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The scene opens with Peter Griffin,from Family Guy, sitting in a chair.
Peter- Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You may remember me from Family Guy on tv. I am about to take
you on a behind the scenes look at the making of Ed, Edd n Eddy. You may think you know what goes on the set, but you're wrong.
YOU'RE FREAKIN WRONG!!!!!!!!! . ..........................
Anyway, Me and my family are here hosting...................
Ed, Edd N Eddy:
Behind the Empty Heads
By Tyler Ferronetti
This fanfic is rated PG-13 for Drug-related, Drinking-related, and sexual content,violence,
and language(which is censored for your reading enjoyment).
Part 1
Peter-The Eds met as friends at a school.They took an after school program on making tv shows.
They later went to Cartoon Network and created the show, 3 Idiots. It never aired, and to put it frankly, it was dumb. They
had changed the entire series over. It later became known as, Ed,Edd n Eddy.
Edd- *screen reading "Edd-star/show creator,stunt double in,"The Mask of Zorro"* Well, Eddy
and Ed wrote many episodes of, 3 Idiots, including episodes were Ed gets high and I get a sex change. The show was awful and
very innapropriate. We decided to change it to be a show for all ages.
Peter- They decided to shoot a pilot episode called, Pop goes the Ed. They casted everyone.
Eddy-*screen reads"Eddy-star/show creator,douchebag"* Kevin was the most stubborn actor. During
filming of, Pop goes the Ed, Kevin got into a violent rage and killed the security guard. After filming, he was arrested for
assault and battery. For the entire 1st season, we used Marie Kanker, under a lot of makeup to play Kevin. By the start
of filming the 2nd season, we had enough money to bail Kevin out of jail.
Peter-The 2nd season was a high and mighty moment for the Eds. They went with the cul-de-sac
kids to the Monthly Cartoon Network Episode Awards and went on to win Best special effects and Best episode.
Eddy-I promised myself at that moment I wouldn't cry. Instead, I accidentally farted in front
of the whole audience. I was so embaressed I ran out of the building.
Peter-More bad luck came. Rumors spread that Kevin and Nazz were having an affair. This was
false. At the time, Kevin was married to Terra, who years later starred in the 2nd season of Teen Titans. Unfortunately, they
broke up at the end of the 3rd season of Ed, Edd n Eddy.
And for those of you concerned, cartoon characters can get married at 13. However, cartoon
characters don't have kids.
Coming up......... What happened during the 3rd season of EEnE? Stay Tuned after our commercial
break.
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Peter-welcome back.The 3rd season was hard for the Eds...........again.
Ed-We were making a lot of episodes and money. Our ratings for the show grew higher to #1.
Edd-We didn't know what happened to Ed. He began acting in stunning performances and won best
actor in Episode Awards week by week.
Peter-It was later revealed that Ed had a drinking problem.It started with many fine performances
in episodes such as In Like Ed, It Came from Outer Ed,Will Work for Ed, and many more.
Ed- My acting got harder each season.So by the beginning of the 3rd season, I drank so I would
act better. I bought beer and whiskey under a fake I.D., but it wasn't a good idea because I would vomit each night. The only
reason I kept going was because it seem I was a better actor for it.
Peter-After our commercial break, we'll show when drinking got worse.
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Lois Griffin-And now were back. Hi, I'm Lois, Peter's wife, and I will host the rest of this
portion of this special. Ed's drinking problem crumbled when he was told to act
in the now classic episode, The Day the Ed Stood Still.
Ed- I wasn't sure how I was gonna act in that. So the morning before shooting, I decided to
get loaded.
Lois-That day, Ed put on one of the biggest performance of his career, but that was the problem.
After acting, he went mad,he killed people his hi path(mostly cameramen).He escaped, crushing cars and buildings.He was arrested
for underaged drinking. However, he had enough to pay off the fine.
Ed-After that stunt, I decided to turn myself around. I even did commercials and telethons
to help stop teen drinking.
*part of a commercial is shown*
Ed-Hi, I'm Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy. All you teens may think drinking is cool, but it turns
you into idiotic losers.
*commercial is cut short*
Lois-The following week,The Day the Ed Stood Still won many Episode Awards including
best episode, and Ed won best actor.
Ed- I was saying "God, I hope I lose," and I said,"OH D--N!" when I won. I felt
awful after that, so I said "I'm giving this award to Jimmy for If it Smells Like an Ed." Everyone then started clapping,
giving standing ovations and cheering. I felt better knowing what I did.
Lois-The If it Smells like an Ed case was involved at the same time as Ed was drinking. After
the release of If It Smells Like an Ed on tv, people became very mad.
Eddy-I didn't understand what was wrong with this episode. I thought it was hilarious.
Edd-This episode showed that life can be hard and that everything in life isn't easy. I guess
no one saw that.
Kevin-*screen reads" Kevin-star of show/stunt double in The Mask of Zorro/Lord of The Rings
films"*Personally, I hated that episode, but everyone on the set loved it, but Jimmy seemed to agree with me. I thought it
was s----.
Jimmy-*screen reads"Jimmy-star of show/superhunk"* I didn't want to make this f---ing episode.
I thought the Eds were on crack to come up with somthin like that, but they gave me a super big raise,so I did my best.
Edd-It got really bad. People were burning down our trailers, and throwing s--- at us,
but it didn't make sense because many others respected us.
Lois-The next week during the new episode called, Don't Rain on My Ed,Edd apologized to the
viewers if the other episode made them mad.
*Footage is shown*
Edd-My fellow Americans, Many of you viewers last week saw our episode,If it Smells Like an
Ed. We also found out it made many of of you angry, and We're sorry.We hope you enjoy this new episode
*Footage ends*
Lois-At the same time,Kevin was breaking up with Terra, who later became famous on Teen Titans.
Jonny-*screen reads"Jonny-star of show/great grandson of Mr. Ed,the talking horse"* Kevin
and I were best friends, but I always wondered what really happened to him and how he really felt.
Kevin- After I broke up with Terra, I wanted to get back on the dating scene, so for all those
people who said I was having an affair with Nazz I said,"How do ya like me now you f-----g b-----ds?!!!??" and I decided
to go out with Nazz. It turns out I fell in love with her.
Lois-After the commercial break, we will see what happened in season 4,5, and what's going
on right now.
*commercial break*
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(To be concluded.....................)
The scene opens with Meg and Chris Griffin.
Meg-And now were back.For the re....
Peter appears.
Peter-Meg....Who said you could host.
Meg-Well you said the whole family wa.......
Peter-GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!
Meg runs off fast, looking like she was going to scream.
Peter-Sorry, folks.Wont happen again.
Chris-Hi, I'm Chris Griffin, and I will host the rest of the show.
The 4th season was a.........big time for the Eds.They got the best reviews ever, and would win week after week of the Episode
Awards with such classics as They Call Him Mr. Ed,Little Ed Blue, The Good Ole Ed, Robbin Ed, and many more.
Edd-Our reviews at season 4 sky rocketed. We had the best reviews we ever had, kept winning
more awards,and we even had the most viewers a show ever had.
Chris-The Eds struck another problem. They were running out of ideas.
Eddy-The show had been running for a long time, so we had an idea....to finish the show.
Nazz-*screen reads"Nazz-star of show/dumb blonde"* They wanted to make a final episode of
the show but wasn't sure how to end the series. Eventually, Eddy and Edd came of with the idea of , Take this Ed and Shove
it, the episode with the career counseling and where the cul-de-sac kids are shown as old people, but then they decided not
to air it yet, just in case.
Chris-They soon started coming up with episode ideas and the concepts of holiday special.
Take this Ed and Shove It hadn't been used for a while,so they finally decided to air it, but not as the final episode. It
did sweep the Episode awards including best episode. Then, the Eds ended the season with the two holiday specials, Ed Edd
n Eddy's Jingle, Jingle, Jangle, and Ed Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullaballoo, which became huge hits and won Episode
Awards.
Eddy-It turned out we were doing freaking awesome. And to think we wanted to end the show!
Sarah-*screen reads"Sarah-star of show/big mouth/ voice-over talent on the toddler's show,'The
Backyardigans'" I think season 4 was the best season ever. It was so much fun to make. My favorite episodes were Take this
Ed and Shove It and Little Ed Blue.
Rolf-*screen reads"Rolf-star of show/ Edd's Understudty"* Well, my favorite episodes were
The Good Ole Ed and Postcards from the Ed. I like going through the set of King Tuckyershirtin's tomb. I thought it was funny.
Chris-In fall of 2005, the series returned for season 5,many episodes were shown on tv and
many are being made as we speak. The Eds and the cul-de-sac kids are working on many things now. Kevin was recently married
to Nazz. Everyone went to the wedding. Ed is right now writing and directing a remake of the miniseries, V, which is coming
to theaters next summer. Edd is recently auditioning for new movies, and yes girls, he's still a bachelor.
Ed- I didn't think the show would go on this far, and we're doing great.
Chris-This is what happened on and off the set of Ed Edd n Eddy. Thanks for watching.
*fades to black*
The End
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