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Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Jawbreakers "R" Us
Mush, Ed, Mush
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Mush, Ed, Mush AnimatEd: Look at my Ed-Title Card. This doesnt take place in Winter.
Weird, huh? *You hear air blowing in a black cold world, the door opens, and
Double D pulls a snowball out of the freezer* BANG!!!!!!! Ed, with Eddy on his head, busts in yelling, " Im a bus,
beep beep!" Eddy jumps off and screams. " Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" SPLAT!!!!!!! " Look at that use of onomatopoeia," Ed said. Snow flew
out the window and effected the weather course and made it snow. The Eds were scattered all over the cul de sac. Jimmy came
out to swirl in the wonders of snow in Summer, but it made him so dizzy he fell over and went inside screaming, " Mommy, frostbite!
I think I have frostbite!" " Oops. Sorry, Eddy, I was sure I had it set to surprise snowball
fight and not surprise weather change," Edd said, showing a tampered with newspaper shooter. He quickly shoved snow pants
and jackets on them, and extremely warm one on himself. Eddy got up, dazed and suddenly said, " This is great, Double D!
Well make a gold mine!" Ed stuck out his tongue and caught a flake. The other flakes dodged
his tongue (smart lil buggers, arent they?) so Ed put it back in and the flakes fell right where his tongue was. Frustrated,
he put his tongue right back out and a load of snow fell on him, covering every part of him but his tongue. His hand came
out signaling that he was alive. Eddy laughed at him and was suddenly hit by a snow ball. " Double
* changes from angry voice to scared voice* DDDEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Five snowballs pummel him against a fence
and is almost invisible on it. He fell off and left a mark on the fence from where he was on the snow. The fence fell over
and broke on him. "When I can feel my bones again we can use that machine for a secret weapon in a snowball fight." Edd smiled proudly. Eddy whacked him with a snowball. " Eddyyyyeeeoooww
oof oof oof ooof ," Double D yelled as Eddy pelted him with snowballs. Ed watched, while Kevin came out, interested. He looked to Ed who
was suddenly watching his hand. " Dork." Eddy watched as kids poured money into his jar to enter the snowball
fight. There were 2 teams, The Eds: Eddy, team coach, Edd, brains, Ed, distraction, and finally Sarah, brawn ( only to watch
Edd.), and The Kevs: Kevin, coach, Nazz, distraction, Rolf, brawn, Jonny ( with Planks help), brains. Jimmy was referee. " Eddy, I have a sure-fire way for us to win," Edd said. Ed did that
catch snow on your tongue thing from earlier in the background. " My camouflage plan is fool proof," Eddy said. " Unless made by the fool," Edd grumbled as he slapped his fore head.
" Eddyyyyy!" Eddy ran out in green camouflage and dodged in front of a bush and
crawled to a hiding spot. " Kevin, since I have been cured of my papas feet gases never has
Rolf seen such rubbish as a bush walking," Rolf said. " Dude, thats Eddy!!!! Lets get that dork!!!!!!" Kevin yelled. " Gulp," Eddy gulped. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Eddy dodged
under a car. Passing a muffler and other things under a car he was dodging incoming snowballs. " Phew. You pant missed." A
snowball hit him square in the face. He walked over to Edd. " I hate you." A snowball was headed straight for his hat. It was knocked off. Revealing
his regular sock hat (they knocked off his snow hat). Nobody was safe, even Jimmy who wasnt really playing had to duck.
Every body was hit, but Jimmy, and cold. Everybody but the Eds went home. The Kankers came out. " Oh, boooooyyyyyyyssssssss," they cooed. " AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!" they ran right into the creek. Later Jimmy
was back out by the lake. The water bubbled, Jimmy turned, screamed and ran. The water erupted and 3 square glass-like creatures
emerged. It was 3 frozen Eds. " Id t-t-tell y-you I t-told y-you so, b-b- but I d-didnt-t tell
y-you anything th-that fore s-saw th-this," Edd said. Eddy took out a snowball he hid in hand and threw it hitting the
ice and falling down leaving these words marked on the ice. THE ED NOTE: I MADE THIS AND LONG TIME NO ED IN FIFTH GRADE AND MEANT IT
TO MAKE A 30 MINUTE SHOW WITH BOTH OF THESE. |
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