Oven Toasted:
Ed V.S. Homer Simpson
By Tyler Ferronetii
Tyler-Hello.Welcome to tonight's grudge match!
*audeince cheers*
Tyler-Tonight Ed versus Homer Simpson in a fabulous.....................
EATATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*audience cheers*
A sign lights up that reads
WWEF
World Wide Eating Foundation
Grim(from Billy & Mandy)-On your marks..............get set...........................go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed-But I just ate.
Homer starts eating all the ham loves on the table!
Homer-I WIN!
Grim-The winner is.........................................
Homer grins.
Grim-...........................Ed*shows Ed all green with a peice of ham in his mouth.
Homer-But I ate all the ham on the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grim-Correction.You ate all of Ed's ham. your ham is over there*points to the audience spot full of ham*
Homer-WHAT THE(?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?)..........................................................
Tyler-Take this A%%#@$E out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captian McCallister-(from,The Simpsons) Tis no A%%#@$e.Tis a mindless eating machene.
Audience-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two hunky security gaurds take Homer away.
Homer-I'm sueing this S#$%y website!!!!!!!!!
Homer's voice-Moe!Gimmie a beer!
Moe's voice-No.You didn't win.
Homer-D'OH!
Audience-YEAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grim gives Ed a golden trophy,a golden statue of himself,a velvet red cape to wear,a golden and velvet crown
to wear,red roses,$10,000,000 dollars,and a lifetime supply of Chuncky Puffs.Ed grins.
Tyler-Behold mighty Ed,in all his glory!
Audience-YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!!!!!!WAHOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blake comes in and pulls down his pants.
everyone laughs and he runs away, crying.
THE
END
Bart comes down and pulls down his pants.His underwear reads:
EAT
MY
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