The Eds meet the Coneheads
By Tyler Ferronetti
Author's note:The Coneheads are characters from Saturday Night Live in the 70's and the early 80's.
The fanfic is rated PG(for mild crude humor and a few suggestive reference)
The Eds were walking and saw Kevin yelling at a girl while he was on his bike.Her parents ran
out.Eddy ran to them.
Eddy-KEVIN! GET OUT OF HER FACE YOU CRAPHEAD!
Kevin-*riding off* Dork!
Eddy-Hey are you all r..................*stares with horrified bulging eyes*
The girl and her mom and dad had circularly pointed heads.
Edd also stares with Edd's same face.
Ed-Hi! What's your names.
father-We are the Coneheads.
Ed-What are all of your names?
Father-We wish to not tell you.
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Author's note: I don't remember all their real names so they wont be mentioned.
Now back to our regularly scheduled fanfic.
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Ed-Where are you guys from?
The conheads-*in unison* FRANCE.
The father starts whispering to the mother.
father-Go hide the UFO car in the bush.
Edd- What did you say?
father-I said to my wife to move the.....................car...to the bushes.
Edd-Why?
father-............................It is too bright.
Ed-Are you guys aliens?
The coneheads all laugh in unison.
Father-Of course we are not. Now let us go down the hard paved walking space to the nearest eating
establishment.
They walk down the road.
Daughter-Were shall we go ingest food at?
Edd-How about Antinoucci's Italian Restaurant?
father-We are allergic to that kind of food!
Edd-But you're from Europe.
The Coneheads are silent for a minute.
mother-what my.....husband meant to say was....he's...hate...he hates that kind of food.
Edd-........................Ok-aaaaay.
Ed-BUGAY'S MONSTER HANGOUT!!!!!
Edd-Nah.
Eddy and Ed-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Edd-The Kubat Place!
Eddy-That place is too artsy fartsy.
The daughter notices the candy store.
Daughter-How about we go to that convenience store of sweets and purchase sulfuric sugar orbs.
The Eds are silent.
Ed-SURE!
Eddy-You can understand them.
Ed-Yeah! They wanted to go get jawbreakers.
Later.....................................................................
The Eds are sucking on jawbreakers as the Coneheads stare at the jawbreakers.
Edd-Can't fit it in your mouth? You can just lick them.
They start licking them.
father-Our jaws are being stiffened.
The Coneheads throw the jawbreakers in the air in unison.
Jonny is walking down the road.
Jonny-La de daw de.......
He trips and falls on the jawbreakers. Plank flies into the air and lands in Jonny's butt.
Jonny-Plank, you ole pervert you.*notices the jawbreakers*
Jonny-Cool! Jawbreakers!
He fits all of them in his mouth and grows a tree on his head.
Jonny-COOL! Plank, look at my head!
Edd-Well if you Coneheads don't like jawbreakers, I'll treat you to some coffee.
At Mike's Coffee Shop................................................
Edd and the Coneheads sip on Coffee at a booth while Ed and Edd sip on a can of tab.
Eddy-What was Kevin doing to you?
Daughter-He took me to a closet and took off his shirt and started to take off his pants. I felt
so uncomfortable so I ran off.
Eddy stares.
Edd-Sooooooooooooooooooooo...........That was funny when Ed thought you were aliens.
Father-HE IS ON TO US!RUN TO THE UFO!!!!
They an off.
Edd-Where're they going?
Ed-Back to Brazil.
Eddy-It's Europe,stupid!
Ed-Sure am, Eddy!
Edd-They were odd people.
On a UFO......................................................................
Mother-That was the worst house we have ever bought!
Daughter-And such weird children.
Father-Let's go live to*reads map* Vancouver,Canada.
The End
Kevin is in front of a tent with a striped red and white suit with a straw hat.
Kevin-STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE.................THE WEIRDO FREAK!!!!!
Nazz, Jimmy, and Rolf are staring a Jonny(who has a tree head).
All-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Jonny-*picking up coins from the ground* We're making a killing, Plank!
