CelEdbrity Jeopardy
By Blake Ferronetti
Author's note Important!: This is a fanfic with EEnE characters
on Jeopardy. I always wanted to have these guys on a game show. Edgo didn't go out so well, thought. After seeing the Saturday
Night Live skits of Celebrity Jeopardy and the Ed, Edd n Eddy Zone fanfic, I had to do a Jeopardy fanfic!!!! Oh, in this
fanfic, Will Ferrell plays Alex Trebeck like in the SNL skits.
Alex Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy. I'm your host, Alex Trebeck. Here are the contestants.
We have Ed.
Ed: I'm giving a shout out to Zorba. HI ZORBA, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!!
Alex Trebeck: O...kay..and we also have Kevin.
Kevin: I'm gonna win!
Alex Trebeck: I'm sure you will. And last have Nazz.
Nazz: Hi, I'm Nazz.
Alex Trebeck: Okay, and here are the categories: Potent Potables, New Age Technology, Movies, Letters
of the alphabet, Television, and Foods that end in Uttered Toast. Ed you have the floor.
Ed: No I don't.
Alex Trebeck: I didn't mean literally! I meant pick a question.
Ed: Oh. I'll take New Age Technology for $300.
Alex: *reading the category* This device is an abbreviation for Digital Video Disc.
PING!
Alex: Nazz.
Nazz: Apple Computers?
*buzzer sound*
Alex:WRONG! And you must answer in a form of a question.
Kevin: THAT IS BOGUS!
Alex: OVER RULED!
Ping
Alex: Ed.
Ed: What is Attack of the Man-eating Undergarments.
*buzzer sound*
Alex: Wrong.
*silence. *
Alex: The answer is What is a DVD. Kevin, I'm giving you the floor.
Kevin: I'll take letters of the alphabet for $300,000
Alex: You must take either $100, $200,$300,$400,$500, $600,$700,or $800.
Kevin: Awww. Okay for $800.
Alex: This letter is the beginning letter for zigzag.
Ping!
Alex: Ed.
Ed: Beef.
*buzzing noise*
Alex: Wrong.
PING!
Alex: Kevin.
Kevin: Z.
Alex: Correct. You have $800.
Kevin: BOMB DIGGITY!!!!!
Alex: You're not cool.
Kevin: Huh?
Alex: UH.. Nazz pick a category.
Nazz: Movies for $1,000.
Alex: YOU CAN'T.... *sigh*.. let's go for $800
Nazz: Okay.
Alex: This movie is when Martin Lawrence becomes a Big Momma living in a house.
Ping!
Alex: Ed.
Ed: On the Waterfront.
*buzzing noises*
Alex: GOOD GOD NO!
Ping!
Kevin: Is it...uh...Black Knight.
Alex: Close but no.
Ping!
Alex:Nazz.
Nazz: umm....Toy Story 2?
Alex: WRONG! It's Big Momma's House! Ed, pick a .....LET'S MOVE TO FINAL JEOPARDY!!!! *reading the
question* This amusement park is named after Walt Disney.
*jeopardy music plays....................................................................................*
Alex: Time's up, and let's look at the answers. Ed?
Ed: Yes?
Alex: You wrote..... *reads the answer*
Ed's answer- Big Pappy gonna raise
the roof.
Ed: He he he he.
Alex: I'm speechless. And you wagered.... $100.
Ed: Did I win?
Alex: Now, you're down to $-100. you lose.
Ed: Awwwww.
Alex: Kevin, your Answer was...*reads it.........
Kevin's answer- Disneyland.
Alex:....and you wagered $900.
Kevin: Yep.
Alex: You're at $-100.
Kevin: WHAT?
Alex: Answers must be in the form of a question
Kevin: THAT ONE TOO?
Alex: And you not suppose to wager higher than your amount. So, I'm keeping you at $-100.
Kevin: THAT'S BULL CRAP! What about dorky?!!!?
Alex: Ed? I did it to him because I think he's stupid.
Kevin: You can do that?
Alex: I'm the host, I can do whatever I want.
Kevin: THIS GAMESHOW SUCKS BALLS!!!!!! *runs away*
Alex: Now that the cat's out of the bag, Nazz you wrote.. *reads answer*
Nazz's Answer- Weirdo
Alex: What? And you wagered, $0. You're at $0. YOU WIN.
Audience cheers.
Nazz: OH MY GOD! I Won!
Ed:Well, back to the science lab. *walks away happily*
Nazz: OH MY GOD!! I'M GIVING IT ALL TO CHARITY!!
Alex: *Rolling his eyes * I'm sure you will.
The
End
Newspaper boy: Extra! Extra! 3-haired kid wearing a red hat sues big game show!
