The Official Guide to Ed Land

By Tyler
Ed land is the Eds promo theme park.This is a guide to the rids and shows and what they're about.The author rates em by stars ,too!

Lawn Chairs Orbit Earth Ride                             Author's rating
This ride is very fast and fun.                                    ***
Do not ride if you have a weak stomach.
Requieum for a Whiplash                                Author's Rating
This ride is a very intense roller                             ****
coster!It's way fun!You must be
50 inches to ride.
Petting Zoo                                                    Author's Rating
This exibit is plainly just petting Ed.                      **
It's stupid,but very funny.Good
for little kids.
Ed's Sea Adventure                                         Author's rating
This ride is a log flume ride.You side in                   *** 1/2
boats.You go up and drop into
a big splash!you will get wet.Bring a poncho!
Hosted By King Triton & Barnacle Ed!Must
Be 37 inches to ride.
Bumper cars                                                    Author's rating
This is just a plain bumper cars ride.                        **
The sets & cars are nicly designed.
The Hunt for the Edasuarus                               Author's Rating
This is a really creative silent film by the Eds!             *** 1/2
It's for all ages!Runs 30 minutes. As seen in
"Little Ed Blue"Large screen.
popcorn is sold,too!
Mucky Boys Attack                                             Author's rating
This show is set up                                                  ****
to look like the construction site.
The Mukey boys come out and attack
by throwing things and making a mess.
An amazingly creative show.Will
frighten some young children.
Spirits of the Underwood!                               Author's rating
This is a creative mulimedia show.                          *** 1/2
Eddy contacts spirits from the dead!(Ed & Edd
dressed up)!Show is for all ages.May be boring
or scary for young children.
Ed's Alein Encounter                                        Author's rating
This multimedia show is about where                      **** 1/2
Ed teaches peaople about science
fiction.You are stapped into your seats
when Ed beams an alein into the
audience!Astonishing special effects!
Will frighten many people!Must be 48 inches to ride
The Log of no Return                                      Author's rating
This roller coster is where                                       ***
you sit in log and are about to be eaten
by termites!Don't worry:you wont.
This is a entle coster full of drops,twists,
and turns.Must be 36 inches to ride.
The Rocket Car                                                Author's rating
This motion simulated ride is where                            ***
Eddy takes you on a journey across
the globe!Fun and exiting! Must be
40 inches to ride.
Escape the Woods!                                            Author's rating
This adventure based water                                          *** 1/2
ride is where the Eds are in the woods.
They stumble into wild animals!
They get stuck into a spider web!Horrifying!
The Eds and you must escape.
This ride will frighten young children.
You must be 48 inches to ride.You will get wet.Bring a poncho!
Down by the Old World stream                      Author's rating
This is a movie about Rolf's life starring                     **
The cul-de-sac kids and other cartoon
network stars.This is boring for little kids.
This is facinating but can be boring.
Eddy plays the role of Rolf!Silly.
The outside of the theater looks like
a saw mill form Switzerland.
The Big Bang!                                              Author's rating
This ride is for older kids and                                **
it teaches them of what scientists belive
how the universe was created.
You sit in roller coster cars
and is shot into the air
at 70 miles per hour.The ride lasts
10 seconds.The lines are way longer
than the ride.
The TwilEd Zone: Ed's Wacky elevator Shaft Ride!             Author's rating
This story points around the Eds.They decide                                ****
to do a hotell scam and pick an old rundown hotell.
They hotell is haunted.The Eds and you enter
the elevator.you go to the top floor.(16th floor)!
The rope breakes and you drop downdown
and into"The TwilEd Zone".You and the Eds make it out alive.
(hopefully.)This ride will frighten many people.
You must be 50 inches to ride.
The HauntEd Matress                                      Author's rating
This ride is about when Ed's afraid                           ***1/2
to go into his matress because he thinks
something's in it.You are shrunken into size
and enter Ed's matrees.This is a motion
simulated ride.Very funny and fun!
Must be 40 inches to ride.
Miss Sarah Cars                                            Author's Rating
This ride is where you ride                                    **
cars(like the one Jimmy & Sarah
ride in in Wish You were Ed).
You drive through the cul-de-sac
and to the Candy Store.This
ride is for the littler folks.

Different parades are shown during holidays.During Christmas a big tree is put up.
You can rent a hotell in,Edd's Hotell,with cheap prices,with the restaraunt,Ponts De La Eds.


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		The official Guide to Ed Land By Tyler Ed land is the Eds promo theme park.This is a guide to the rids and shows and what they're about.The author rates em by stars ,too! Lawn Chairs Orbit Earth Ride Author's rating This ride is very fast and fun. * Do not ride if you have a weak stomach. Requieum for a Whiplash Author's Rating This ride is a very intense roller coster!It's way fun!You must be 50 inches to ride. Petting Zoo Author's Rating This exibit is plainly just petting Ed. It's stupid,but very funny.Good for little kids. Ed's Sea Adventure Author's rating This ride is a log flume ride.You side in * 1/2 boats.You go up and drop into a big splash!you will get wet.Bring a poncho! Hosted By King Triton & Barnacle Ed!Must Be 37 inches to ride. Bumper cars Author's rating This is just a plain bumper cars ride. The sets & cars are nicly designed. The Hunt for the Edasuarus Author's Rating This is a really creative silent film by the Eds! * 1/2 It's for all ages!Runs 30 minutes. As seen in "Little Ed Blue"Large screen. popcorn is sold,too! Mucky Boys Attack Author's rating This show is set up to look like the construction site. The Mukey boys come out and attack by throwing things and making a mess. An amazingly creative show.Will frighten some young children. Spirits of the Underwood! Author's rating This is a creative mulimedia show. * 1/2 Eddy contacts spirits from the dead!(Ed & Edd dressed up)!Show is for all ages.May be boring or scary for young children. Ed's Alein Encounter Author's rating This multimedia show is about where ** 1/2 Ed teaches peaople about science fiction.You are stapped into your seats when Ed beams an alein into the audience!Astonishing special effects! Will frighten many people!Must be 48 inches to ride The Log of no Return Author's rating This roller coster is where * you sit in log and are about to be eaten by termites!Don't worry:you wont. This is a entle coster full of drops,twists, and turns.Must be 36 inches to ride. The Rocket Car Author's rating This motion simulated ride is where * Eddy takes you on a journey across the globe!Fun and exiting! Must be 40 inches to ride. Escape the Woods! Author's rating This adventure based water * 1/2 ride is where the Eds are in the woods. They stumble into wild animals! They get stuck into a spider web!Horrifying! The Eds and you must escape. This ride will frighten young children. You must be 48 inches to ride.You will get wet.Bring a poncho! Down by the Old World stream Author's rating This is a movie about Rolf's life starring The cul-de-sac kids and other cartoon network stars.This is boring for little kids. This is facinating but can be boring. Eddy plays the role of Rolf!Silly. The outside of the theater looks like a saw mill form Switzerland. The Big Bang! Author's rating This ride is for older kids and it teaches them of what scientists belive how the universe was created. You sit in roller coster cars and is shot into the air at 70 miles per hour.The ride lasts 10 seconds.The lines are way longer than the ride. The TwilEd Zone: Ed's Wacky elevator Shaft Ride! Author's rating This story points around the Eds.They decide ** to do a hotell scam and pick an old rundown hotell. They hotell is haunted.The Eds and you enter the elevator.you go to the top floor.(16th floor)! The rope breakes and you drop downdown and into"The TwilEd Zone".You and the Eds make it out alive. (hopefully.)This ride will frighten many people. You must be 50 inches to ride. The HauntEd Matress Author's rating This ride is about when Ed's afraid 1/2 to go into his matress because he thinks something's in it.You are shrunken into size and enter Ed's matrees.This is a motion simulated ride.Very funny and fun! Must be 40 inches to ride. Miss Sarah Cars* Author's Rating This ride is where you ride ** cars(like the one Jimmy & Sarah ride in in Wish You were Ed). You drive through the cul-de-sac and to the Candy Store.This ride is for the littler folks. Different parades are shown during holidays.During Christmas a big tree is put up. You can rent a hotell in,Edd's Hotell,with cheap prices,with the restaraunt,Ponts De La Eds.