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Trapp-Ed
By Anonymous
Red Guy: Helllloooooo, it's me, THE RED GUY FROM COW 'N' CHICKEN! Today I'm
gonna try to catch
those Eds so I can SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET! Do you
know how much cartoon characters are worth these days? TIME TO
SET SOME ED
TRAPS!!!
Meanwhile in the cul-de-sac, the Eds were trying to scam people with EE 'n' E
action figures.
Eddy:
I'm tellin' ya, Duoble D, it's a gold mine. Who can resist the gift of
the Eds?
Edd: I don't know Eddy, people
may not like them.
Ed (holding Ed doll): Hey, I am supposed to be Ed, this is an alien imposter
from planet Tree
Bark.
Red Guy: Helllloooooo Eds, want some soda?
Eddy: You again? Well, as long as your offering drinks.
Ed:
Soda, I AM THIRSTY EDDY!
Edd: Eddy, NO!!!
Eddy opened the can and out popped a huge mechanical claw about to
grab them.
Eddy threw the can aand it grabs Red instead.
Eds: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *They ran away.*
Red:
Darn, I'll have to set better traps. Otherwise I'll never get the big
bucks.
We next see the Eds at the dump. Red
is behind a mound of trash with a remote
control in his hand.
Red: In case your wondering, this remote triggers
the trap. NOW I'LL CATCH
THOSE EDS for sure.
Eddy: What's with that red guy? Does he just mess with us out of boredom?
Huh? LOOK A JAWBREAKER!!!
Eddy picked up the jawbreaker and put it in his mouth. After a few seconds
the jawbreaker
exploded.
Eddy: An exploding jawbreaker, *sarcasticlly* Iwonder who this could be?
Ed: It is probably the red
guy, Eddy.
Red: Oh darn, it didn't knock you out. Well, THIS WILL!
He held up a huge mallet about to hit them,
but they ran away after he swung.
Red: Hmmmmm, I've got a idea. *in the cul-de-sac* Now, I'll bend this wooden
plank,
I'm sure that Jonny kid won't mind, and I'll put a punkin on it. Then
I'll tie it down so that when I cut this rope, it'll
catapult the punkin,
straight into their faces, IT'S PURE GENIUS!
The Eds walked by and Eddy saw a quarter on the
ground
Edd: We're going to have to be more careful, the red guy is really after us.
Eddy: Look, a quarter!
Ed:
AAAH, NOW WE CAN BUY JAWBREAKERS!!!
Red: GOOD, THEY'VE TAKEN THE BAIT. *he cut the rope*
Edd: LOOK OUT, ROGUE
PUMPKIN
They ducked it out, it bounced off of Jonny's trampoline, and hit the red guy
straight in the face.
Ed:
Look out, Pumpkin Head!!!
Eddy: This isn't Pumpkin Head, this is the red guy.
Edd: Still at it I see.
Red:
I'm gonna getcha if it's THE LAST THING I DO!!! *in the woods* This time
it'll work. I'll release the chickens I found
in that blue-haired kids
backyard, and they'll attack them.
Eddy: He'll never find us out here.
Edd: Are
you sure Eddy? He always seems to find us.
Ed: Buttered toast.
Red: TIME TO STRIKE!
He opened the gate
and the chickens came running out. The Eds acted like they
were about to get hit, but the chickens ran past them and attacked
the red
guy.
Red: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH, IT'S PAINT-ED ALL OVER AGAIN!!! Can't the guy writing
these fanfics take
my side for once?
Eddy: RUN!!! *They ran all the way to the power plant on the other side of
town* Now
he'll never find us.
Ed: Cool, electric stuff.
Red: Well, so far they've turned all my traps back at me. Well,
this one is
sure to work. I'll set this quarter here and when they grab it, they;ll be
caught in the world's largest
MOUSETRAP, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Eddy: Oh, what do ya know, another quarter.
Edd: Who could have put it on
this... rather large mousetrap?
Ed: CASH! HA HA HA!
Edd & Eddy: No Ed!
Ed attempted to grab it, but
Red jumped out too soon and got caught in the
mousetrap.
Red: OUCH! Oh I give up, I'll never be able to catch you.
Edd:
Why do you want to catch us?
Red: I just want to sell you on the black market, IS THAT A CRIME.
Edd: Yes.
Red:
Oh, anyway, can you get me out of this trap?
Eddy: Sure, ED, THROW HIM OUT OF THE FANFIC!
Ed: Okay, Eddy. Time
to go Mr. Sloppy Joe.
Red: Could you please quit calling me that?! *got thrown out of the fanfic*
Shoot, I never
got my money. Well, I COULD ALWAYS SELL I.R. BABOON. HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
The End
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