Belly Laughs From Peach Creek

By Blake
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Introduction By the Eds
Eddy:Hi.
Edd:This fanfic is like a joke book.
Ed:And it's a big bag.
Eddy:Uhhh.........
Edd:This fanfic has joke we collected from the cul-de-sac.
Eddy:This whole fanfic is full of jokes.You'll laugh your head off.
Edd:Enjoy them.
Ed:And Patato Chips.
*fades to black*
Eddy:Ed,shut up.
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Part 1
     Joke 1                   Eddy:Why did you cross the road,Lumpy?
                            Ed:Um....... I forget.
                           Eddy:What a dumb joke.

Joke 2         Eddy:How can you tell between Sarah and an elephant?
                   Edd:How.
                   Eddy:One is hairy,smells funny,is loud,and has a big nose.
                   The other is an elephant.
                    Edd:That's not nice.

Joke 3                      Jimmy:Mom, can I lick the bowl?
                      Mom:No,Sweetie.You flush it like everyone else.

Joke 4             Jimmy:This choclate ice cream tastes odd.
                      Jonny:Let's just say I made it myself.Ha ha.

Joke 5             Kevin:Did you know the Eds were in a movie?
                       Nazz:Which one?
                       Kevin:Dumb and Dumber.

Joke 6       Edd:I'm sorry.I hit your cat riding my bike.I'ld like to replace him.
                Neighbor:How good are you at chasing mice?
                Edd:*jaw drops*

Joke 7                    Edd:Ed is scary as a monster.
                  Eddy:I agree becaue you should see him go to the bathroom.
                             Edd:*sigh*

Next comes Part 2........................


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		Belly Laughs From Peach Creek By Blake ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Introduction By the Eds Eddy:Hi. Edd:This fanfic is like a joke book. Ed:And it's a big bag. Eddy:Uhhh......... Edd:This fanfic has joke we collected from the cul-de-sac. Eddy:This whole fanfic is full of jokes.You'll laugh your head off. Edd:Enjoy them. Ed:And Patato Chips. fades to black Eddy:Ed,shut up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 1 Joke 1 Eddy:Why did you cross the road,Lumpy? Ed:Um....... I forget. Eddy:What a dumb joke. Joke 2 Eddy:How can you tell between Sarah and an elephant? Edd:How. Eddy:One is hairy,smells funny,is loud,and has a big nose. The other is an elephant. Edd:That's not nice. Joke 3 Jimmy:Mom, can I lick the bowl? Mom:No,Sweetie.You flush it like everyone else. Joke 4 Jimmy:This choclate ice cream tastes odd. Jonny:Let's just say I made it myself.Ha ha. Joke 5 Kevin:Did you know the Eds were in a movie? Nazz:Which one? Kevin:Dumb and Dumber. Joke 6 Edd:I'm sorry.I hit your cat riding my bike.I'ld like to replace him. Neighbor:How good are you at chasing mice? Edd:jaw drops Joke 7 Edd:Ed is scary as a monster. Eddy:I agree becaue you should see him go to the bathroom. Edd:sigh Next comes Part 2........................