Warm regaurds,
Santa.
Kevin:B..bbbbbb...but....*jaw drops*OH I'M AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!SANTA WAS MY DAD DRESSED IN A DREAM
I HAD THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
All:Oooooooooooooooooooh.
Kevin:Now I have no presents.
Edd:We can fix that.
8
presents fall on Kevin.
Kevin:Wow.I have presents.But,how?
Eddy:We got you some so you won't be left out.And from the
help of someone.*stares and winks at the person flying in the sky that helped them.*
Person:HO HO HO!!!!!! MERY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
Kevin:*smiles*
The
End
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