The scene opens at Edd's room. He's sitting at his desk studying graphite
really fascinated.
Ed-I'm here to tell the mystery of a murder-uh...well....almost murder that is. Anyway, it happened
on an ordinary day, or so it seemed.
The scene goes to another gymnastics party(like in Rock-a-Bye Ed). Edd is the narrator.
Eddnarrator-Another gymnastics party took place. Ed and me were sitting in the bleachers. Kevin was
laughing at a lot of what he thought were "bad performances" and making fun a Jimmy.
Jimmy is repeatedly slipping and sliding on things screaming his brains out.
Kevin-HA HA-HA HA-HA!!! Boy, Jimmy is such a loser.
Sarah-*firey mad*GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddnarator-It seem a lot of people were mad at Kevin.He was getting a new stock of jawbreakers for
his garage and threw out all the old ones, which made people mad. Unfortunately, they didn't know they were spoiled. Kevin
made Sarah and Jimmy mad during the gymnastics party.Eddy was mad enough at Kevin.Nazz was mad because Kevin harrased her
(and I'm not going to get into that now).Kevin was having the time of life as he sucking on-THE PINK PANTHER JAWBREAKER-the
rarest of all jawbreakers-only 5 right now.
Thre scene shows Kevin laughing and a dark figure behind him.
Eddnarator-Soon enough.......................
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddnarator-Kevin was knocked out, and the Pink Panther jawbreaker was gone.
Arms are shown carrying Kevin in a strecher to the hospital car.
Jonny-What are we gonna do?!!!!?
Nazz-WE NEED TO HIRE DETECTIVES!
Jimmy-YA!
Rolf-ASK ED BOY AND DOUBLE DEE ED BOY!!!!!!!WE'll PAY THEM!
Edd-Me?!?
Ed-COOL! WE'RE DETECTIVES!
Edd-Hmmmmm.....Getting paid means I can finally buy that electron michroscope.
Ed-You got yourselves detectives, ladies!
*cheering noises are heard*
The Ed Panther
By Tyler Ferronetti
*The Pink Panther Theme plays*
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Author's notes:
The original plot was going to have Kevin's bike stolen.The Pink Panther jawbreaker dealie was thought
up by my brother Blake.
There are elements a few tiny bit similar to the new Pink Panther remake
The end has a quote similar from the ending of the Simpson episode Who Shot Mr. Burns?(part
2)
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Ed is dressed in a police hat and a fake mustache.
Ed-I'm ready, Double Dee!
Edd-Nice Peter Sellers getup, Ed.
Ed-Who?
Edd-*sigh* never mind. First of all who would be a suspect.
Ed-Sarah.When she gets mad, she's lika rat outa hades.
Edd-Then let's get to your house.
They arrive to the door.
Sarah-STOP BLAMING ME!!!!!
She slams the door.
Edd-Well it's not her.
Ed-*staring at a purple shiny ball* Nice ball.
He kicks the ball. Jimmy walks by.
Jimmy-LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!*ball hits him*AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jimmy is flying in the air screaming.
Edd-WAIT! THE KANKERS! Why didn't I see it before!!!
SO UNSUSPECTING!! They sneek up and BAM! Nobody sees it coming!
They walk to the trailer park as Edd crosses a bridge, Ed notices a log with moss.
Ed-Heh heh heh.
He slids on the log and falls in the creek.
Ed-WOAah!!!!!
Ed-I'm swimming.*notices the waterfall*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed screams as he falls down the waterfall.
*flashes to black*
Ed comes out all drippy and wet.
Ed-Hi, Double Dee.
Edd-This is no time to swim,Ed! We're solving a mystery!
Ed-O-kay,Dubble Dee.
They walk away as Jimmy is in the river screaming with the ball following him.Both of them fall down
the waterfall.
Edd and Ed are on the roof of the trailer.
Edd-Now we'll have to sneak in,Ed.You know the Kankers.I brought this squirt gun.
Ed-Roger Wallnut,Eddy.
Edd-It's Double Dee, Ed.
Edd and Ed get inside on the roof with suction cups.
The Kankers are painting their toenails pink.
May-*snort*Which Ed do ya think is cuter?
Ed screams as he falls off the roof.The Kankers stare.Edd jumps down.
The Kankers-IT'S 2 OF OUR BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!
Lee-*romantic voice*Whada you guys doin here?
As Edd talks to the Kankers, Ed sticks his elbow(not looking) in the fish tank.The fish eat away
at his sleeve.
Edd-*pointing squirt gun* OH COME OFF! WE KNOW YOU DID IT!
Lee-Did what?
May-*terrified*HE'S GOTTA GUN!!!!
Edd-WE KNOW YOU STOLE THE PINK PANTHER JAWBREAKER AND KNOCKED OUT KEVIN!!!!!!!!
Lee-Wha?
May-PINK PANTHER?!? WHERE?!!?
Marie knocks May across the head.
Lee-We didn't steal nothin!
Marie-And why would we want a jawbreaker*holds up big bag* when we've gotta bag of 3 week old gummie
bears?
Edd sweats nervously.
Edd squirts a large gush of water at the Kankers as they scream.He grabs Ed and leaves.
Lee-AFTER THEM!
The Kankers just stare.
Lee-Well?
May-Nah. I'm goin to the mail box to get the latest Car Axle Weekly.
Marie-Me, too.
*fades to black*
*part of the pink panther theme plays as Ed and Edd walk around the cul-de-sac*
Edd-We could ask Jonny.
Ed-I wouldn't count on it,Double Dee. Don't judge a horse by it's legs.
Edd-...........o-kay,Ed.
Jonny was nearby.
Edd-*kindly*Jonny,Did you knock out Kevin and steal the Pink Panther jawbreaker?
Jonny-Nope.
Edd-Okay.
He walks to Ed.
Ed-We could ask Nazz.
Edd and Ed walk to Nazz's house.
Edd-We would like to know if you hurt Kevin and stole his jawbreaker.
Nazz-No way, jose.I might have been mad at him for ruining the party but I'd never do that.
Edd-Okay. Thanks, Nazz.
He walks off with Ed.
Edd-This only leaves Jimmy. Maybe he did it.He's a rather cunning person.
At Jimmy's house,Edd knocks on the door for at least a minute.
Edd-Well,he's not home. Nobody's left.How is it possible someone did this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Edd looses it for a moment and gets a look in his eye.
Edd-OF COURSE! EDDY!
Edd runs up the stairs of Eddy's house.
Ed-Aw come on, Double Dee.What madja think Eddy did it?
Edd-ED! THINK!Eddy hates Kevin,he loves jawbreakers, and always wanted to get his hands on a Pink
Panther jawbreaker.
Edd busts through the doors.
Edd-ALRIGHT,EDDY! WE KNOW YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy-WHAT?!?GUYS! This is me you're talking about! Sure I was envious, but I didn't beat up Kevin!
Edd-EDDY I KNOW YOU!YOU'RE LYING THROUGH YOUR TEETH!!!!!
Edd makes a battle cry and pounces on Eddy. They smash through the window and land on the ground.Edd
had a fuse blown and starts beating up Eddy badly.The cul-de-sac kids crowd around Edd and Eddy. Kevin is out of the hospital.Ed
notices the perpetrator. He or she is wearing a back shirt, a black snow mask that covers the face except for 2 eyeholes,
and black snowpants. Ed runs up to him or her.
Kevin- What's going on here?
Ed-EDDY'S THE ONE WHO DID IT!!!!!
They all gasp.
Ed-NO HE DIDN'T!HE DID IT.*pulls off the person's mask to reveal................*
Edd-It's Jonny!
Everyone gasps.
Jonny-Alright! so I did it!Plank told me to! Plank should be the one hurt!*whispering* Sorry, buddy.
Kevin-Nazz,uh.....I was going to to give you the jawbreaker.*pulls the pink Panther jawbreaker out
of Jonny's pocket*See?
Nazz-Uhh.....You mean after you licked it?
Kevin-Yeahuh.
Nazz-*grossed out* Errrrrrrrrrrrrr.......no thanks, Kevin.
Kevin-fine with me.*sticks jawbreaker in his pocket*Officers,arrest this melonhead.
Edd-Uh,Kevin,no matter what no one's going to arrest him.
Jimmy-Ed, how didja know it was Jonny?
Ed-Don't judge a horse by it's legs.
The cul-de-sac kids stare shocked and grossed out.
Kevin-O-kaaaaay.
Everyone walks off.Ed runs off too.
Eddy glares as Edd smiles and sweats nervously.
Eddy-*making a fist*You owe me.
Edd-oh dear.
*fades to black*
POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd-*still faded in black*OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
*the end theme of the Pink Panther plays*
