Velcome!Velcome! Wanna hear a scary storvie? WHAT?? TOO BAD!HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eddy and Edd were running and bumped into Ed.

Ed-HI GUYS!

Edd-Hey,Ed. What are you doing?

Ed-I'm babysitting Jimmy. Sarah has to do my mom's groccery shopping.

It shows Jimmy shaking and squealing.

Eddy-HIYA JIMMY BOY!!!!!

Jimmy-*loud enough to break the sound barrier*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*breaths in*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......

The Eds are holding their ears in violent motion.Edd cracks into peices.

Ed-AWwwwwwwwwww,hey Jimmy.*squeezes him hard*A big hug will make you all better. There,there.

Jimmy turns blue and his eyes budlge.He faints.Dead.

Ed-OH NO! JIMMY'S DEAD!!!!!!

Eddy-OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Edd-*loud and high-pitched*DEAD????!!!!!!????OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!*faints from nervousness*

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MWA HAW HAW! IS IT SCARY OR WHAT? WHAT?!!!? IT IS ,TOO , SCARY!!!!!! Alright, alright, it is lame. JUST KEEP READING!!!!

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Later.......................................................................................................................

Jimmy's in a bag and Ed's digging a hole.Eddy's carrying Jimmy.

Ed-*digging*DIG A HOLE! DIG A HOLE! DIG A HOLE! DIG A HOLE.............................

Eddy looks happier tan ever.

Edd- Despite how much I hate this, I made this coffin for him.

The coffin looks very professional.

Suddenly, a hand grabs Ed.

Ed-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!@!!!!!!

Eddy-ED!!!!!That's Jimmy's hand!

Ed looks down.

Ed-Oh yeah.He's dead.

Ed puts Jimmy in the coffin.

Jimmy-*gets up*Wha?

Nobody notices as Ed whacks him (accidentally) with the cover to put it on. He faints again.

They put it in the ground and bury the coffin.

Edd-Eddy, did you get the coffin I ordered?

Eddy-Yup.*puts it in the ground*

Ed-Shouldn't we say some words?

Edd-THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!Eddy?

Eddy-*quickly*He's better off dead. Edd?

Edd-He was a kind, very sensitive-very very sensitive-young man lost in a world of danger. It was probably good that he went when he was young. Ed?

Ed is blubbering, er.....I mean bawling his eyes out.

Ed-*sniff,sniff*POOR JIMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WAIT TIL SARAH GETS HOME!!!!!

Eddy and Edd-SARAH?!!!!!??

They all start running home until Sarah appears and stops them.

Sarah-Hey,Ed.

Ed-*sweating* Uh........Hi ......uh....Milton.

Sarah-*angry*IT'S SARAH!!!!! *looks around* Where's Jimmy,Ed?

The ground starts rumbling.

Voice: SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah-*running*JIMMY?!!?

She gets to the grave.

Sarah-I'LL HELP YA, JIMMY!!!!!

She starts digging with her own bare hands.

Edd-WE BURIED HIM ALIVE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? I DON'T WANNA LIVE!!!!!!! *faints*

Jimmy starts coughing*

Sarah-*worried*Jimmy! What happened?!?

Jimmy-ED ALMOST CHOKED ME TO DEATH, AND THEY STARTED BURING ME!!!!!!

Sarah-*fire in her eyes,mad as hell*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, by know you probably know what happens next. You'll probably think this story's over.

                                          WRONG!!!!!!

KEEP READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year later....................................

Kevin walks up to Edd.

Kevin-Hey,Double Dork,*deep voice,dark fiery background*.................I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.

Edd runs off screaming with a high-pitched voice.

Kevin-WHAT?!?Didn't you enter that contest? Hm. I guess I'll keep the million dollars.Dork.

Kevin walks off.

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